Erin Reed / Anthony Reed II / @ErinInTheMorn / @ErinInTheMorning / @ErinInTheNight / _supernovasky_ / beholderseye / realitybias / AnonymousRabbit - post-op transbian Twitter/TikTok "activist" with bad fashion, giant Reddit tattoo. Former drug dealer with felony. Married to Zooey Simone Zephyr / Zachary Todd Raasch.

[Marvin]

First, on paramedic Mrs Bridge Troll. If you haven't seen the previous post on Steve "Steph" Meech do read it, just for the video of him lumbering towards his ambulance like an ogre. Tony seems to think his "dying to own the libs" is a killer diss, which I don't get, am I missing some crucial Yank context as to why this is great? (TikTok, archive)

So there is something to this phrase, but, again, Tony is high on his own farts and it doesn't work here.

Spoiler: political meme phrase sperging

"[blank] to own the libs" is basically when some right wing or conservative person tosses their deeply held convictions just to score minor points against an ideological opponent.

So for a very simple example, if some self-identified conservative started seriously proposing internet bans against registered democrats, you could say "lol destroying free speech to own the libs", because that's a silly sacrifice of one's beliefs just to make a petty attack on a group they dislike. (also I think it doesn't work as well without the "lol", but that's just me)

One reason Tony is being stupid here is that not all paramedic encounters are life-and-death. They might drive up, check you out, do some tests, and then just leave you at your house.

It's perfectly fine to have a preference for the other paramedic because you don't want the cave troll feeling you up while they check your vitals. You're not dying, so you've got the time to be picky.

On the other hand, I think it is kind of silly if someone's spurting blood and they insist on the other paramedic, I think that's within their rights, but also kind of a silly risk to take. So maybe that'd be "dying to own the libs".

But I doubt that happens very often.

Tony, you look like a dumbass if you make a mediocre joke and then smirk about it. Your delivery is terrible. Watch some comedians to see how they do it, because right now you just look smug.

Anthony's seethe topic of the day is a male druggie getting placed in a male prison where he belongs:
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Oh fuck, dudes have been trapped in cells with that ogre? That's awful.

 

[capsaicin]

Tony, you look like a dumbass if you make a mediocre joke and then smirk about it. Your delivery is terrible. Watch some comedians to see how they do it, because right now you just look smug.

If he wants a model of a smug comedian, I suggest watching some Ricky Gervais.

 

[garbage cake]

Anthony's seethe topic of the day is a male druggie getting placed in a male prison where he belongs

Erin’s sheer hatred for women, and wanting them to feel real fear and terror at the hands of men like this, to be trapped in a locked cell with them.. still really shocks me sometimes.

Keep this monster away from women. Thank you prison wardens for putting him where he belonged.

 

[MissAnthropist]

I know I've beat this particular dead horse over and over again, but I cannot get over how bad Tony is at color. Like, it's incredibly bad and even all the more pathetic because he clearly tries. He tries really hard. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that while reading my critiques (because I know you read KF while you dilate, Hi Tony) he's thinking "what is she even talking about? My lipstick matched my dress perfectly. They're both red. End of discussion." And that's because even if Tony doesn't have mild colorblindness (which I could be persuaded he does, and is also a classic AMAB trait), it turns out there's actual science explaining why real women can see that that lipstick is godawful with that dress and that Tony's yellow shoes are the wrong yellow to wear with his yellow dress (which, why he's layering yellow on yellow, idk, but I digress).

I found this article on Psychology today (Archive) explaining why women can see a much larger color range than men. Spoiler: it's not just socialization!



Basically, no matter how many surgeries you get, Tony, no matter how much Estrogen you inject, and no matter how much you push your agenda to be "mainstream" (which it never will), you'll never be able to see why you shouldn't wear those shoes with that skirt or that lipstick with that shirt. You'll always look like a man poorly impersonating a woman.

You Will Never Be A Woman,
Cope Seethe Dilate, etc.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

a classic AMAB trait

This is a safe space, fren; you can just say "male".

 

[AMHOLIO]

I've decided to help Erin Reed out with figuring out why her fellow drug felon is in the men's prison:

Does this help? I mean, I know long hair always means woman, so without it I'm sure even natal women are men to you. The only thing left is the mantits which can be explained by fat or genetics.


Once this true and honest gal is out of jail, Erin should try meeting her. I think they'd have a lot in common, and who knows, Erin might charm her with her neovagina and get a true lesbian girlfriend.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

He decided to show people how badass trans people can be by staying alive. Congratulations. He achieved the same basic level of existence as every organism in the universe and that makes him a hero. Wonder how his kids feel, knowing that they didn’t factor into his decision not to kill himself.

Tony's starting to get horny.

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If only he had realised that before cutting his cock off. Cope incoming in 3-2-1.

Yeah man, you definitely pulled a Joker, if not a slow motion Black Queen.

some stupid argument between fake women and fake men and their stupid fake terms. let them fight:

You know the trans movement is smashing the gender movement. Where else can you find men talking down to women?

This would make him reeee because he’s such a “trail mom” hiking enthusiast, and we are all basement dwellers who would never. He forgot to change his URL on AllTrails and is searchable as Anthony Reed:
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even when he does touch grass, ywnbaw lol

Love when they go mask off and call her Joanne like that, dripping with “I hate you, mommy” energy. Ever the feminist, Tony.

Another trans cliche I’ve noticed: thinking they’ve done an amazing job hiding their dead name. The guy who wrote Manhunt seemed shocked that we knew he was called Micha, despite him never bothering to delete his pre-transition tweets.

I had no idea he'd also lost a lot of weight. I think this is why he's so quiet now. He had the ~weight loss journey~ and then the ~true and honest woman~ journey so he's supposed to be his best true self or whatever now. His transformation-fetish boxes are all ticked.
But SRS is a terrible idea 100% of the time. Im honestly wondering what he'll obsess about "fixing" next in order to stave off this realization. I don't think he wants to be a woman, just somebody else. And it won't stop until he's actually changed.

I really want to find out what the next transformation de jour will be. Cybernetics? Furries? Are they going to decide The Boys is real life and show off “super-strength” on TikTok?

hahah shut the fuck up, Tony. You’re a man. But keep using your little “Liberia” line.

It’s very revealing about the current woke position: race is clearly defined, immutable, and decides your destiny, but sex is a spectrum.

This thread has got me thinking (and fuming) about this weird double standard among TRAs. Adult trans are always talking about how their male features and biology are not only inherently, objectively female and feminine, but better than those of actual women. You don’t need dysphoria to be trans, the penis is not a gendered organ, all that horse shit. But “trans kids” oh, they‘re deformed from birth, terminally ill and incompatible with life. Natural puberty for them is an abomination that will prevent them from being fuckable as the opposite sex. They’re basically dead already, so we should throw out everything we know about child development and medical ethics.

Twitter midwits talk a lot about marginalised people. You know what seems pretty marginalised to me? A child who we;ve basically written off as healthy human beings. Whose bodies are seen as construction materials for a future sex object, with function sacrificed for pure aesthetics. Fuck their bones, their brains, their fertility, their health. Fuck everything about them. The child in front of you doesn’t matter. They’re just a placeholder for the thing you’ll build out of them

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This thread has got me thinking (and fuming) about this weird double standard among TRAs. Adult trans are always talking about how their male features and biology are not only inherently, objectively female and feminine, but better than those of actual women. You don’t need dysphoria to be trans, the penis is not a gendered organ, all that horse shit. But “trans kids” oh, they‘re deformed from birth, terminally ill and incompatible with life. Natural puberty for them is an abomination that will prevent them from being fuckable as the opposite sex. They’re basically dead already, so we should throw out everything we know about child development and medical ethics.

Twitter midwits talk a lot about marginalised people. You know what seems pretty marginalised to me? A child who we;ve basically written off as healthy human beings. Whose bodies are seen as construction materials for a future sex object, with function sacrificed for pure aesthetics. Fuck their bones, their brains, their fertility, their health. Fuck everything about them. The child in front of you doesn’t matter. They’re just a placeholder for the thing you’ll build out of them

Same as everything. It's about affirming them and that's what matters. They all completely believe that if someone had just rescued them from wrong puberty back before they knew (even though they always always knew from birth) and helped ruin their sex drive permanently before puberty they would be the sexy superhot girl who'd get all the lesbians now that they were always supposed to be. And nobody did, so other kids need to be punished for life denying them this saved from certain death. Someone needs to be punished for having humans experience time linearly protected from bigots so they can live life happily, and why shouldn't that someone be other people's kids since it's not too late for them yet?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Another trans cliche I’ve noticed: thinking they’ve done an amazing job hiding their dead name. The guy who wrote Manhunt seemed shocked that we knew he was called Micha, despite him never bothering to delete his pre-transition tweets.

Most people don't realize the depth of internet insecurity they have: social media is still relatively new, and putting your name online is more normal than ever. There's so many spots where you can be used to the internet that even if you do hide your deadname, your terminally online friends might have not.

The depths of personal information is amazing.

You know the trans movement is smashing the gender movement. Where else can you find men talking down to women?

You can say things like fundie groups and gay circles, but guess what? The first one is looked down upon by most of western society and the second is usually away from women and bitch more privately, and are more likely to get a clapback if they say anything. Troons? They're the only group within the majority of western society that can say shit like this without being thought of as old fashioned or talked back to. They don't know how good they got it.

 

[Remember to dilate]

Every time a see tony smile I just see smug pepe.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Every time a see tony smile I just see smug pepe.

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Holy shit, Tony. You look like Hell. He just keeps getting paler, thinner, more yellow and somehow manlier? Those dark purple under eye circles. This is him WITH cheek implants, remember - just imagine how sallow And sunken he'd look without those strategically placed silicone helpers.

Really lookin like a Victorian Tuberculosis victim being put out in the sunshine to balance his humors.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

At this point all I see is the "special" strand of hair. He could nail the makeup and the outfit and it wouldn't matter as long as that was still there.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

At this point all I see is the "special" strand of hair. He could nail the makeup and the outfit and it wouldn't matter as long as that was still there.

He actually thinks it looks cute, doesn't he? I can only imagine all the dead bugs and other shit trapped in that grease. Probably clogs the drain when he showers.

 

[Cryptozoology]

I've decided to help Erin Reed out with figuring out why her fellow drug felon is in the men's prison:
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Does this help? I mean, I know long hair always means woman, so without it I'm sure even natal women are men to you. The only thing left is the mantits which can be explained by fat or genetics.


Once this true and honest gal is out of jail, Erin should try meeting her. I think they'd have a lot in common, and who knows, Erin might charm her with her neovagina and get a true lesbian girlfriend.

His tag is sticking out

 

[kaien]

At this point all I see is the "special" strand of hair.

What it always makes me think of:

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Really lookin like a Victorian Tuberculosis victim being put out in the sunshine to balance his humors.

Or some guy who plays the keyboard in a second rate hair band. (NO! WE DO MORE THAN WHITESNAKE COVERS, DAMMIT! Come see us next Thursday night at the Starlight Lounge, we RIP IT UPPPPP!!!)

Tony, it's time to give up and get a stylist to put your LEWKS together. I mean ALL the parts - makeup, accessories, shoes, etc.

IDK if you are actually reading any books or watching any videos about "how to look put together", but whatever you're doing, it's not working. Time to call in the professionals and get that oh-so-girly makeover* you deserve!!

*- well, as girly as it's possible to make a dude with masculine features, anyways. Stop aiming for suppamoddle/uwu influencer. "Nancy Pelosi - the middle menopause/pre-botox years" might be possible.

 

[Remember to dilate]

Happy father's day tony! Remember not to wear your ex wives clothes.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Holy shit, Tony. You look like Hell. He just keeps getting paler, thinner, more yellow and somehow manlier? Those dark purple under eye circles. This is him WITH cheek implants, remember - just imagine how sallow And sunken he'd look without those strategically placed silicone helpers.

Really lookin like a Victorian Tuberculosis victim being put out in the sunshine to balance his humors.

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Here's what he'd look like if he still had a penis, lol

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Here's what he'd look like if he still had a penis, lol

Huh. Then I'd actually believe he'd have a fulfilling sex life, especially in a not-so-picky place like DC.

 

[scathefire]

It’s very revealing about the current woke position: race is clearly defined, immutable, and decides your destiny, but sex is a spectrum.

They actually do think that race is a social construct and a spectrum though, but somehow they don't accept being transracial even though it would fit flawlessly with the idea that sex is a spectrum and transgender being a thing. The only thing that prevents it from being a thing is pure cognitive dissonance and a refusal to believe it would be fundamentally the same shit as being transgender.