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That poor baby will be born with 80 proof blood and the afterbirth will come out with a tiny umbrella
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That poor baby will be born with 80 proof blood and the afterbirth will come out with a tiny umbrella
And as she reconnects with the same Twitter crowd that chased her away, expect a very Twitter appropriate parental approach as well as baby clothing.Worry not for the potential FAS, but rather for the Baby to be Mommy’s new money-making machine as she transitions into Mommy Vlogger.
“Mommy can I have a little brother orsister?”Looks like Lindsay is trying to become a parent. Let's see how that works out. I guess this isn't surprising considering that tweet talking about her therapist using the term geriatric pregnancy when talking about Lindsay possibly getting pregnant.
“Mommy can I have a little brother orsister?”
“Well see honey, you technically already had one!”
Pretty much. Except her abortions are just gonna keep yelling about how they were betrayed, like their daddy.Lindsay gets to be the wine mom from the GPrime comic?
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Her subreddit also has a post of people asking if they still pay for her Patreon.
Odd combo of "YAS LINDSAY IS MY KWEEN" and "My broke ass can't afford to anymore."
Pretty much. Except her abortions are just gonna keep yelling about how they were betrayed, like their daddy.
I certainly hope not. At her age, it would already be highly at risk of being born retarded. Her kid could end up a double retard!Please no. Even is she stays off alcohol for the duration of her pregnancy, the alcohol already in her system is going to wreak havoc on that kid.
Apparently you can have a drink every now and then while pregnant. But what does Lindsay count as one drink?That means Lindsay will need to give up booze for nine months. I’m not sure she has it in her.
Of course she wants a baby. There's no one else who'll listen to her prattling anymore.A thought occurs: What if Lindsay isn't interested in becoming a mother but she was doing some last-minute research because Book 3 is going to have Cora pull a Bella Swan and shit out an alien baby.
Are you saying Lindsay could give birth toThat is true, the older the woman the more likely the baby will wind up with problems. Not just autism but all sorts of birth defects skyrocket in likelihood when the woman is approaching 40 and beyond.
A thought occurs: What if Lindsay isn't interested in becoming a mother but she was doing some last-minute research because Book 3 is going to have Cora pull a Bella Swan and shit out an alien baby.
Its presumed this child could be Linkara's baby, as Spoony's Baby was sadly aborted too soon.Are you saying Lindsay could give birth to
The next Chris Chan?
No kidding, that kid is going to give Sminem a run for the money for the dictionary definition of FAS.God help that poor potential ankle biter.
That's somehow worse, you know.A thought occurs: What if Lindsay isn't interested in becoming a mother but she was doing some last-minute research because Book 3 is going to have Cora pull a Bella Swan and shit out an alien baby.
I also might suggest that maybe a friend of her might be pregnant and Lindsay also reads about that to "prepare herself". So she'll be "that friend" and comment on and criticize everything their friend does. Because we all know much Lindsay loves to be an "expert".A thought occurs: What if Lindsay isn't interested in becoming a mother but she was doing some last-minute research because Book 3 is going to have Cora pull a Bella Swan and shit out an alien baby.
Both Angelina and Elisa have kids, so hopefully they would set her straight (lol jk).I also might suggest that maybe a friend of her might be pregnant and Lindsay also reads about that to "prepare herself". So she'll be "that friend" and comment on and criticize everything their friend does. Because we all know much Lindsay loves to be an "expert".
Lindey's probably feeling a lot of resentment towards her clique for not coming to her defense when the jackals came for her. She would definitely be bragging if her books were successful, but it would be very bitter and passive-aggressive.She wanted to humble-brag all over her social circles, so I think if her books had done even modestly she would have definitely mentioned it rather than act as if she'd rather we all forgot about this embarrassment.
It makes me wonder what sort of Sonichu-like creation her autistic child would come up with.Are you saying Lindsay could give birth to
The next Chris Chan?