Prison Letters (6/04/22) - New Chris Jail Letter - Chris Explains Soul Bonding and the Goddess Logs

But this is Chris we're talking about, and outside of a few things, he hasn't been screaming to get let go, and seems to actually enjoy his year long hotel stay. There's that other issue of Chris's disability payments stacking up in his bank account, so unless Barb is skimming them, Chris might get out with more money than he's ever had in his life.
They don't pay disability while you are in jail.
If you are in jail for more than 1 year you have to reapply.
Without mom or dad to hold his hand I don't see Chris filling out the forms and making it to hearings,
His tugboat may have been torpedoed.
 
He actually hates masturbation and it is well documented that it is very tiring for him.

Kinda explains why he was even more desperate for that uflyass dry pussy.
Than explain the freezer full of tupperware filled with Man Milk?
. As long as barb doesn't admit to him fucking her, than his lawyer told him to stfu deny you had sex with your mom and you'll be home soon.
I seriously doubt Heilberg has told him anything of the sort. Beyond to Shut the Fuck up and stop telling people he fucked his Mom. He is also way too seasoned a professional to ever promise Chris that he would be returning home. Chris may simply be equating getting out of Jail with returning home to 14BC
Would probably be worse for him. From what Pointless Sperg has said if convicted the state needs to find a place for him to live for 30 days after he gets out. If they put him in a group home or Section 8 housing than Chris can use his tugboat to stay there and have a roof over his head. If he is found innocent and the state doesn't need to find a place for him to stay then he is completely screwed because he will either be locked out of his house for good or somehow inherit 14 Branchland Ct which he will eventually lose due to debts and incompetence. He would end up on the streets for the rest of his days.
Everyone assumes that he needs to be going to a Group Home. Chris is rather borderline. They may just get him a room down at the Roach Motel off the Highway bypass where all the whores and crack heads live. That's really all they need to do. Unless he is ruled in some way incompetant the DA and City/County aren't going to take charge of his long term mental health and tard wrangling.
Why is he so adamant in these past few letters that he will be going home soon? Did someone give him some indication of that or is he just deep coping after being in there for so long now?
Chris's entire life and mental image is centered on 14bc. He assumes getting out = Going Home. The thought that he cannot return there would never ever enter his head.
You'd be hard pressed to find a sect who believes Jesus was crucified for fucking his senile mother, though.
You'd be hard pressed to find any sect that doesn't believe in crucifying the lolcow that fucks his elderly senile mother. They will happily provide the nails and point out a good tree to use. They'll even bless the nails free of charge.
It's still unlikely. Barb doesn't seem to be there, so she is probably in the care of relatives. She might want to keep 14BC around to house Chris, but she probably won't be there. If she's been assigned a guardian, then it won't be up to her.

If Barb wants to see Chris, she can. You can't force adult, free family members apart forever unless one of them wants to be apart. That's called freedom of association. If Chris were on probation with a suspended sentence, or parole from prison, they could restrict him against Barb's consent, but they can't give him a suspended jail sentence since he'll have already done the max.

They *COULD* give him probation with a suspended sentence by adding a $2,500 fine and suspending that portion of the sentence. If he violates probation then he gets hit with the fine, which he won't be able to pay, but that probably wouldn't mean much. And of course if he had $2,500 around somehow he could just pay the fine and be free of probation.

EDIT: If he does get slapped with the fine and he just ignores it, they can jail him for contempt of court, but as long as he keeps up to date reporting his income in good faith and why he can't pay, they can't jail him. They might be able to garnish part of his tugboat.



They could place him anywhere in the state. There's no rule saying he has to stay in Greene County or the C-ville area.
Apart from any release or probation terms and whether they are able to impose such given whatever the charges might be, I still think it is likely or in fact almost certain that the DA will insure that Adult Protective Services has a new and longer term Protective Order in place barring him from any contact with Barb. Barb's relatives are almost certainly functioning in some degree as Guardian's at this point. I don't think anybody believes they would let Chris near 14bc without a Sheriff's escort to pick up his things. Just the pattern of how this all played out convinces me that the State is sufficiently convinced that Barb is suffering a cognitive decline substantial enough that Chris is a clear danger to her. One of the tipoffs is Chris's wailing in a letter on how they wouldn't even Interrogate Barb! Yeah, They're treating Barb as a senile old biddy and Heilberg has informed Chris that under no circumstances will they be allowed to question her.
 
Apart from any release or probation terms and whether they are able to impose such given whatever the charges might be, I still think it is likely or in fact almost certain that the DA will insure that Adult Protective Services has a new and longer term Protective Order in place barring him from any contact with Barb.
That's an option that hasn't been discussed at all. Barb might be getting help from Virginia's version of APS. It could be the rest of the Westons provide some help but maybe the majority comes APS. It would be kind shitty if the commonwealth was putting all this effort into Chris and just letting Barb free range. It might not even be the other Westons telling Barb not to talk to Chris when he calls, it could be the state taking over.
 
They don't pay disability while you are in jail.
If you are in jail for more than 1 year you have to reapply.
Without mom or dad to hold his hand I don't see Chris filling out the forms and making it to hearings,
His tugboat may have been torpedoed.

It is not terminated while you are in jail but have not yet been convicted.

Even after conviction, SSDI (unlike SSI) does not need to be reapplied for after 1 year of incarceration.

Chris' tugboat, however, was likely suspended when he was sent to the mental hospital due to IST.

Everyone assumes that he needs to be going to a Group Home. Chris is rather borderline. They may just get him a room down at the Roach Motel off the Highway bypass where all the whores and crack heads live. That's really all they need to do. Unless he is ruled in some way incompetant the DA and City/County aren't going to take charge of his long term mental health and tard wrangling.

They are required to find a place to dump him, and connect him to social services. It's social services' job to take care of his long-term mental health. The jail's job is to connect him to services and then they can wash their hands of him.

A motel room is not viable long-term, so in that situation they'd be more likely to dump him at a homeless shelter. They do have a motivation to hook him up with something better like a tard home -- because they don't want to have Chris wander back and shit up Greene County again.

You'd be hard pressed to find any sect that doesn't believe in crucifying the lolcow that fucks his elderly senile mother. They will happily provide the nails and point out a good tree to use. They'll even bless the nails free of charge.

The bible is pretty cool with trying to pimp out your daughters, then getting drunk and banging them after your wife gets turned to salt.
 
A motel room is not viable long-term, so in that situation they'd be more likely to dump him at a homeless shelter. ..

The bible is pretty cool with trying to pimp out your daughters, then getting drunk and banging them after your wife gets turned to salt.
Is a homeless shelter viable long-term?

The Bible is pretty cool telling about human nature, warts and all.
 
The one thing that kept Chris from becoming a stereotypical incel is that he was so hopeful/stupid that he still believed this scenario was possible. If he ever let go of his delusions and came to realize how fucked his possibilities for a relationship were, he might go shoot up the neighborhood.
The one thing I'll give his parents credit for is despite being hick southerners, is that they kept guns away from Chris.
 
The part where he was a fat sweaty smelly and gross retard who though a 10/10 young super model would walk up to him and say "hey handsome let's start a life together. "
That kind of thinking probably came about from his obese ego and Barb saying he's "handsome" - what pretty much all moms tell sons.

If he ever let go of his delusions and came to realize how fucked his possibilities for a relationship were, he might go shoot up the neighborhood.
Or "the bluepill kept Chris from going ER" in incel-speak.
 
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The bible is pretty cool with trying to pimp out your daughters, then getting drunk and banging them after your wife gets turned to salt.
I find it a bit ludicrous to suggest that things ancient Hebrews did in the old testament reflects what modern Christianity endorses. You would have a tough time finding a religious community in the developed world that would accept Chris's behavior, period.
 
Just the pattern of how this all played out convinces me that the State is sufficiently convinced that Barb is suffering a cognitive decline substantial enough that Chris is a clear danger to her. One of the tipoffs is Chris's wailing in a letter on how they wouldn't even Interrogate Barb! Yeah, They're treating Barb as a senile old biddy and Heilberg has informed Chris that under no circumstances will they be allowed to question her.

Jurors are not robots and will render decisions based on factors beyond just the facts of the case. For example, a jury may choose to somehow penalize a prosecutor who calls an old woman to the stand to not only relive getting fucked by her son but to also suffer through cross-examination. The jury may be especially unimpressed by the prosecutor if dragging Barb through such an ordeal is not necessary to prove the case. It is very likely the prosecution has sufficient evidence to prove incest without putting Barb on the stand, so not using Barb as a trial witness only tells us that the prosecution is not totally incompetent. It doesn't tell us anything about Barb's mental state.
 
Jurors are not robots and will render decisions based on factors beyond just the facts of the case. For example, a jury may choose to somehow penalize a prosecutor who calls an old woman to the stand to not only relive getting fucked by her son but to also suffer through cross-examination. The jury may be especially unimpressed by the prosecutor if dragging Barb through such an ordeal is not necessary to prove the case. It is very likely the prosecution has sufficient evidence to prove incest without putting Barb on the stand, so not using Barb as a trial witness only tells us that the prosecution is not totally incompetent. It doesn't tell us anything about Barb's mental state.

He is in J&DR court, which only does bench trials. No jury involved.
 
He is in J&DR court, which only does bench trials. No jury involved.

You're right. However, my point still stands with a bench trial. Dragging Barb into court when it is not necessary makes the prosecutor look like an asshole, and it is to the prosecutor's advantage to avoid looking bad in front of a judge or a jury.
 
They gave him a doughnut and Fanta and Chris EXPLAINED it ALL to the cops within 15 minutes of being ushered into the room.
FFS why why do people STILL think this is how it happened? Chris was acting all friendly because guntzilla had him on camera. AND because one of his ass kissing pratoreans told him if he's arrested then don't both going into hedgehog defense mode or running, cause either will only make it worse.

I can assure you as soon as the cameras were off him Chris told the jerkops they can't do this to him without feeling his "devine wrath " and then was promptly warned to cut it out lest he get a night stick to the gut.

I can assure you no police station will give a fuck about you enough to bring you a doughnut or tendies, or a cup of soda. He might have been given some water.... As a token gesture.
 
FFS why why do people STILL think this is how it happened? Chris was acting all friendly because guntzilla had him on camera. AND because one of his ass kissing pratoreans told him if he's arrested then don't both going into hedgehog defense mode or running, cause either will only make it worse.

I can assure you as soon as the cameras were off him Chris told the jerkops they can't do this to him without feeling his "devine wrath " and then was promptly warned to cut it out lest he get a night stick to the gut.

I can assure you no police station will give a fuck about you enough to bring you a doughnut or tendies, or a cup of soda. He might have been given some water.... As a token gesture.

I'm sure once the case is over, Chris will tell us lie about what happened after the arrest.
 
FFS why why do people STILL think this is how it happened? Chris was acting all friendly because guntzilla had him on camera. AND because one of his ass kissing pratoreans told him if he's arrested then don't both going into hedgehog defense mode or running, cause either will only make it worse.

I can assure you as soon as the cameras were off him Chris told the jerkops they can't do this to him without feeling his "devine wrath " and then was promptly warned to cut it out lest he get a night stick to the gut.

I can assure you no police station will give a fuck about you enough to bring you a doughnut or tendies, or a cup of soda. He might have been given some water.... As a token gesture.
Not even mental institutions give you that...unless you're at the mental institution and they give you a sandwich lunch as a courtesy.
 
I love the idea of a potential right wing media storm from Chris getting a fine then successfully paying it via ebegging.
He already ended up on Tucker Carlson, the most watched news show in the country which is hilarious for various reasons. Maybe Ben Shapiro will expose listeners at the Daily Wire to the FACTS and LOGIC of a pants shitting retard who raped his mom and dodged justice.

I honestly don't know which part of Lardass life is sadder. The part where he was a fat sweaty smelly and gross retard who though a 10/10 young super model would walk up to him and say "hey handsome let's start a life together. " or the part where he became a deluiosnal troon so desperate for pussy he settled for his dried up husk of a mother.
Definitely the second half. At least in the first half interacting with the trolls in his 20s there was somewhat of an attempt to be normal, even if Chris's idea of normal is insane compared to the rest of the world. He still would say how he wanted to start a family and have Sonichu become a multimedia empire to provide for them and he would stay home and take care of the kids while his wife worked. He even had the excuse that all his toys and games would be passed down to his kids when they were finally born. It was all a bunch of excuses to avoid working, but at least Chris was trying to pass himself off as normal. If he had wanted to he could have used his CADD certificate to actually get himself a job in the million to one chance that he actually realized how fucked up his life was and resolved to change it.

After he became "Christine Weston Chandler" there was no hope. He was lost in his delusions to escape from his miserable life and the Trolls of the Golden Age who did make some attempts to force Chris to improve his life were replaced by Weens who wanted to steal money from him, entertain his delusions, and try to get him to kill himself. Classic Chris at the very least did pay for a prostitute to satisfy his sex drive which while pathetic wasn't completely insane. Lots of sad pathetic men pay for prostitutes and Chris was no different than them. In order to satisfy his sex drive Goddess Troon Chris fucked his own mother because he wanted to get his bent girldick wet.

Getting out I could believe certainly, but returning to the Sonichu Temple I am much less convinced. Even if Barb was removed from the house I doubt their relatives will happily welcome Chris back in, and he would have to hustle up quite a bit of donations on a monthly basis to pay for the cost of living there, given that I imagine Barb's SSI contributed to their ability to stay there.

And if Barb is still at the house, I would think Chris would not be allowed near her. If they are both considered owners of the home but are not allowed to cohabitate, what happens then isn't clear to me.
I think its Barb that owns the house and she just lets Chris live there because she needs his Tugboat and has no one else in her life who will put up with her. If she really wanted too she could tell Chris to get out and never come back and legally because she owns the house he would have to go.

Everyone assumes that he needs to be going to a Group Home. Chris is rather borderline. They may just get him a room down at the Roach Motel off the Highway bypass where all the whores and crack heads live. That's really all they need to do. Unless he is ruled in some way incompetant the DA and City/County aren't going to take charge of his long term mental health and tard wrangling.
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I would feel bad for whatever No-Tell Motel they shoved him in. Even in a place where the rooms were rented by the hour and mysterious stains are all over the walls, Chris would only drive the value of the place down.

The one thing I'll give his parents credit for is despite being hick southerners, is that they kept guns away from Chris.
Replace fat Elvis with Chris and replace the TV with a PSEye and would have been the result of Chris having guns during the Classic Era.
 
FFS why why do people STILL think this is how it happened? Chris was acting all friendly because guntzilla had him on camera. AND because one of his ass kissing pratoreans told him if he's arrested then don't both going into hedgehog defense mode or running, cause either will only make it worse.

I can assure you as soon as the cameras were off him Chris told the jerkops they can't do this to him without feeling his "devine wrath " and then was promptly warned to cut it out lest he get a night stick to the gut.

I can assure you no police station will give a fuck about you enough to bring you a doughnut or tendies, or a cup of soda. He might have been given some water.... As a token gesture.
I definitely agree that the Fanta and doughnuts scenario didn't happen, but I also think that Chris has a tiny bit more situational shrewdness than some assume. As has been said before, Chris hasn't ever done anything that would physically endanger himself on the basis of believing in his divinity (he isn't going to jump off a building thinking he can fly). So I think if the situation suggested to him that being somewhat compliant would get him back to his trash heap faster, I believe he would comply.

Case in point, his complaint to the judge at one of his early courtroom appearances in this incest arc was about needing to retrieve his toys from his house, not that the judge was going to be punished by interdimensional Sonichus or ponies or whatever. He was a petulant retard in that situation, but he clearly knows what is going on.

I think its Barb that owns the house and she just lets Chris live there because she needs his Tugboat and has no one else in her life who will put up with her. If she really wanted too she could tell Chris to get out and never come back and legally because she owns the house he would have to go.
Yeah I figured that was likely the case. Was just pondering on a similar situation to Chris/Barb that I have in extended family in which an older adult lives with a younger disabled adult, and they have both names on the house for the sake of obviously one is going to own and continue living there after the older passes. I thought maybe Barb might have made that provision for Chris for when she passes. That's probably having too high of expectations though.
 
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