WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[raiderjones]

Trick shot with a controller, off the wall, off the kid's head, straight into one of the cats.

Given his BMR is around 2900 calories Wings would need to eat ~3500 calories a day just to maintain his weight- I'm guessing a little bit less because of the fact that he said he is pretty much only awake when he's streaming. If he's telling people he thinks he's "probably eating 3000-3500" calories a day then he is without a doubt eating substantially more than that. People are terrible at estimating how many calories they eat.

He said he's trying to walk 3,000 steps each day which would burn around 380 calories for him each day except in a recent video he and Kelly both said they were way off their step goals. But just from knowing how fat people work I'm willing to bet he'll overestimate how many calories he burns and underestimate the food he's eating and sabotage himself by celebrating with a 600 calorie hamburger if he makes his step goal for one day.

All that just to say that he's definitely gaining weight and if he keeps it up he'll be joining the 500 club soon enough.

 

[Robust User]

idk what GPA is im not american but he did admitted that he failed 9th grade 3 times and than dropped out so there's that

GPA (Grade Point Average) is a metric used to quantify a person's performance academically. A = 4.0, B = 3.0, C = 2.0, D = 1.0, F = 0.0. It's basically calculated by adding up all grades and then dividing by the number of classes. If his GPA was 1.0, that means he was averaging D's in his classes.

 

[Impossible Brutality]

He’ll hit 500 by years end. The pity and rage has been ramping up. It goes perfectly with his weight. This retard really doesn’t understand that being 300 pounds overweight is fueling all his mental issues.

 

[But I Digress]

Kelly is confirmed a troll if she adopts some chinkoid baby and names him Richard

https://youtu.be/G9uoXEePGYo?t=24

 

[Power Glove]

Still asking people what 12 x 6 is, and what a predicate is as it is some unwritten Conway rule that defines intelligence.

 

[raiderjones]

Still asking people what 12 x 6 is, and what a predicate is as it is some unwritten Conway rule that defines intelligence.

He will grill his teammates incessantly for things that aren't even their fault but the moment he gets somebody like him in his game he shuts down, teamkills, and instantly breaks out the retarded predicate thing. Wings feels like God just got curious one day and thought, "Is it possible for somebody to have no redeeming qualities, be retarded, and still be a narcissist? It can't be, right? Well one way to find out."

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Wasn't his GPA leaked at some point? I'm not American so I don't know how to interpret the number but it was something around 1.0, I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark that it's ... not good?

Anything in the one range is not good. A college university will literally expel you if it falls below a 2.0. Him having a 1.0 indicates he was borderline failing every class he took in high school.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Wings feels like God just got curious one day and thought, "Is it possible for somebody to have no redeeming qualities, be retarded, and still be a narcissist? It can't be, right? Well one way to find out."

Narcissism is characterized by actions taken to preserve or enhance one's self image, so paradoxically the shittier someone is (or thinks they are) the more likely they are to be overly narcissistic, because those are exactly the people who feel the need for a positive self image the most intensely. That's how someone like Richard, who has in the occasional moment of honesty admitted that he's human garbage, can still boast about how great he is.

 

[Power Glove]

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

I'll give him a week before he's openly drinking kokolas on stream

 

[Aidan]

Still asking people what 12 x 6 is, and what a predicate is as it is some unwritten Conway rule that defines intelligence.

I know this is asking the impossible but Wingo really needs to go look in the mirror and acknowledge he's a very grown man shitting it up with teenagers and young men day in and day out whose lifestyle is also dependent on that same demographic to feed himself poison.
Take a week off from the computer and squeaky chair and figure shit out.

Or don't, I like this thread.

 

[leeweesquee]

I know this is asking the impossible but Wingo really needs to go look in the mirror and acknowledge he's a very grown man shitting it up with teenagers and young men day in and day out whose lifestyle is also dependent on that same demographic to feed himself poison.
Take a week off from the computer and squeaky chair and figure shit out.

Or don't, I like this thread.

"Wash dishes the rest of his life"... that's rich coming from a fat fuck who will play play vidya games and act a teen for the rest of his life

 

[Power Glove]

I'll give him a week before he's openly drinking kokolas on stream

He has 0 willpower, but maybe, ... hear me out, just maybe this is him finally coming to terms that his lifestyle and occupancy isn't viable going forward anymore. It is hard to measure if he's actually, as he proclaims, barely making enough money or if that is an act to solicit more donations from his paypiggies. Could be a bit from column A, and a bit from column B even. Regardless, maybe this WW thing could be Wingo losing enough weight that will allow him to qualify for a more broader range of physical labour going forward.

I know he is dense and stubborn, but at this point surely even he must realize that this streaming career ran its course several years ago and even the death throes of it have long ago stopped. Besides, I never understood his reasoning that he can't just do both. Have a regular job, and stream 2-3-4 days a week. He doesn't stream for more then 3 hours most of the time anyway, I would imagine it would be doable to fit that into a schedule.

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

He has 0 willpower, but maybe, ... hear me out, just maybe this is him finally coming to terms that his lifestyle and occupancy isn't viable going forward anymore. It is hard to measure if he's actually, as he proclaims, barely making enough money or if that is an act to solicit more donations from his paypiggies. Could be a bit from column A, and a bit from column B even. Regardless, maybe this WW thing could be Wingo losing enough weight that will allow him to qualify for a more broader range of physical labour going forward.

I know he is dense and stubborn, but at this point surely even he must realize that this streaming career ran its course several years ago and even the death throes of it have long ago stopped. Besides, I never understood his reasoning that he can't just do both. Have a regular job, and stream 2-3-4 days a week. He doesn't stream for more then 3 hours most of the time anyway, I would imagine it would be doable to fit that into a schedule.

Nah, man. I got no faith in him. Not anymore. He's had so many things presented to him on a silver platter and fucked it all up in epic proportions. He's going to run this streaming gig into the ground and his backup plan is Kelly or hoping on government assistance. When he gets slightly to hungry, he'll goto the nearest drive-thru.

Wingsofredemption has proven that when anything is too difficult, he's not the horse you bet on.

 

[raiderjones]

He said Kelly's already lost 30 pounds on it. If he doesn't stick with it then those of you rooting for a divorce arc might get what you wanted. A partner losing a significant amount of weight pretty frequently ends up in divorce. If that happens he might be glad the modular mansion is in his mom's name.

 

[Jordinald Jordan]

He has 0 willpower, but maybe, ... hear me out, just maybe this is him finally coming to terms that his lifestyle and occupancy isn't viable going forward anymore. It is hard to measure if he's actually, as he proclaims, barely making enough money or if that is an act to solicit more donations from his paypiggies. Could be a bit from column A, and a bit from column B even. Regardless, maybe this WW thing could be Wingo losing enough weight that will allow him to qualify for a more broader range of physical labour going forward.

I know he is dense and stubborn, but at this point surely even he must realize that this streaming career ran its course several years ago and even the death throes of it have long ago stopped. Besides, I never understood his reasoning that he can't just do both. Have a regular job, and stream 2-3-4 days a week. He doesn't stream for more then 3 hours most of the time anyway, I would imagine it would be doable to fit that into a schedule.

I'll give him a week before he's openly drinking kokolas on stream

I think you're both on to something. Perhaps even more than being a dense, stubborn, lazy fatass, he's a coward. If he really had an experience where he felt so fat and unhealthy he could barely get out of bed (believe he said something along those lines in a recent stream) it probably would scare him into participating in weight watchers with Kelly. But only until he loses a few lbs and doesn't feel scared anymore. At that point he'll continue shoving garbage down his throat until the next big scare.

He's like that with money as well. He'll have a good month where the paypig donos are rolling in and he starts acting like an arrogant jackass, bragging about how cool his new trail boss is gonna look and then he'll have several months where things dry up and the pity parties are commonplace. Very bipolar behavior.

 

[Low Rate Rest]

Can't imagine the emotional immaturity to take happy pills just to avoid panic attacks in multiplayer video games and still cry over said public matches with absolutely nothing at stake.

 

[raiderjones]

Can't imagine the emotional immaturity to take happy pills just to avoid panic attacks in multiplayer video games and still cry over said public matches with absolutely nothing at stake.
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"I was playing good this morning until that dude wanted to fucking yell at me. I just deleted Rainbow, one of the guys called me a pedophile and it hurt my feelings."

This dude treats his teammates like fucking garbage across multiple games for hours and then justifies it in every way possible whenever he gets called on it but then somebody yells at him in one game and it ruins his entire day and makes him delete the game. Holy shit what a fucking pussy man. I can hear it now too, "Now see I don't yell at my teammates. I give them legitimate criticism so they will play better. That guy was just being an asshole and you don't understand how stressful it is to be called a pedophile when you aren't one."

 

[Impossible Brutality]

"I was playing good this morning until that dude wanted to fucking yell at me. I just deleted Rainbow, one of the guys called me a pedophile and it hurt my feelings."

This dude treats his teammates like fucking garbage across multiple games for hours and then justifies it in every way possible whenever he gets called on it but then somebody yells at him in one game and it ruins his entire day and makes him delete the game. Holy shit what a fucking pussy man. I can hear it now too, "Now see I don't yell at my teammates. I give them legitimate criticism so they will play better. That guy was just being an asshole and you don't understand how stressful it is to be called a pedophile when you aren't one."

I legit laughed when he said “it hurt my feelings”. Just how fucking pathetic can one whale be?

 

[Robust User]

Can't imagine the emotional immaturity to take happy pills just to avoid panic attacks in multiplayer video games and still cry over said public matches with absolutely nothing at stake.
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Holy shit! That fucking second chin is huge!