Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Wrong, child. I do not grind up African-American children into pepperoni in my basement. Never have, baby child.
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Thank you baby child

So as I understand it; it has been alleged in other circles; that Fatrick may or may not grind up poor under privileged African American children to make pepperoni.

And he is Fat.
 
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clusterfuckk said:
I’ve read all the highlights in this thread and I’m still confused about the nigger child pepperoni.

A fun drinking game would be take a shot every time Fatrick says ‘stalker’
Shitfaced in two tweets.
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Surely if you went through the highlights you found the court audio? Where he tries to explain to a judge who already isn't enjoying his interruptions that "they spread rumours that I grind up African American children into pepperoni" not an exact quote but in a 140 IQ move he thought bringing it up would clear his name. Like when the lead investigator on a case is actually the murderer. Or when a pedophile becomes an anti pedophile activist. Nobody will suspect him now. What kind of a person would tip a judge off to his own crimes?
 
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get-tar manajerk said:
Surely if you went through the highlights you found the court audio? Where he tries to explain to a judge who already isn't enjoying his interruptions that "they spread rumours that I grind up African American children into pepperoni" not an exact quote but in a 140 IQ move he thought bringing it up would clear his name. Like when the lead investigator on a case is actually the murderer. Or when a pedophile becomes an anti pedophile activist. Nobody will suspect him now. What kind of a person would tip a judge off to his own crimes?
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Wrong again baby aTalker. I walked the judge through the long and strenuous proccess of making my very own hand crafted niggeroni to sway the case my way but he didn't even budge after I offered him the the Sub Saharan collection!
 
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clusterfuckk said:
I’ve read all the highlights in this thread and I’m still confused about the nigger child pepperoni.

A fun drinking game would be take a shot every time Fatrick says ‘stalker’
Shitfaced in two tweets.
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  • Early on after discovering Patrick, the trolls realized that he would dignify every accusation with a response, no matter how ridiculous
  • Someone started a thread in r/autism with Patrick's face, and Patrick got the thread removed (inaccessible unless you had a direct link) while it had ~4 replies. The comment section somehow stayed open
  • For whatever reason, Patrick decided to spend the next 6 months replying to every single troll comment old and new, and people decided to just lob whatever shit they could at him knowing that he would reply
  • The thread, which was hidden away from anyone without a direct link, ended up amassing over 2,500 replies, about 1/3 of which were from Patrick.
  • One such person accused him of driving his car around Milwaukee every day kidnapping and raping black babies, then throwing their corpses into a meat grinder and making pepperoni pizzas out of them
  • Patrick predictably denied this allegation with responses like "No, child. I do not make pepperoni"
Then it just caught on. That whole thread was magic. It's also where the "You did not fart in my wife's pussy" line came from, also this:

 
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Melissa Sanchez said:
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The lore info dump was great, but this gem of a comment had me rolling; especially with the dead-pan delivery of the robotic voices.
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Meriasek said:
He was married and his ex had friends. In whose house did the Lappening occur?
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It was at a hotel where Piggy dragged Ade to a zip zip pow pow woooosh toy convention.

We've seen him post photos of himself alone on holidays; just because you're married doesn't mean you're welcome among your spouse's friends and family. Apparently the way he tells it, PCJ was one of his friends, not hers, so they probably had different circles.

Has he ever posted a photo that showed him having been invited in to their living space by someone? Bars, vacation restaurants, his own half-a-house, dork conventions, etc., but never a nice house with a big Christmas tree and throwing the ol' Patskin around in the yard with the nephews/cousins. Never "sharing some wine and laughs at our couple friends' place" or even what he'd love to brag about, working out a story board at the house of a fellow author.
 
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Piggy Higuera said:
It was at a hotel where Piggy dragged Ade to a zip zip pow pow woooosh toy convention.

We've seen him post photos of himself alone on holidays; just because you're married doesn't mean you're welcome among your spouse's friends and family. Apparently the way he tells it, PCJ was one of his friends, not hers, so they probably had different circles.

Has he ever posted a photo that showed him having been invited in to their living space by someone? Bars, vacation restaurants, his own half-a-house, dork conventions, etc., but never a nice house with a big Christmas tree and throwing the ol' Patskin around in the yard with the nephews/cousins. Never "sharing some wine and laughs at our couple friends' place" or even what he'd love to brag about, working out a story board at the house of a fellow author.
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I would guess that Patrick doesn't have any real friends left. The Lappening is the last photo that Patrick had that shows any real cameraderie with a friend group. After PCJ stole his girl he probably had a piggish freakout and said to that group, "it's either him or me, child!". And they all decided to stay friends with the normal, likeable one of the group who is not a fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
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I should not read this thread in public. Sometimes it's damn near impossible not to snort laugh. Then people ask what you're laughing at and you have to go all Joker on them: "You wouldn't get it."

I wonder how closely I resemble Patrick, being a spergy faggot in public. Well, nowhere near as hideously obese as he is.
 
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I bet when Rick had friends he was an outlier. Given that his general discourse and opinions have verged into lunacy over the years and the continual shouting into the void in the most infantile way possible has only made him a flashing red light. I'm sure most of the people who had some measure of closeness to him are all aware about how much of a loon our little piggy is and that he should be ostracised at all costs.
 
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AnOminous said:
I bet it would be trivial to create a Pat-bot that was indistinguishable from the "real" Rick. He has all of three sentences. If anything one of those GPT bots would be too smart to be mistaken for Rick.
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I still want to make one and have it argue with an Ethan Ralph bot for eternity.
 
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