DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dizzyuntildeath]

You think Phil likes the smell of his own farts, too?

He's one of those people that lean in and whafts them up to his face.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Fat fuck

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's one of those people that lean in and whafts them up to his face.

He lives in a perpetual dutch oven

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

"No support, what gives?"

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

"No support, what gives?"

Etched forever on his tombstone

 

[tomstone]

@Piece of Peace do you know how much 1minutefag drops on philbert monthly?

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Speculation, but do you think Phil has started walking to encourage Kat to join him to lose some weight?

This implies that DSP thinks of someone other than himself, so definitely not.

 

[Corpun]

5 more pages until we get the year Ackdolf Pigler tragically committed suicide after number 1 paypig $$ Overgivingdonor Derish Steiner failed to repel the Detractor offensive on Renton.

Phil's weird aversion to sex,

Phil has always had a weird aversion to sex, except when it came to sex jokes, which sounds like compensating for something.

Pictured: Pandalee practically asking Phil to rail her all day on bed while he autistically films and rambles about a hotel room.

I want to revisit those 25 on-stream (but not camera) pushups.
I think he might have been lying about doing them, guys.

If troll tippers were smarter with the money they waste on Phil they'd bait him into a rant about how he lost the ability to do push ups in a year or something.

Speculation, but do you think Phil has started walking to encourage Kat to join him to lose some weight?

I'm wondering if he had a behind the scenes health scare. Maybe a relative had a stroke or something and now he is panicking and thinks that a half hour walk will save him. DSP has always half assed health issues.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

what the fuck is this retarded shit he was babbling that makes no sense. walking has made him lose weight faster than doing HIIT cardio and somehow made him feel so energized that he's so exhausted from waking up at 9am

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Barely not considered obese

 

[Yautja]

Barely not considered obese
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The funny part is when you factor in body fat vs lean mass I would bet genuine money he has an obese level of body fat

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

what the fuck is this retarded shit he was babbling that makes no sense. walking has made him lose weight faster than doing HIIT cardio and somehow made him feel so energized that he's so exhausted from waking up at 9am

Turns out his scale was broken. A new scale will be about $1000.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

The funny part is when you factor in body fat vs lean mass I would bet genuine money he has an obese level of body fat

I mean the dude literally does nothing physical all day, and I’m still more inclined to think if the “high intensity walking” isn’t just an outright lie that it is an extreme exaggeration. Any muscles he may have had have atrophied completely some time ago. This is a dude that said he got winded going to get the mail; regardless of obese vs overweight I know one thing he ain’t healthy that’s for sure.

 

[Piece of Peace]

@Piece of Peace do you know how much 1minutefag drops on philbert monthly?

 

[NursezillaX]

Dudes waking up at 4am just to end up outside Phil's pigdom at noon doing fucking yard work for this ungrateful loser as he claims he works harder than anyone ever.

Keep in mind that this is the guy who has SPECIFICALLY said how his job is harder than a 'normal 9-5' job. The same guy that has made that direct comparison sure was quick to put himself up on the cross today and expected a great deal of money in return for the single time he actually had to rouse himself out of bed at that hour. I guess gin hangovers and the dopamine crash that come hours after burning through every dollar you have immediate access to during a late night of sweaty jpeg pulls are harsh mistresses.

Edit: regarding One Minute Man, fucking just imagine adding a line for a daily stipend that goes to a fat loser who sucks at video games into your budget. Good christ.

 

[tomstone]

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holy shit. he dropped almost $10 000 on the proach. complete insanity.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I'm wondering if he had a behind the scenes health scare. Maybe a relative had a stroke or something and now he is panicking and thinks that a half hour walk will save him. DSP has always half assed health issues.

stop believing him about the "power walk". he didn't walk anywhere and he's not working out

 

[NursezillaX]

The fucking best is when he signs off for the 'on demand' viewers, you see him cut the recording, and then he kind of gives a sigh / gets a look of getting serious and says, 'Alright, guys, here's the deal....' and you 100% know that you're about to hear some fucking 'real talk' about money and all the ways in which you've let him down. Fucking classic.

 

[ProvenWrong]

I'm wondering if he had a behind the scenes health scare. Maybe a relative had a stroke or something and now he is panicking and thinks that a half hour walk will save him. DSP has always half assed health issues.

Probably not lmao.. This niggas aunt died and all he was pissed about was her not sending him the monthly rent payment.

Even if he did - as a former alcoholic you need to nip that shit in the bud or else you'll continuously spiral down a dark path which ultimately will lead to the grave. Plus he has no support system to help him wean off of alcohol.

If he thinks drinking cranberry juice was it ? And walking a half hour a day will allow him to keep consuming alcohol and junk food at an alarming rate. He's wrong.

Nothing he could do though.