🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[LadiosSopp]

Like clockwork.
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Lol he's so controllable and totally predictable.

Hi Ralph! Sure is nice making everything "fair game", huh?

 

[MediocreMilt]

Ralph has now filtered the shit out of the exact photo he claims wasn't filtered, but merely an accurate depiction of his misshapen head:

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1537454800048209922

https://archive.ph/SBrv0

 

[NaggotFigger]

Ralph has now filtered the shit out of the exact photo he claims wasn't filtered, but merely an accurate depiction of his misshapen head:
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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1537454800048209922

https://archive.ph/SBrv0

Looks ugly to hell, like the pig himself.

 

[AnOminous]

He could donate the extra skin to his son who’s penis Ralph fantasizes about whether it’s circumcised.
Note this would be the only gift Ralph has ever made to his son. He hasn’t even given his son his name. Sad.

That sounds like the shittiest country song of all time. Daddy never even gave me his name.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Ralph has now filtered the shit out of the exact photo he claims wasn't filtered, but merely an accurate depiction of his misshapen head:
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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1537454800048209922

https://archive.ph/SBrv0

Now swap Ralph's head down below onto Mrs. Puff and replace the hideous Ralph faces with Jim.

Or Nick Fuentes onto Mrs. Puff and Jaden all around lol.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He posted photos because he feels so guilty that he’s such a mentally ill, selfish resentful father that he’s missed almost an entire month of Rozy’s first three months of life

Lol Ethan the obese toddler does not have the capacity to feel guilt, shame or remorse. He’s just trying to paint a false picture of his pretend happy family life because he thinks he’s fooling people. He cares so much what we think. It’s very flattering!

 

[break these cuffs]

He posted photos because he feels so guilty...

lol, never

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

What casino was the child neglecter at? I would like to judge how white trash he is by his choice in casino. AC is very white trash but did he actually try to be classy and go to the Tropicana or Borgata? The showboat seems more like ralphamale spot.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

What casino was the child neglecter at? I would like to judge how white trash he is by his choice in casino. AC is very white trash but did he actually try to be classy and go to the Tropicana or Borgata? The showboat seems more like ralphamale spot.

He goes to Caesar’s to get those sweet reward credits.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Now swap Ralph's head down below onto Mrs. Puff and replace the hideous Ralph faces with Jim.

Or Nick Fuentes onto Mrs. Puff and Jaden all around lol.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He goes to Caesar’s to get those sweet reward credits.

JCaesar's

 

[hawkisnight]

Using your baby to bait alogs into alogging? I know Ralph isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but damn.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

That sounds like the shittiest country song of all time. Daddy never even gave me his name.

Daddy left a heapin’ helpin’,
of troubles, debts, and shame.
But though he could,
and said he would,
he never even gave me his name.

Know how long it took me to write that one? About 15 minutes!

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

What casino was the child neglecter at? I would like to judge how white trash he is by his choice in casino. AC is very white trash but did he actually try to be classy and go to the Tropicana or Borgata? The showboat seems more like ralphamale spot.

He said Borgata, which I’m sorry but was pretty shit when I went there over ten years ago, can’t imagine it’s better now. Are you saying it’s one of the better ones?!

 

[Tricky Dick]

Ralph has now filtered the shit out of the exact photo he claims wasn't filtered, but merely an accurate depiction of his misshapen head:
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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1537454800048209922

https://archive.ph/SBrv0

huh something actually approaching funny, good job ralph.

 

[BallBuster]

What casino was the child neglecter at? I would like to judge how white trash he is by his choice in casino. AC is very white trash but did he actually try to be classy and go to the Tropicana or Borgata? The showboat seems more like ralphamale spot.

Showboat isn’t a casino anymore. Just a big arcade. I don’t even think the Trop is there anymore. Not sure about Borgata. They have 2 brand new casinos. Nice ones. A Hard Rock and one called Ocean.

 

[NicoFountaine]

Ralph is back home with his baby and baby mamma. That he had to wait to get home to Richmond to share some pictures of the baby pretty much confirms that Rozy and Meigh were not with him in Atlantic City and it was yet another vacation away from his family. Rozy seems to be confused who this fat stinky stranger is holding a camera in her face. He's the loud man you can hear hollering upstairs while you're trying to sleep who named you after a streaming platform, Rozy.

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Y'all being needlessly mean, he's just trying to even out the amount of time he spends with Xander and Cozy Rozy so Xander doesn't feel left out because of the damn evil people keeping gunt from his son. That's why fat daddy has to leave so often, don't be mean guys just leave him alone.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Sad but true. More specifically in Ralph's case, he's going to leave that burden on Meigh (assuming she stays with him, of course).

Nah man, if she isn't on the lease she won't have to pay shit.

 

[veri]

Nah man, if she isn't on the lease she won't have to pay shit.

the ralphamale has been opening credit cards in her name and using her to hide assets so there’s an 100% chance the lease is in her name

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Showboat isn’t a casino anymore. Just a big arcade. I don’t even think the Trop is there anymore. Not sure about Borgata. They have 2 brand new casinos. Nice ones. A Hard Rock and one called Ocean.

Off topic: that's a bummer I really liked the trop. I haven't been to AC in over 5 years.