Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Sneed F91 said:
They ended up explaining where she got the lightsaber from years after the fact: someone from Bespin gave it to her. That's it.
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I think it might've gone something like this.
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Sneed F91 said:
but I'm thankful Kennedyfilm has no idea who Biggs is and he died in ANH so they can't ruin him.
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To quote Darth Vader, "You don't know the power of the Dark Side."
No one is safe now.
If Dave wakes up one day and declares "I know! There should be a Biggs Darklighter miniseries on Disney+!," there will be no stopping the depravity that will ensue as The Mouse and KK will demand some tranny be paired with Biggs to steal the spotlight.
Such could be the fate if they reintroduce Dash Rendar or Kyle Katarn to be in a show with the Dave's orange waifu.
 
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I guess someone agreed with me and fixed Disney's fuckup. This is getting ridiculous.
5t3n0g0ph3r said:
To quote Darth Vader, "You don't know the power of the Dark Side."
No one is safe now.
If Dave wakes up one day and declares "I know! There should be a Biggs Darklighter miniseries on Disney+!," there will be no stopping the depravity that will ensue as The Mouse and KK will demand some tranny be paired with Biggs to steal the spotlight.
Such could be the fate if they reintroduce Dash Rendar or Kyle Katarn to be in a show with the Dave's orange waifu.
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But still, Biggs is a straight white male with no nostalgia value to milk like Obi Wan. They brought back Wedge in TROS before him. They really have to be desperate to try to-
oh shit
 
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Uranus Pink said:
Try having family members who unironically love the DT more than the PT or OT.
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How old are your family members? My family doesn't give a fuck and sees it all as the same thing. They mostly just have complete apathy for it all but watch all the live action D+ shows.
I do recall at my job yesterday when a few guys were watching ANH on TV and didn't get why the first movie was Episode 4 instead of Episode 1.
 
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Polyboros2 said:
I watched the entire video. Yes they like it, Jay seems to be the least positive but still over all likes it. They repeatedly make fun of cheap and dumb segments, but they appreciate lame incompetent Kenobi(they state he's an awful character and only like Ewan McGregor), they are fine with things looking cheap cause it's more OT, they like seeing McGregor killing Stormtroopers that are there instead of CGI Clonetroopers cause that is PT. The terribly choreography is good cause PT choreography is over done. Also it's not as terrible as Picard, and they aren't invested in Star Wars anymore, so they can enjoy it. They compared it to Mando season 1 in terms of quality.
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Impression I got is they like it because it's fun mindless entertainment that doesn't obviously hate its audience. They aren't the biggest Star Wars fans and like they said, they have extremely lowered expectations after Rise of Skywalker and especially after Picard and Discovery. Kenobi met those extremely lowered expectations.

No, they really don't care about the lore or continuity too much because
1. again, they're mainly Star Trek fans, and
2. it's fucking obvious at this point that even Disney doesn't care about the lore or continuity

Sad state of affairs, but this is where Star Wars is now: it's so debased that what happens ultimately really doesn't matter.
 
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Uranus Pink said:
Those family members in particular, Gen Y to boomer and female. You be amazed or horrified what kind of shit you can pull and get the normies seal clapping when the main character simply haves a vagina.
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Try knowing someone who only watches Kenobi because he thinks "Reva has dick sucking lips"...
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The Gangster Computer said:

Forgive my lack of optimism but it convinces me even more than ever that they're trying to force the whole Star Wars Babies/Star Wars Kidz Club as the new direction for the franchise but with "mature" Filoni video game writing.
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The mature writing allows for a character, Evad Lupa who every just calls "Wolf" (because he's so cool and also because he has a pet wolf with him and it is revealed he has a whole pack back home) to show up at the same time as Ashoka who has undergone a de-aging process to fit in with the young crew. Evad (i mean wolf) and Ashoka have instant attraction and chemistry but its ok because they're the same age she just looks twelve.
Filoni can then have the show be mature by having Ashoka and Wold do a sex with each other, and after they do the sex with each other Ashoka can say "Wolf, you are so amazing at doing the sex. You are better than anyone else at doing sexual things, my mind is blown". And then they kiss. With tongues, like adults.

There was more written on the liner knows, but its smudged to illegibility by some sort of crusty white substance.
 
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The Gangster Computer said:
And while imperial sympathizers have always existed, making the "mole" a literal mole is so obnoxiously on the nose I can't even take it seriously, that along with the quality of this dumpsterfire and the absolutely disingenuous state of Lucasfilm PR.
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Reminds me of that joke from the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie.
Except, y'know, that was a sight gag in a kids movie.
 
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Sneed F91 said:
Maz Kanata is such an obnoxious bitch. Member Yoda? Well here's my OC who's way better and older and wiser and quirkier than Yoda and FEMALE. She's not even the female Yoda because she doesn't teach Rey anything she really needs to know other than that the force is real. They only talk once in the whole trilogy. "A good question for another time" is like the warmup act for "Somehow Palpatine returned" but everyone was fine with one but not the other for some reason.

My favorite thing about her is how hard they were jerking "the muh real sets practical effects" bullshit for TFA but both her and Snoke were CGI because they didn't bother figuring out their character designs until the very last minute. That's something you can't actually do with practical effects, where you have to plan stuff like that out carefully before filming if you want it to look good. Nobody back then acknowledged the contradiction.

They ended up explaining where she got the lightsaber from years after the fact: someone from Bespin gave it to her. That's it.

That makes sense but Rey is garbage and so are the rest of the sequel characters.
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I always thought that the lightsaber fell into Bespin because if you remember when Luke was hanging on that weathervane underneath Cloud City after he fell down the shaft, you can see something (my own guess would be Luke's severed hand) fall into the planet. Can anyone back me up on this?
 
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Shekelslovakia said:
I always thought that the lightsaber fell into Bespin because if you remember when Luke was hanging on that weathervane underneath Cloud City after he fell down the shaft, you can see something (my own guess would be Luke's severed hand) fall into the planet. Can anyone back me up on this?
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The thing that falls slightly before Luke has always been thought to be his hand and saber but a high res pic reveals that its a single metallic fragment that's assumed to be a piece of the weathervane he falls on which seems to be missing one of its three end pieces. This is further confirmed by both the original script for ESB and its novelization stating that it is in fact a piece from the weathervane.
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As for what happened to the hand and saber, the final script never says iirc. Disney and pre-Disney have it so the saber and hand were found in one of the smelting areas of the facilities below by an ugnaught, but that's where the similarity ends. In Disney the saber ended up in Orange Yoda's collection and in the latter Vader took the saber back but was forced to hand it over to Palpatine for his collection. In both versions the severed hand also gets taken by Vader but is taken by Palpatine, where in pre-disney the hand is kept as a trophy by Palpatine but later used by Thrawn to make a clone slave of Luke, and in Disney the hand is used to create the pedophile Snoke army. So yeah Snoke is just Disney's gay version of Luuke.

However JJ Abrams' original treatment for TFA simply had the lightsaber and hand somehow falling through Bespin, ending up in outer space and falling on Rey's planet where the hand disintegrated on re-entry and the saber was found by Orange Yoda who just happened to be in Rey's backyard for some reason because mystery boxes and she took it with her back to her castle instead of letting Rey find it.
 
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5t3n0g0ph3r said:
I wish the Tosche Station scenes were kept in for the Special Edition to at least give more weight to the friendship between Biggs & Luke, thus making Biggs' demise more of a tragedy in the eyes of the audience.
At least Lucas put the hangar scene back in.
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Shoulda put that scene back in instead of that pointless scene with Jabba, it's mostly just reused dialogue from Greedo's scene anyway.
 
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The Gangster Computer said:
However JJ Abrams' original treatment for TFA simply had the lightsaber and hand somehow falling through Bespin, ending up in outer space and falling on Rey's planet where the hand disintegrated on re-entry and the saber was found by Orange Yoda who just happened to be in Rey's backyard for some reason because mystery boxes and she took it with her back to her castle instead of letting Rey find it.
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I swear to god TFA is such a stupid wankfest. The whole thing reads like a list of dumb shit people like JJ always wanted to see so they could clap at the screen. I'm pretty sure he also wanted Jar Jar's skeleton in the desert or something. Sure it wasn't in the final movie, but it's the thought that counts.

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I also present: "If Darth Vader used Disney's version of the force in the OT"
 
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Flexo said:

What angers me most is this is almost exactly how I wanted the Yoda v Dooku fight to go in Episode 2 so to have it finally appear in this shoddy production?

Send robot more booze please.
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If the entire show was on this level, I'd be extremely okay with it. Vader stopping the ship and tearing into it by using the Force is some Force Unleashed nonsense this kind of entertainment needs.
 
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The Gangster Computer said:
However JJ Abrams' original treatment for TFA simply had the lightsaber and hand somehow falling through Bespin, ending up in outer space
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How the fuck does someone that dumb get to direct films set in the two most famous sci-fi series in the world? I know he's part of the tribe but come on!
 
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