DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[JimiHendrix]

stop believing him about the "power walk". he didn't walk anywhere and he's not working out

no, that's boring. If we believe him and he didn't do it, no loss. If he is telling the truth then it's even funnier. Nigga sweats walking to the mailbox.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

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There are countless people struggling to afford medical care, hungry families, and homelessness. $600 dollars a month in charity could be a life changer for destitute people.
But 1MM thinks the ultimate form of altruism is to give a fat man a few more gacha pulls.

 

[Robust User]

DSP is definetly in better shape than Kat

LMAO the 25 pushups video!

How does he have room to do pushups but not enough room to turn his camera "because of the cords and everything"?

 

[Bigbadyeet]

How does he have room to do pushups but not enough room to turn his camera "because of the cords and everything"?

When your supporters are literal retards nothing needs to make sense

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

There are countless people struggling to afford medical care, hungry families, and homelessness. $600 dollars a month in charity could be a life changer for destitute people.
But 1MM thinks the ultimate form of altruism is to give a fat man a few more gacha pulls.

It's just PlanetJeff, spending his future second dead wife's insurance payout ahead of time.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Detractor channels fell off. The fuck am I even watching at this point?

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Detractor channels fell off. The fuck am I even watching at this point?
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I think these effects are to trick the youtube copyright bot

 

[Ultrapenguin]

There are countless people struggling to afford medical care, hungry families, and homelessness. $600 dollars a month in charity could be a life changer for destitute people.
But 1MM thinks the ultimate form of altruism is to give a fat man a few more gacha pulls.

That's kind of a thing with simps of all kinds; most streamers are blind consumers who don't have great relationships with family or friends, so realistically all that happens is that the simps hand the money to the streamers, who then take that money and piss it away on consumerist garbage, feeding more money to the corporations.

There's a reason major streaming sites like Twitch and YT are owned by some of the biggest megacorporations you're going to find (Amazon and Google, obviously), why most Vtubers are backed by huge entities, etc: all these people are the true cattle of society. The streamers are basically owned by the companies, in the case of Vtubers said companies are essentially their pimps...Philburt likes to think of himself as the working man's content creator or something, but realistically he's a corporate judas encouraging these fucking morons to hand him their money so he can waste it and they can all be broke left exactly where they started at the end of the day while some tech company gets richer and more powerful.

If dudes like Phil actually gave a shit they'd be limiting donations to something like $5 per person per day.
You're playing videogames to entertain people, there is absolutely no excuse as to why a person would be giving you more than 5, maybe 10 dollars in a day aside from mental/emotional disorder or ulterior motives. If you're ok with exploiting that then that's up to you, but then you can't pretend to be some good guy who represents the average joe.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Imagine if Netflix or Disney expected $25 per day or $5 per show/movie.

Now switch billionaire entertainment companies with the the best licensing for a fat alcohol who sucks at games.

Keep giving him your money, dorks.

 

[Iron Father]

It's all that walking around the block he's been doing lately he's all tuckered out.

This idea that he WALKS laps of his gated community to get a sweat on is one of my new favorite lore drops.

This is the kind of shit mothers in their 30's do to lose the baby weight. Phil is such a bitch ass nigger.

 

[UaineRunei]

Btw, big ups to the Youtube algorithm for another great set of thumbnails.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

IIRC, Phil has claimed to walk as exercise before, saying that his time waddling around the mall on his day off was "exercise". Just like how carrying milk into the house was the equivalent of weightlifting. I think the jokes about Phil going to the mall and calling it a walk are pretty spot on. We know there's no chance he gets up early to go on a walk, and we've seen him log into Champions right after his stream ends, and I doubt he's cutting that short to go on a walk. Not to mention he needs to Doordash his din din and fill Khet's trough before the next stream. I doubt he's doing any late night walks since that cuts into his twitter/gin time.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

This idea that he WALKS laps of his gated community to get a sweat on is one of my new favorite lore drops.

This is the kind of shit mothers in their 30's do to lose the baby weight. Phil is such a bitch ass nigger.

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This power walking nonsense is just such a Phil thing to lie about.

If he would just say he goes for walks now and leaves it at that, I'd believe him. No, he's straight up POWER WALKING for 30 minutes and has all these insane health benefits to it that he acts like has been doing marathons for the runners high. This crap won't last a month and he will have to continue to lie about it to appear like he has determination yet he will still look a fat slob.

Also shout out for waking up an hour earlier than usual today and making a big deal about how much he's suffering to do content for YOU guys because YOU asked for this, but where is the support?

 

[Iron Father]

stop believing him about the "power walk". he didn't walk anywhere and he's not working out

IIRC, Phil has claimed to walk as exercise before, saying that his time waddling around the mall on his day off was "exercise". Just like how carrying milk into the house was the equivalent of weightlifting. I think the jokes about Phil going to the mall and calling it a walk are pretty spot on. We know there's no chance he gets up early to go on a walk, and we've seen him log into Champions right after his stream ends, and I doubt he's cutting that short to go on a walk. Not to mention he needs to Doordash his din din and fill Khet's trough before the next stream. I doubt he's doing any late night walks since that cuts into his twitter/gin time.

This power walking nonsense is just such a Phil thing to lie about.

If he would just say he goes for walks now and leaves it at that, I'd believe him. No, he's straight up POWER WALKING for 30 minutes and has all these insane health benefits to it that he acts like has been doing marathons for the runners high.

Also shout out for waking up an hour earlier than usual today and making a big deal about how much he's suffering to do content for YOU guys because YOU asked for this, but where is the support?

I actually believe it.
Not necessarily that he does it regularly, but usually the thing that makes me take him at his word is if it's something a normal person would be embarrassed by admitting.

If Phil starts claiming he's going on runs, lifting weights, doing yoga etc then I won't believe it. But "power walking" to his mailbox and back? Retarded enough that I think he's telling the truth.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

Current state of nominations for his viewer's choice playthrough:

• Mario Strikers: Battle League (7 nominations)
• Catherine: Full Body (6 nominations)Though I expect him to LIMB this one from the final poll again like he did last year.
• Bioshock Infinite (5 nominations)
• Fable (5 nominations)
• Jak 2 (5 nominations)
• The Adventure of Link (5 nominations)
• Old School Runescape (5 nominations)
• The Legend of Zelda (4 nominations)

Real tasty picks here.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Current state of nominations for his viewer's choice playthrough:

• Mario Strikers: Battle League (7 nominations)
• Catherine: Full Body (6 nominations)Though I expect him to LIMB this one from the final poll again like he did last year.
• Bioshock Infinite (5 nominations)
• Fable (5 nominations)
• Jak 2 (5 nominations)
• The Adventure of Link (5 nominations)
• Old School Runescape (5 nominations)
• The Legend of Zelda (4 nominations)

Real tasty picks here.

How many of these he would have to actually go out and purchase? I don't know whats included with the subscriptions he already has like Gaypass.

Just curious how these choices became to be since he's been a Frugal Mcjewstein lately with his game choices.

 

[Robust User]

You know he's going to rig that shit so Adventure of Link wins. He won't play Legend of Zelda because it doesn't have purdy enough graphics for the king of retro like Link to the Past.

 

[Lolidaki]

Current state of nominations for his viewer's choice playthrough:

• Mario Strikers: Battle League (7 nominations)
• Catherine: Full Body (6 nominations)Though I expect him to LIMB this one from the final poll again like he did last year.
• Bioshock Infinite (5 nominations)
• Fable (5 nominations)
• Jak 2 (5 nominations)
• The Adventure of Link (5 nominations)
• Old School Runescape (5 nominations)
• The Legend of Zelda (4 nominations)

Real tasty picks here.

Mario Strikers is such a dumb pick, he's not playing it due to being multiplayer-focused, so you know he'll half-ass it like Tennis and Golf and only play like three matches when he gets done with the offline cups.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The fucking best is when he signs off for the 'on demand' viewers, you see him cut the recording, and then he kind of gives a sigh / gets a look of getting serious and says, 'Alright, guys, here's the deal....' and you 100% know that you're about to hear some fucking 'real talk' about money and all the ways in which you've let him down. Fucking classic.

Now, let's say you're some 'on demand' consumer and watch this sanitized version. Then you decide to check out an actual stream live. It gets to this part and you realize you've been played because, where the fuck was this on all the videos you've watched before?

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

Current state of nominations for his viewer's choice playthrough:

• Mario Strikers: Battle League (7 nominations)
• Catherine: Full Body (6 nominations)Though I expect him to LIMB this one from the final poll again like he did last year.
• Bioshock Infinite (5 nominations)
• Fable (5 nominations)
• Jak 2 (5 nominations)
• The Adventure of Link (5 nominations)
• Old School Runescape (5 nominations)
• The Legend of Zelda (4 nominations)

Real tasty picks here.

Jak 2 please god Jak 2