TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

[Erwin Rotten]

Are you saying Lindsay could give birth to
The next Chris Chan?

Interestingly enough, autismo powers are granted when the father is too old. I don't know why but older sperm has some weird defect that makes the kids into sonic and FNAF.

When the mother is older, I believe the child is more likely to get down syndrome.

If the mother is fat, the baby is more likely to get heart and blood problems like preeclampsia, anemia, NTD, stuff like that.

Its presumed this child could be Linkara's baby, as Spoony's Baby was sadly aborted too soon.
We do have proof Linkara slept with Lindsay (and also Marzgurl)
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Poor Linkara, he looks so uncomfortable when he's on a bed with a woman who doesn't have a penis. They probably had to stuff a hot dog in Lindsay's pants and he was like "oh all right, I'll do the scene I guess. I'll just close my eyes, grab my pinky, stroke it, and imagine I'm giving iron Liz a handy to stay in the mood."

It makes me wonder what sort of Sonichu-like creation her autistic child would come up with.

Most likely axiom's end, which is like a transformers version of sonichu.

 

[skykiii]

Apparently you can have a drink every now and then while pregnant. But what does Lindsay count as one drink?

Also, she's now 38 and has already had one kid that's been terminated. That poor thing doesn't have any hope of not being autistic. Especially with those parents.

Fuck autism, I doubt the kid will even *survive*. We all know Lindsay is gonna beat and abuse the poor thing, if she doesn't just ignore it entirely. I basically see this turning out like one of those "I accidentally baked my baby in the oven" creepypastas.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

You all know she's trooning this kid out.

 

[Random Internet Person]

You all know she's trooning this kid out.

At the very least, I’d put “going to pride parades” on the docket.

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

I don't know why but older sperm has some weird defect that makes the kids into sonic and FNAF.

I thought Gen X telomeres gave the baby optimal strength if the mother was half the father's age?

Either you are mistaken or The Wern is mistaken.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Fuck autism, I doubt the kid will even *survive*. We all know Lindsay is gonna beat and abuse the poor thing, if she doesn't just ignore it entirely. I basically see this turning out like one of those "I accidentally baked my baby in the oven" creepypastas.

Well, comatose women can carry a baby to term. But hopefully hubby's bringing in enough cash to pay for a nanny who can keep an eye on both of the babies in the house.

You all know she's trooning this kid out.

Just like Elise did. Is she still calling her second baby her daughter or has she finally accepted both her children are boys?

 

[Aaron McIntyre]

Just like Elise did. Is she still calling her second baby her daughter or has she finally accepted both her children are boys?

Wait, what? I'm gonna need context for this.

 

[Ninon42]

Just like Elise did. Is she still calling her second baby her daughter or has she finally accepted both her children are boys?

Wait, what? I'm gonna need context for this.

Same. To my knowledge, her second kid has always been referred to as a girl and has always looked like one to me.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Are you saying Lindsay could give birth to
The next Chris Chan?

"Son, when is your review of The Lion King (1994) coming out?"
"I'm working' on it!"

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Its presumed this child could be Linkara's baby, as Spoony's Baby was sadly aborted too soon.
We do have proof Linkara slept with Lindsay (and also Marzgurl)
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I still feel bad for spoony in that regard.

 

[skykiii]

I still feel bad for spoony in that regard.

Do you really though? Considering he was barely able to handle owning a dog when he had someone to help him take care of it, I don't even wanna think of him with a baby.

The one good thing about Spoony as a parent is that he's made it clear he absolutely detests pedophiles and finds people harming children alarming. Actually, maybe him being a father would've made him a conservative the minute someone told him to have his son's sex changed.

 

[Cactuar King]

The one good thing about Spoony as a parent is that he's made it clear he absolutely detests pedophiles and finds people harming children alarming.

I mean, that's kind of the bare minimum when it comes to parenting.

 

[Erwin Rotten]

Do you really though? Considering he was barely able to handle owning a dog when he had someone to help him take care of it, I don't even wanna think of him with a baby.

The one good thing about Spoony as a parent is that he's made it clear he absolutely detests pedophiles and finds people harming children alarming. Actually, maybe him being a father would've made him a conservative the minute someone told him to have his son's sex changed.

Spoony was in his room, still trying to beat Alien: Isolation for the first time. That's when the phone rang. It was his good pal, Linkara.

"Linkara, my friend, so good to hear from you. What a blast from the past. What summons ye at this fine hour?"

Linkara breathed heavily before answering. "Welp, spoony old boy, I've heard some talk around town that your son is now your daughter. I've been thinking about babysitting, you know, to see her develop into a fine young lass and to make sure she knows how to use that dilator properly. Ever since I was with that rusty Liz I can consider myself a bit of an expert in that department."

 

[Hall of Cost Payer]

What are the bets here that the child is actually her husband's? Would good goy Lindsay set more white children into this world?

 

[skykiii]

I mean, that's kind of the bare minimum when it comes to parenting.

I know, that's what makes this whole situation kinda sad.

I'm sure Lindsay, if she has a daughter, will be all like...

DAUGHTER: Hey, that man asked me to strip naked for him.

LINDSAY: Is he white?

DAUGHTER: No, he's black...

LINDSAY: Do it! Remember, it's racist if you don't do everything he asks of you!

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Wait, what? I'm gonna need context for this.

Same. To my knowledge, her second kid has always been referred to as a girl and has always looked like one to me.

About a week or two before the kid was born, Elise tweeted out that she was pregnant with a "Biologically male child" which was the first time she ever mentioned the kid. When it was born, she started tweeting how happy she was to finally have a daughter, who she named Persephone. I think she's since deleted the tweet since I can't find it, though I find it odd that back in 2014 she referred to her son as "biologically male". As for the kid... that young, and with that haircut, it's hard to tell, but it wouldn't surprise me to learn she's in denial about only having boys. Hell, she tried to put Grey in dresses for a while.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

About a week or two before the kid was born, Elise tweeted out that she was pregnant with a "Biologically male child" which was the first time she ever mentioned the kid. When it was born, she started tweeting how happy she was to finally have a daughter, who she named Persephone. I think she's since deleted the tweet since I can't find it, though I find it odd that back in 2014 she referred to her son as "biologically male". As for the kid... that young, and with that haircut, it's hard to tell, but it wouldn't surprise me to learn she's in denial about only having boys. Hell, she tried to put Grey in dresses for a while.

Jesus fucking Christ, that's straight up child abuse, had it not been for the current climate where it's alright to force your kid into being a doll for brownie points, she would have droves of people demanding for her blood. Those poor boys, I really hope they turn out alright despite having a loon for a mom. And here's to hoping that Lindsay never, ever gets a child that she can get her grubby, fat, booze-covered mitts on ruining. Some people don't deserve to be parents.

 

[Cactuar King]

About a week or two before the kid was born, Elise tweeted out that she was pregnant with a "Biologically male child" which was the first time she ever mentioned the kid. When it was born, she started tweeting how happy she was to finally have a daughter, who she named Persephone. I think she's since deleted the tweet since I can't find it, though I find it odd that back in 2014 she referred to her son as "biologically male". As for the kid... that young, and with that haircut, it's hard to tell, but it wouldn't surprise me to learn she's in denial about only having boys. Hell, she tried to put Grey in dresses for a while.

Was she the asexual one who said she wasn’t attracted to her husband at all and he was more a glorified roommate, or am I getting her mixed with someone else?

 

[Ninon42]

Was she the asexual one who said she wasn’t attracted to her husband at all and he was more a glorified roommate, or am I getting her mixed with someone else?

Correct, she calls herself bi ace or biromantic asexual.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Was she the asexual one who said she wasn’t attracted to her husband at all and he was more a glorified roommate?

Maven's content / lack of interest in crossovers used to outweigh her extreme insufferability, but that balance has long since tipped in the other direction.

Anecdote: I met her and Paw at a screening of The A Word, and they came off as snobbish and elitist to me.

Which I guess is why people have a problem with Lindsay.

Always ill-suited for a recession; that over-the-top USC/NYU style (their presentation has always been a cut above Doug Walker's) can't attack the system which created it.