Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%
  • Total voters
    2,661
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I thought she had one of her POC BFF's holding her chin for a second, which would be weird. Praise Beetus it's just skin discoloration from being so happy as a fat person.
No pun intended, she's such a huge bitch in that clip. Plus, she's frequently banging on about struggling with her mentulz, but now the best comeback she's got is “my happiness is real, and yours won't last because it's actually just fat hate, not personal health”.
No-one gets to the absolutely massive size she is without some major problems, either physical or mental/emotional. I mean that both ways too, as in, got fat because of X problem, then has X problem/s because fat.
Or maybe I'm talking rubbish, and Tess isn't fat, it's excess joy.
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The only thing I'd maybe give Tess the tiniest shred of sympathy for is that, even if she didn't actually see it happen, her mum getting shot would have been awful. Tess isn't a normal person though, and I really wonder if it affected her in any way other than Tess being pissed that she maybe had to help out at home, or that her mum couldn't do things for Tess. I honestly think Tess is just defective. She could have lived a trauma-free charmed life, and she'd still be a massive bitch.
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This is the chick that got the tattoo the other day.
Those tiktoks were fkn wild. I especially (didn't) liked the one talking about love potions, werewolves and tentacle erotica. (:_(
 
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The story was picked up by a journalist at a Z-tier celebrity website. Story and journalist used with heavy quotation marks. (archive)

Even in the photo they chose she looks like a bus:


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"I am fatter right now than I've been in a while, but I'm also happier." Tess Holliday hit back after one TikTok user said they started following a number of "really big fat [people]" on the platform as inspiration to lose weight, explaining to them and all her followers that weight loss isn't a shortcut to happiness.

Responding to a user who wrote, "I've been following really big fat ppl so I could see how others see me. was so grossed out, I lost over 150 pounds so far," Holliday posted a video to her page on Thursday night and responded directly to the comment.
"That is all happening in a bubble. You are seeking out content of larger-bodied individuals as a way to make yourself feel better, which is kind of a weird thing in general, especially when I can guarantee a lot of the larger-bodied individuals you're following have happy, full lives not despite them being fat, but they just are," began the model and body positivity activist.

"I'm used to people using me as their 'Before' pictures and inspo but the reality is that I've gotten fatter over the years, my weight's fluctuated, but the one thing that I have maintained through all of this is my joy," she continued. "I am fatter right now than I've been in a while, but I'm also happier. There's so many people commenting lately saying they can see my joy radiating and that's how other people see me."

"They see the joy. Yeah some people are going to see the fat and not pay attention to the joy, but if you're putting out into the world that you're grossed out by yourself, then more than likely that's how you're going to be perceived," said Holliday.

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The model noted that while she may be "fat and happy," the world at large still won't treat her "like I have sunshine shooting out of my ass, because that's not the case" and the majority of people are still "unkind to fat people." Holliday added, "But I'm also not going to shrink myself and be something I am not to make people happy and comfortable."

She concluded her video by telling the original commenter, "Glad you can use us fat folks as inspiration for you not being fat but I would really check the inside on your journey to thinness because I can guarantee that's not going to bring you the happiness that you're looking for."

"And heaven forbid you gain all that weight back. What are you gonna do then?" she asked. Holliday also captioned the post, "happiness is from within baby."

In April, the mother-of-two revealed that she had been "really struggling with body image" recently "in a way I've never experienced" before.

"It's been almost debilitating because even though y'all see me out having fun, it sometimes takes so much work & energy just to be able to leave the house," said Holliday, who revealed in 2021 she was "anorexic and in recovery."

"I'm the kind of gal that always wants my photo taken, until lately… & these are some of the first photos I've taken in a while were I saw myself in them & was kind," she wrote. "(I;m working on it.) Soaking up this family time & feeling grateful, even when it's tough."
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The skill at passing off responsibility in the passive voice is just amazing. "What are ya gonna do if you gain all that weight back?" As if one has absolutely zero control over the factors that lead to weight gain. Pure delusion, total insanity.
 
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"They see the joy"

LOLOLOLOL.

Sorry, Tess. Everyone can see the cope from a mile away.

This is a woman who constantly whines about not having a man, hasn't gotten legit work in months, has an eating disorder (just not the kind she claims), and spends the majority of her time scouring social media to bitch at randos for not agreeing that she's the sexiest woman since Helen of Troy.

Oh yeah - that's definitely how joyful people operate.
 
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People calling her beautiful and flawless are what is wrong with the world today. Enabling these land whales and constantly feeding(no pun intended) their ego. No one wants to better themselves if they have anonymous weirdos praising them at every turn. Tess should be worried that she most likely won’t see her children grow up instead of people telling her how great her makeup looks. She’s as shallow as a puddle.
 
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CLEVELAND, June 7, 2022 /PRNewswire/ -- Big Fig, the first and only mattress brand to exclusively cater to big, tall and plus-sized sleepers, announces its partnership with Tess Holliday, a plus-size model, author and body-positivity activist. Holliday will utilize her social media platforms, including TikTok and Instagram, to share her personal experiences with Big Fig to help grow awareness for its unique products and how the company supports and empowers the plus-size community.

To kick off the partnership, who doesn't enjoy a good unboxing video? As a direct-to-consumer brand, Big Fig will ship Holliday her "bed in a box" – including a Big Fig queen-sized mattress complete with adjustable base and mattress protector – allowing her to showcase the full journey of receiving and testing a Big Fig mattress
Pushing for New Standards
Much like Holliday started the #effyourbeautystandards social movement, Big Fig too threw traditional mattress design standards to the side.

"Rather than making minor adjustments to an existing mattress model to attempt to satisfy the needs of the plus-sized sleeper, we engineered our mattress to provide a safe, comfortable and nurturing space for every 'body' to experience a more restful night's sleep," said Jeff Brown, president of Big Fig.

How do Big Fig Mattresses give plus-sized sleepers exactly what their bodies and minds need? The unique design and build of this one-of-a-kind mattress...

  • Prevents sagging and sinking
  • Delivers a firm and comfortable sleep experience
  • Provides optimal back support
  • Maintains cool and comfortable body temperature
  • Keeps materials from shifting and bunching
  • Provides all-around, full-edge support and security
  • Supports up to 1,100 lbs.
  • Lasts 20+ years
The Big Fig Mattress comes in Twin, Twin XL, Full, Queen, King, California King and Split King sizes and features a foundation that is five times stronger than a standard foundation. For additional custom comfort, the Big Fig Adjustable Base (which supports up to 1,250 lbs.) is also available.

Authentic Experiences
Tess is not Big Fig's first plus-sized partner. To connect more deeply with the authentic plus-size experience, the brand also created the Big Fig Collective, a fully immersed advisory panel of eight plus-sized advocates and prominent voices within the plus-size community to provide insight, expertise and perspective.

"An individual is more than just a body type," said Lindsy Argenti, marketing director of Big Fig. "By listening to personal experiences, opening ourselves up to new ideas and sharing unique viewpoints from those most often excluded from the conversation, we're better able to support — and celebrate — the plus-sized community as true allies."

To follow Tess Holliday's journey with her Big Fig mattress, follow her on TikTok or Instagram @tessholliday. For more information on Big Fig, visit www.BigFigMattress.com.
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