Just a Humble Farmer
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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Already at age 18 he looked 38
captkrisma
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Ah Kent Hovind...who used creationist magazines and a geocities site to debunk evolution. I'm not joking.
But all that said, Jack getting Kent Hovind on his program is a MASSIVE win for Jack, and should have been a launching point for the channel. Jack should attempt to get Greg Locke on next. I'd LOVE to see that shit.
But all that said, Jack getting Kent Hovind on his program is a MASSIVE win for Jack, and should have been a launching point for the channel. Jack should attempt to get Greg Locke on next. I'd LOVE to see that shit.
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He finally said the quiet part out loud! He literally thinks KETO = healthy, full stop. I mean already knew he thought that, but it's pretty surreal to see a stroked out butterball declare the pile of cheese he just melted is healthy.
Cancer cells need the same energy source that every other cell in your body needs, how very astute of you jackoff. Cancer cells also need oxygen and water too, better cut those out just to be safe.
Also big lmao at the implication that glucose is the exact same thing as dietary sugar.
"I really don't think soda is good for you at all"
I love how much he danced around this point. Jack isn't one to shy away from shaming others or going on political tirades, but he was very careful in this video to not be too harsh criticizing literal junk food. He's seems very sensitive towards criticizing the way people eat, can't imagine why.
Whatthefuck
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Please don't inflict that Locke fuck on the rest of us. The sooner the one tru God (TM) comes for that fuck the better off the world will be.
captkrisma
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The thing about Locke is that even though he is batshit crazy, he would verbally abuse Jack and potentially accuse him of witchcraft, which would just be fucking gold.
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Here’s what I’ve been working on today…
Edit: I missed one - The Orion Bullet he got this year. I’ll add it here shortly.
Note: #1 and #2 on the list didn’t make the trip to TN. And the portable one #20 was likely given to Paul.
| # | Name | Type | Year | Kitchen Era | Episode URL | Notes |
| 1 | Santa Maria BBQ | Charcoal | 2010 | Green Cali Kitchen | https://youtu.be/GDalscgp04s | Didn't make it to TN |
| 2 | Amana AM30LP-P | Gas | 2012 | Green Cali Kitchen | https://youtu.be/BgPYPoT3fNI | This isn't the first time the grill appeared, but first time I could get brand. Didn't make it to TN |
| 3 | Weber Genesis 330 | Gas | 2013 | Green Cali Kitchen | https://youtu.be/GKskhlp5CjE | Brought this grill to TN with him. |
| 4 | Traeger Texas Grill | Smoker | 2014 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/Z1dFYZmmsBM | |
| 5 | Portable Traeger Grill | Smoker | 2015 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/-F8pKL4BjOw | Giveaway Video of Jr. Elite Traeger Grill |
| 6 | Orion Cooker | Convection/Steam/Smoke | 2015 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/lvqwG5aT9rI | Thanksgiving Product Review |
| 7 | Grilla Grills Silverbac | Smoker | 2016 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/MPPPAZ-OL-E | Battle of the Smoker Video: https://youtu.be/MyWqDTTK8Bo |
| 8 | Char-Grillers AKORN Kamado | Charcoal | 2017 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/SOdX0a4vP_U | Alleged promotional video tag at :06 mark in video |
| 9 | Vision Grill Kamado | Charcoal | 2017 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/VJ61QM5qXEQ | Sam's Club Buy |
| 10 | Char-Grillers Texas Trio | Gas & Charcoal | 2018 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/JP_dUoOykaQ | |
| 11 | Member's Mark Kettle Grill | Charcoal | 2018 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/EWnkuR9g8cw | |
| 12 | Weber Master Touch Kettle Grill | Charcoal | 2018 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/EWnkuR9g8cw | |
| 13 | George Foreman Indoor/Outdoor Grill | Electric | 2018 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/sMZVeqFrxlA | Also counted on indoor grill count |
| 14 | Z Grills (no model specifed) | Smoker | 2018 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/B0m0HZ4WQ1A | |
| 15 | Masterbuilt Electric Smoker Sam's Club Exclusive | Electric Smoker | 2019 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/6NxnlYga0Uw | |
| 16 | Pit Boss Copperhead 5 Series | Smoker | 2019 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/bBfwwCZCGZc | |
| 17 | Blackstone Griddle w/ stand | Gas Griddle | 2019 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/ee2fINSS7f4 | |
| 18 | Camp Chef Woodwind Smoker | Smoker | 2020 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/fP78tJUsNN0 | |
| 19 | Campfire Grill - MMM USA | Campfire Grill | 2021 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/UhTHK26YTEQ | Pineapple Couple |
| 20 | Asmoke Portable Smoker Review - FATHER'S DAY GIFT | Smoker | 2021 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/3bT9POBAXD8 | May have been given to Paul |
| 21 | ZGrill Smoker Blind Box (ZPG-550C Model) | Smoker | 2021 | Tennessee Kitchen | https://youtu.be/cQ8n_BJAb8M |
Edit: I missed one - The Orion Bullet he got this year. I’ll add it here shortly.
Note: #1 and #2 on the list didn’t make the trip to TN. And the portable one #20 was likely given to Paul.
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Laughingjoke2
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Herbivore you Fat stupid Jackass and then after saying some Dinosaurs didn't eat meat and claiming that the "Behemoth" from the bible was one of these vegetarian dinosaurs you then say that it sounds like a Tyrannosaurus which was a carnivore.
Jesus Christ will you just fucking die you dumb fuck.
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It says a lot that he’s constantly upgrading equipment and still can’t cook.
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Not sure if Hovind is one of them, but some YE Creationists that say mankind co-existed with dinosaurs say that T-Rexes were vegetarian and had massive teeth to open coconuts with.
So as to explain why Noah's ark didn't become a slaughterhouse with two rexes on board.
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Kent is a massive windbag and scumbag but to creationists like Jagoff he's the smartest guy around. Which just goes to show how low that bar really is.
Oh he's been doing that for the longest time. Keto = healthy because there's no carbs in it. That's literally his definition of healthy. No carbs. Look how he demonizes anything with sugar in it. He calls it poison. But what do you expect from a guy with that many strokes, diabetes and was supposed to lose 100 pounds by now but couldn't because he's a glutton?
Oh no he's fully on board that the T-rex and all other meat eating dinos were 100% veggie before the fall of mankind and they used those big teeth to tear open melons and other fruits with thick rinds.
Which makes why didn't all dinosaurs have those a bigger question? If the vegetation was bigger and stronger than it was now, why did only the ones that ate meat have those big sharp teeth? He's also of the mind that ancient man was much bigger than we are now and that man stood like 30 feet high and could punch a dinosaur in the face.
The stretching the dollar video is just Jack judging others.
It's not worth watching, it's not worth archiving. I suffered so you don't have to.
Don't drink soda or energy drinks! From a fatty who had strokes from fucking his body up with energy drinks
Don't eat prepared food! From a fatty who ONLY buys shreddy cheese unless his recipe makes him buy something like groyer, which doesn't come shreddy.
Jack judges people who ride the fatty carts at the supermarket, when he rides the fatty cart at the supermarket.
Jack whines about his whore mother having too many children again and how she wouldn't let him order desert.
Don't go out to eat! From a fatty who does it multiple times a week.
Don't order drinks! From Mr "If they don't keep my coffee full I'll shit my pants in protest"
My guess is Jack is binging chips behind Tammy's back considering how much he complains about them in the video.
I don't do deserts! from the man who would wage war against crumbl.
It's not worth watching, it's not worth archiving. I suffered so you don't have to.
Don't drink soda or energy drinks! From a fatty who had strokes from fucking his body up with energy drinks
Don't eat prepared food! From a fatty who ONLY buys shreddy cheese unless his recipe makes him buy something like groyer, which doesn't come shreddy.
Jack judges people who ride the fatty carts at the supermarket, when he rides the fatty cart at the supermarket.
Jack whines about his whore mother having too many children again and how she wouldn't let him order desert.
Don't go out to eat! From a fatty who does it multiple times a week.
Don't order drinks! From Mr "If they don't keep my coffee full I'll shit my pants in protest"
My guess is Jack is binging chips behind Tammy's back considering how much he complains about them in the video.
I don't do deserts! from the man who would wage war against crumbl.
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How did he even feel the need to buy 20 fucking smokers? I know guys who love grilling, that cook barbecue weekly and they don't own more than one or two, fuck, there are actual restaurants that have had less smokers and grills over the course of their history than Jack has had!
And that's considering this fucking idiot can't even properly cook a single steak! Fuck, it's really easy to spend money when you're not the one footing the bill, isn't it, Jack?!
Jack likes to play himself like a genius cook to appease his narcissistic delusions, so in his mind he probably was doing nothing that most cooks don't by buying many lifetimes worth of grills and smokers. While upgrading your equipment isn't a bad idea, doing it at the rate Jack does is terrible on many levels, fuck, I myself went through only a few changes of equipment over the years and my grill is the same it was back in 2010, I just clean and maintain it to keep it working. Jack is probably too lazy and entitled to clean his stuff as well going by what we know about him!
I expected it would be bad, but not that fucking bad. Guy is so deep on his own narcissistic delusions that it's hilarious, half of the video doesn't even touch the topic and a good deal of what could be considered economics advice is either hypocritical shit he should be doing if he had any semblance of self-awareness and his constant tard raging against sugar, coming from the lardass who thrives on it, carbs and fats. What an asshole!
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I could understand having all this shit if he had ANY methodology to testing the equipment.
But Jack will make anything (poorly) then say its good and end with an affiliate link. Jack is incapable of saying anything insightful about anything he makes or reviews. You can tell how good Jack will consider something by how much sugar, fat, and salt it has. The man has no taste or ability to express himself. Why would his product reviews or money advice be any different?
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Don't forget he drinks coffee with so much cream and sugar it's probably worse than a soda anyway, but soda bad because sugar.
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Also with regard to the list of grills, I know he thinned down the hoard at some point when the deck got painted (semi-recently) but I don’t know what was kept and what was disposed of/given away and when.
If you watch some of the older videos of him grilling in California with the Amana grill, it is CAKED with shit. He probably never cleans any of his collection and they end up rusting or rotting out in a few years time.
I didn’t think of it at the time, and I don’t know how accurate it would even be, but maybe I’ll try to find some of the prices on these to get a ballpark ofwhat he spent, Mommywife spent, what was sent to “the show.” Some of these grills are no longer made, so it would be a rough guesstimate.
If you watch some of the older videos of him grilling in California with the Amana grill, it is CAKED with shit. He probably never cleans any of his collection and they end up rusting or rotting out in a few years time.
I didn’t think of it at the time, and I don’t know how accurate it would even be, but maybe I’ll try to find some of the prices on these to get a ballpark of
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My roommate once proudly came home with a bbq grill he got "for free". There's no such thing as a free grill.
The grates were caked, rotted, and in some cases collapsed. I told him he could buy replacement grates, but like fuck if I was going to clean the thing for him.
He quickly disposed of his "free grill" but was a surly bitch about it for a few months. Like he thought I was going to rehab his Scalfani Scab Grill.
The grates were caked, rotted, and in some cases collapsed. I told him he could buy replacement grates, but like fuck if I was going to clean the thing for him.
He quickly disposed of his "free grill" but was a surly bitch about it for a few months. Like he thought I was going to rehab his Scalfani Scab Grill.
FatJacksFatAssTongue
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“I can walk the store, but if I’m tired my one leg gets a little weak so I may need a cart”
Sheee-it … if this lying fat sack of shit has even once turned down the opportunity at parking his ass in an available scooty-puff, in the last four years, I’d like to know when.
Say Jagoff was given truth serum — he’d fucking have to admit that when all the scooties are taken he just waddles his ass immediately back to Tranny’s vehicle parked in the handicapped spot, and hangs out while she puts in all the leg work.
It’s obvious he’s embarrassed about the way he gets around following Stroke #2. So because he blew off rehab for the most part, he feels it’s okay just to lie about any and everything that has to with how it’s kept him set back.
And again, just admit you’re totally unable to drive dude, seriously. The truth will set you free. Ditto for being a closeted faggot
abobe
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“I can walk the store, but if I’m tired my one leg gets a little weak so I may need a cart”
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