Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[rubytintedchix]

New TechTime, with an extremely angy Jack.

 

[AnOminous]

New TechTime, with an extremely angy Jack.

I assume he was too retarded and strokebrained to understand the product, refused to read the documentation, and still gave it a bad review because it didn't come with a free tard wrangler.

 

[Aaway]

angy/flat face appearance

i love how he says he found someone online who explained how to fix the problem but he didn't bother reading it because it was too long. never change you lazy faggot

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

New TechTime, with an extremely angy Jack.

He bought a $300 camera to "vlog and ride roller coasters." Forgive me if I don't take dollar-stretching advice from this absolute idiot.

 

[jitter]

New TechTime, with an extremely angy Jack.

Lord help the pimply faced youth at the returns desk who has to listen to Jack rant for 5 minutes.

 

[EvilDroid64]

New TechTime, with an extremely angy Jack.

He can't even figure out how turn the camera on!
Starting at 2:01, we see a filthy desk with all kinds of crap on it and a resume template that's filled in with handwriting.

If the first line is a name, the first name may be Tammy, but the last name looks nothing like Scalfani.

 

[semitooth]

New TechTime, with an extremely angy Jack.

TRING TO CONNECT WIFI

 

[charlesdickens]

Jack needs to invest in a Life Alert

 

[salmonellajack]

I would fucking love to see Jack at a job interview.

Movie producer and CEO of a sauce and entertainment empire. Would love to see how he deals with any scrutiny of that at an interview

 

[jitter]

New TechTime, with an extremely angy Jack.

This must be the video Jack watched. Top search result on youtube and he mentions his basement. Humble guy with 17 followers is trying to explain the problem as thoroughly as possible but it make Jack angy. Jack no understand wifi signal. Jack mock youtuber.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTzcdtuJoTc

 

[Dead Air]

I would fucking love to see Jack at a job interview.

Movie producer and CEO of a sauce and entertainment empire. Would love to see how he deals with any scrutiny of that at an interview

Watch the West Texas Investors Club episode with Jack and you'll see exactly how Jack handles scrutiny.

Spoiler

He cries like a baby.

 

[captkrisma]

Pure bread web-footed bagel

 

[Dave Meltzer]

i see jack is still seething over getting scammed by whoever sold them HOPE and claimed she was a purebred beagle

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[Whatthefuck]

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I'm confused. Is his addled brain actually admitting his fragility? I think he's trying to be cute here, but it's really just self incrimination.

 

[abobe]

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Jack seems to have confused the hell out of most of his unironic watchers. Even they were perplexed.

Comments from the post on his personal page:

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NICEST GUY ON YOUTUBE ^^^

Comments from the post in his BoomerBook group:

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It seems the winning answer is French Onion soup. This motherfucker made onion soup in a goddamned baking dish.

Reminder though that this isn’t the first time that Jacky boy tried and fucked up onion soup. At least this rendition was done in a pot on the stove.

Knew it was French Onion Soup. Although the grease that the bread are all sitting in and the burnt wood shavings on top of the bread look nasty.

angy/flat face appearance

i love how he says he found someone online who explained how to fix the problem but he didn't bother reading it because it was too long. never change you lazy faggot

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Can't take the time to read up on the product before reviewing it. Can't be bothered to actually try to learn how to use it. Nope. If it doesn't work immediately it's a piece of junk because Mushbrain doesn't read instructions. No wonder he uses a Mac.

I'm confused. Is his addled brain actually admitting his fragility? I think he's trying to be cute here, but it's really just self incrimination.

I think it's a shoop. There's no way Mushbrain is that aware of himself.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

With god as my witness, even with a google image search, I think they're interchangeable.

In a reply about a year ago, I think I said I saw one video of Child and Peppin where it looked like they fucking despised each other, but I got reddit downvoted for that shit.

Pépin and Julia were actually friends for decades, they reportedly had this dynamic between them on set but were clearly in good terms with each other. I doubt they would remain partners that long if not for that lol!

angy/flat face appearance

i love how he says he found someone online who explained how to fix the problem but he didn't bother reading it because it was too long. never change you lazy faggot

Jack sure does love to waste other people's money, doesn't he? 300 dollars down the toilet because this fat jagoff can't be bothered to read anything longer than a paragraph. Tammy would be better off leaving the credit card to Hope and asking her to fix the camera, she could probably deliver a better result than Jack would!

One thing I would love to see, considering Tammy is an accountant, is a comprehensive list of money sinks Jack spent their money on, updated according to inflation. Bill this fucking idiot for pissing away their money like it's nothing, and if he complains simply change the card's password and make him finance the channel by himself. I would love to see this narcissistic fatso try and make a living out of selling his horseshit "cooking" and see if anyone would pay a dime on his stuff!

I would fucking love to see Jack at a job interview.

Movie producer and CEO of a sauce and entertainment empire. Would love to see how he deals with any scrutiny of that at an interview

Not any job interview, most interviewers are sane and won't flip off on an interviewee even if they act like assholes. Most of the time, they'll just shut the interview down instead of engaging with an asshole candidate. Jack should be vetted by a tough guy C.E.O., one that would kick his narcissistic ass to the ground and show him he isn't buying any of Jack's horseshit. Jack is too much of a coward to put up a fight, so it would be like his time in that TV Show, albeit much harsher!

Rob mocking Jack to shit without that idiot even noticing it

I love how Rob made a point of mimicking Jack's expressions in the pictures, to further cement the irony. This guy is really nice!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack seems to have confused the hell out of most of his unironic watchers. Even they were perplexed.

Comments from the post on his personal page:

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NICEST GUY ON YOUTUBE ^^^

Comments from the post in his BoomerBook group:

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It seems the winning answer is French Onion soup. This motherfucker made onion soup in a goddamned baking dish.

Reminder though that this isn’t the first time that Jacky boy tried and fucked up onion soup. At least this rendition was done in a pot on the stove.

Bread isn't low carb but that looks disgusting.

Why is the broth so light? It's supposed to be dark brown and you gotta cook the onions longer than 45 minutes for French onion soup

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Bread isn't low carb but that looks disgusting.

Why is the broth so light? It's supposed to be dark brown and you gotta cook the onions longer than 45 minutes for French onion soup

This is Jack cooking. Never have expectations