Off-Topic People admitting to their disgusting porn in the Nick threads Hall of shame - For some reason this is way more common than it should be

Uberpenguin said:
I agree, but as a counterpoint, look for example at something like the "sober" former alcoholic who has to go to AA meetings 3 times a day or he'll immediately run out to a bar and get sloshed, and it's easy to see their lives are still ruled by it, and it's still stunting their existence. They think about it constantly, it's the only thing they talk about, a lot of their social connections are built around it, and they're still sitting on the brink just waiting to go over. They have not addressed the underlying causes which led them to using drinking as an outlet to begin with, they've become hyperfixated on the symptoms.

All the above is no different with jerking off. Imo if someone needs to jerk off then cool, just go fucking do it and go about your day, don't sit around turning the topic into an object of obsession. Even talking about something so stupid and trivial like this is fucking embarrassing. These mentally stunted faggots need to stop acting like chimps and think about something aside from their genitals, no matter what form that thought comes in.
It's a dick, great, it does its job, time to move on.

(that said, ma'am, I think a lot of times women tend to dislike porn less because it's bad for anyone and more because they don't like the idea of having to compete with porn stars for men's attention, and because it makes regular women feel unwanted or obsolete. Which isn't necessarily an illegitimate way to feel, I understand, but still)
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Dude part of AA literally is dealing with the resentments, mental issues, and character flaws that led you to seek out alcohol as a way to escape. And you have to do this moral inventory daily (what was I grateful for today/did I do anything that I need apologize for). You dumb.
 
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Rest in Peace Emma Louise June 7, 2022
 
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trickyzerg23 said:
Jaden McNeil's gynecomastia milkers and Daddy Fuentes' lactating milkers represent the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, while my head represents planet Earth, ready to be crushed by the galloping hooves. Tittysmash my face with those milkers.
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trickyzerg23 said:
Jaden McNeil's big White cock is so huge and throbbing that normal underwear can't contain it, the chafing is unimaginable. No wonder Nick is so angry about the break-up!
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trickyzerg23 said:
Fuck yeah, I just came.
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Dude I understand you're trying to make a joke but when you keep making the same joke of cooming for a gay pederast you really are making tards who believe that you can "cure homosexuality" press x to doubt.

In other words, you are probably doing God's work by proving that you can't un-fag /un-bisexual yourself.
 
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Meiwaku said:
Dude I understand you're trying to make a joke but when you keep making the same joke of cooming for a gay pederast you really are making tards who believe that you can "cure homosexuality" press x to doubt.

In other words, you are probably doing God's work by proving that you can't un-fag /un-bisexual yourself.
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What you don't understand is I specifically said NO HOMO while making each post.
 
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AltisticRight said:
No, you signed it, it was on your quadruple vax certificate.
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I was told that shit was saline. But you already know because you were talking to me in my head.

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