DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Bill Elliot]

But there not hot new releases going to save the channel.

The only hot release that could save his channel is a 147 Grain 9mm hollowpoint entering Dave's Pigbrain on stream.

 

[JimiHendrix]

just bringing it up since i haven't seen anyone else do it yet

steam is currently having this demo festival thing, released like 8 billion demos for upcoming games. i've downloaded a few, some interesting shit. it's what all the major streamers on twitch are doing.

meanwhile phil is playing skyrim.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

This is what I meant when I said I wasn't deep into Derich lore. I was looking through Peace's spreadsheets and couldn't find anything. I'm guessing this was before the departnering.

Holy shit, did he really? I thought he was just giving Phil donations here and there and his parents put a stop to it

 

[Iron Hamster]

just bringing it up since i haven't seen anyone else do it yet

steam is currently having this demo festival thing, released like 8 billion demos for upcoming games. i've downloaded a few, some interesting shit. it's what all the major streamers on twitch are doing.

meanwhile phil is playing skyrim.

Well, Phail is on youtube so there. debunked.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[Broomer]

someone should post a yelp review as snort and complain about the haircut

You'd have to do it properly though, spewing absolute irrelevant nonsence, something like:
"I work hard 6 days/week, I work 2 times a day and even some overtime occassionally.
Me and my wife needs some time together alone, I love my family but sometimes you just want to be alone together with your wife that loves you, and go to a restaurant to eat and have a nice time...only once/week is that too much to ask?
So, here we are, looking for a nice restaurant when my wife said I needed a haircut and [...] roughly 4 paragraphs later [...] not happy at all, trolls are making fun of me, so I want a refund, the best way is to tip me, link below, thanks in advance and I hope you realize you spoiled my only day off and my wife is downstaris crying due to it..."

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

You'd have to do it properly though, spewing absolute irrelevant nonsence, something like:
"I work hard 6 days/week, I work 2 times a day and even some overtime occassionally.
Me and my wife needs some time together alone, I love my family but sometimes you just want to be alone together with your wife that loves you, and go to a restaurant to eat and have a nice time...only once/week is that too much to ask?
So, here we are, looking for a nice restaurant when my wife said I needed a haircut and [...] roughly 4 paragraphs later [...] not happy at all, trolls are making fun of me, so I want a refund, the best way is to tip me, link below, thanks in advance and I hope you realize you spoiled my only day off and my wife is downstaris crying due to it..."

I'll do you one better, write a review saying "I've never been here but after the hack job you did on the 4th place Evo great DSP for sixty dollars I can ahnestly say that there are far better places out there to get your hair dyed" and then you include pics make sure their side shots to show off the lack of chin on Piggy.

 

[Broomer]

Holy shit, did he really? I thought he was just giving Phil donations here and there and his parents put a stop to it

He didn't give all of their money away, AFAIK, he did use his mom's CC to send 3K or something to Dave though...which they did put a stop to... (they should've put a stop on him being born though...)

 

[Somecatchyname]

But there not hot new releases going to save the channel.

I have been questioning this for a bit. Why doesn't he just invest in a service like Gamefly? He doesn't play any games again most of time. There is no time limit. Also, he could get all the new games directly to his house and save them in advance. Although, maybe I am just underestimating how stupid he is for not understanding the value of a service like this for his "business."

 

[Coke Zero]

You'd have to do it properly though, spewing absolute irrelevant nonsence, something like:
"I work hard 6 days/week, I work 2 times a day and even some overtime occassionally.
Me and my wife needs some time together alone, I love my family but sometimes you just want to be alone together with your wife that loves you, and go to a restaurant to eat and have a nice time...only once/week is that too much to ask?
So, here we are, looking for a nice restaurant when my wife said I needed a haircut and [...] roughly 4 paragraphs later [...] not happy at all, trolls are making fun of me, so I want a refund, the best way is to tip me, link below, thanks in advance and I hope you realize you spoiled my only day off and my wife is downstaris crying due to it..."

Wonder what would happen if someone called pretending to be phil and rescheduled his appointments and/or asked what services he has scheduled/had done last time? All it should take is his name and maybe his phone number.

I'm really surprised nothing like this happened once it was revealed where he is going for haircuts.

 

[Pargon]

I have been questioning this for a bit. Why doesn't he just invest in a service like Gamefly? He doesn't play any games again most of time. There is no time limit. Also, he could get all the new games directly to his house and save them in advance. Although, maybe I am just underestimating how stupid he is for not understanding the value of a service like this for his "business."

It’s been several years since I used the service but when I was a member it was a massive crapshoot how long you’d be waiting to get a new release. You might get it a day or two after it drops or weeks. He could make it work if he didn’t rest so much of his income on Day One views*.

*Excepting of course all the new games he waits for hours or days to play based on what I can figure are factors driven purely by autism. I don’t even know anymore. Fuck this guy.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'll do you one better, write a review saying "I've never been here but after the hack job you did on the 4th place Evo great DSP for sixty dollars I can ahnestly say that there are far better places out there to get your hair dyed" and then you include pics make sure their side shots to show off the lack of chin on Piggy.

That's something similar to what trolls did to Phil's brother-in-ebegging Mersh. Mersh has a shitty BMW that needs to be fixed all the time and when people found out which car mechanic he goes to a troll wrote a bad review under the name of one of Mersh's biggest paypigs.

 

[EarwaxGourmet]

1488 Hate Army

 

[Jose Cuervo]

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Spoiler

 

[Paladin Derich]

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Nuns didn't teach him how to spell exploration, feels bad.

Wait, the "final" SF stream? Is he done now that the new AE crowd spanks his ass?

 

[PieceofShet]

Im asking all of you mentally ill motherfuckers.
DID DSP EVER HAD THIS FUCKED UP HAIRCUT BEFORE? Cause I dont remember.

 

[Balr0g]

1488 Hate Army
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Is his arm getting thinner? Or is that just due to the resolution?

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Love how Phil is saying “everybody got bored of Divinity Original Sin 2” when he rage quit the game lmao. Phil loves contorting the past to fit a narrative.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Im asking all of you mentally ill motherfuckers.
DID DSP EVER HAD THIS FUCKED UP HAIRCUT BEFORE? Cause I dont remember.

I doubt mate, it's really bad this time.
I know we always tell our barbers the haircut is a banger because it's just odd to say they fucked up, but fuck me mate if there was ever a time to be a Karen this was it.