DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
The begging has been off the fucking charts, lately. It's so entertaining to watch, lmao. And I love how he's constantly complaining about his voice and being tired after these React videos while it's netting him basically nothing extra (or worse).

So much for "reaction content is the easiest content out there", huh, DSP? :stress:
 
Which is a fucking stupid thing to say since nobody needs $100+ dollars a day to pay for food.
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WWE if the PS service isn't live yet...how can he pay for that if he's broke all the time?
3:34 "this week...this weekend was slow" "I paid 900 dollars for my condo dues and my internet" by name of Hogan.
He accidently reveals his hand position while reflexing to a cough and uh...

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I'm sitting through his Daily Wrap video and you can tell he and Khet barely talk if his commentary over whatever reaction strains his voice. Allegedly six hours of talking is too much for his voice to manage because "I talked, alright, from 9 AM in the morning pretty much nonstop until 3:30 or 3 ish PM. [throat clear] Uhm. That was not good. Talking for 6 straight hours is not good, just so you guys know. [drink] The human vocal cords are not meant to do such a thing."

I'm sorry, what? Has he never watched another more successful streamer? Or even sports commentators chattering on over whatever sport they're commentating for? Hell, I've been on Arma ops as an SL running for up to 12 hours and never lost my voice and that's having to talk on two radios and four different channels.
 
WWE if the PS service isn't live yet...how can he pay for that if he's broke all the time?
3:34 "this week...this weekend was slow" "I paid 900 dollars for my condo dues and my internet" by name of Hogan.
He accidently reveals his hand position while reflexing to a cough and uh...

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I'm sitting through his Daily Wrap video and you can tell he and Khet barely talk if his commentary over whatever reaction strains his voice. Allegedly six hours of talking is too much for his voice to manage because "I talked, alright, from 9 AM in the morning pretty much nonstop until 3:30 or 3 ish PM. [throat clear] Uhm. That was not good. Talking for 6 straight hours is not good, just so you guys know. [drink] The human vocal cords are not meant to do such a thing."

I'm sorry, what? Has he never watched another more successful streamer? Or even sports commentators chattering on over whatever sport they're commentating for? Hell, I've been on Arma ops as an SL running for up to 12 hours and never lost my voice and that's having to talk on two radios and four different channels.
One summer job I had was customer support... sorry, CORPORATE MERCENARY as Jaxx calls it, where I had to holler over retards to tell them to turn their router off and on again for 8 hours a day and my vocal cords were fine. Meanwhile big baby Phil's HYOOMAN vocal cords can't handle barely reacting and pigsplaining for 6 hours because the little baby didn't get enough beauty sleep last night. Pathetic!
 
you can tell he and Khet barely talk if his commentary over whatever reaction strains his voice.
What would Kat and Phil even talk about if they did talk? Phil has said he has no interest in her hobbies and doesn't know what shows she likes. They both have zero friends and go nowhere. Nothing happens in their lives. Outside of small talk and basic stuff like chores I imagine they don't talk at all.
 
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Hahahaha! :story:

And oh God, I love the exaggerated pity-coughs in his Daily Crap video. It's what toddlers do when they need to convince their mom they really can't go to school. Lmfao.

Oh, and having lost sleep to get up "early"? Really? One hour earlier than usual? Go to bed one hour earlier then, you fucking man-child dipshit.
 
How come there is always some physical ailment hindering Phil when tips are ''slow'', bad voice, earache, the room is too hot...

Im guessing there will be some catastrohpe at the snortfort before or after his day off that will need $1000 to $1500 to fix...
He's gotta blame something or someone. because as he's said time and again, he did nothing wrong.
 
I haven't checked myself but I saw someone say Phil spent 1k on Champions last night. I just noticed in his new EMERGENCY SPECIAL beg video, he claims he just spent "over $900" on his "condo dues and internet".

So in a way he did come clean about the 1k, but of course lies about the source of it. It does confirm the number though. The funny thing is, we know his condo dues are more in the realm of 1800 a month if I recall correctly, and don't come in at this time. Just barely trying to veil his Champions spending, lmao.

EDIT: I mixed up Phil's condo dues and his mortgage, whoops. His mortgage is 1800 a month.
 
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I'm sitting through his Daily Wrap video and you can tell he and Khet barely talk if his commentary over whatever reaction strains his voice. Allegedly six hours of talking is too much for his voice to manage because "I talked, alright, from 9 AM in the morning pretty much nonstop until 3:30 or 3 ish PM. [throat clear] Uhm. That was not good. Talking for 6 straight hours is not good, just so you guys know. [drink] The human vocal cords are not meant to do such a thing."

I'm sorry, what? Has he never watched another more successful streamer? Or even sports commentators chattering on over whatever sport they're commentating for? Hell, I've been on Arma ops as an SL running for up to 12 hours and never lost my voice and that's having to talk on two radios and four different channels.

I know he can talk a lot of bullshit with a straight face, but how can he not hear how ridiculous things like this sound? Granted, he's a shut-in, but how can he have such a chasm between what almost anybody else would consider to be normal, non-life-threatening things that the human body can endure and what he thinks?

'Human vocal chords' were not meant to endure 6 hours of talking. He's flipped out about people suggesting wearing certain hats at certain times because of how 'unhealthy' it would be for him. I mean, that one still blows my mind. I've never heard anybody else, anywhere, at any time express the slightest concern that the wearing of a hat could result in physical illness or harm to them.

I guess he MUST be lying about this power walking he's allegedly begun to do, because I don't see how somebody that thinks of the human body as delicate and frail as he apparently does could ever get up the nerve to take such a risk. If wearing a hat will fuck you up, think of the damage something like... walking at an increased speed could do!!
 
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Hahahaha! :story:

And oh God, I love the exaggerated pity-coughs in his Daily Crap video. It's what toddlers do when they need to convince their mom they really can't go to school. Lmfao.

Oh, and having lost sleep to get up "early"? Really? One hour earlier than usual? Go to bed one hour earlier then, you fucking man-child dipshit.
We should start a betting pool for which whale will save the stream tomorrow after the night begs.
 
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