Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[James done did it]

Piggy in a boat?

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He still has the legs of a 200lb man so its easier for him to take those selfies, he doesn't move enough to get giant fat man calves.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

[Cow crossover with Anthony "Erin" Reid]. Fatrick reacts to Florida moving towards removing worthless tranny medical treatments from their state Medicaid:
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> "denying life-saving medical care to trans people all by itself".

1)Their suicide rates remain the same after getting their "life-saving medical care". 2) These treatments aren't getting banned, just no longer covered by Florida Medicaid. 3) Fatrick is fat and, thus his opinions don't have any real value.

I liked the part where he said "don't make carve outs" and then ended by making a carve out for only "any medically sound reason" which is the grounds Florida is using to deny covering them.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Piggy in a boat?

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Looks like a fat woman's legs

 

[Formerly Trucks]

Piggy in a boat?

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That Fat fuck probably made it a white water rafting trip for everyone else behind him.

At first glance I thought those goblinesque hoofs were Niki's, but then I realized that hers would be infinitely more manly.

Edit: I was going to edit the capitalized f in fat, but I think it's a fitting name

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Piggy in a boat?

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The bad news is that creek isn't deep enough for him to drown in. So him being so fat the boat sinks won't kill him

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

The bad news is that creek isn't deep enough for him to drown in. So him being so fat the boat sinks won't kill him

He's so fat it's not like he could sink anyway.
He's the world's most repulsive flotation device.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Poor Niggler

 

[Divine right to rule]

I am at the part of the thread now where Patrick recommends that Ukrainan civilians should throw paint-filled balloons at russian tanks and calls people who question the wisdom of that action "cowards".


Patrick deserves to be run a train on by the ghosts of all the thousands of Ukrainians that did die in this war while they drag him straight into hell.

What a disgusting fat cuckold.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Pat thinks owning a basic bitch lizard somehow makes him ‘edgy’ and ‘badass’. Similar to why he rides a bitch bike.
All the props in the world don’t change that Rick is
A) Fat
B) useless
C) FAT

(I guess making niggeroni (allegedly) is a ‘use’ but contributes nothing to society except decreasing the niglet population)

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Pat thinks owning a basic bitch lizard somehow makes him ‘edgy’ and ‘badass’. Similar to why he rides a bitch bike.
All the props in the world don’t change that Rick is
A) Fat
B) useless
C) FAT

It's also why he owns a gun and drives a white trash muscle car.

 

[UnregisteredHypercam2]

Sea lions don’t deserve the comparison to Patso. They smell much better, they’re significantly cuter, and when they’re in the water they’re actually pretty graceful. I’ve never once heard of a sea lion fucking up a fence, writing a lousy book, or grinding an African American youth into pepperoni. He also makes them look svelt by comparison.

Earlier in the thread, someone talked about a grocery store near them with a bag boy who had some developmental disorder. Despite being off on the Chromo-count, he was pleasant to be around and the poster didn't have a bad word to say about them. No smugness, no snark, no superiority, just a friendly guy who was a little slower.

The post ended with "I never thought I would say this, but calling Pat a retard is an actual insult to retarded people" which is a sentiment I am reminded of now.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Piggy in a boat?

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He's famous now

 

[Cactuar King]

Earlier in the thread, someone talked about a grocery store near them with a bag boy who had some developmental disorder. Despite being off on the Chromo-count, he was pleasant to be around and the poster didn't have a bad word to say about them. No smugness, no snark, no superiority, just a friendly guy who was a little slower.

The post ended with "I never thought I would say this, but calling Pat a retard is an actual insult to retarded people" which is a sentiment I am reminded of now.

I mean, there's a difference between the mentally handicapped and retards. Pat's the latter.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

I am at the part of the thread now where Patrick recommends that Ukrainan civilians should throw paint-filled balloons at russian tanks and calls people who question the wisdom of that action "cowards".


Patrick deserves to be run a train on by the ghosts of all the thousands of Ukrainians that did die in this war while they drag him straight into hell.

What a disgusting fat cuckold.

You didn't pick up on the fact that he's fat, child. You're a mere apprentice in Tomlinsonism, atalker.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I have faith the fence saga still has a lot to offer, even if he has a really understanding inspector who accepts the complaint is malicious. It doesn’t alter the fact it’s still valid and still needs altering.

 

[Divine right to rule]

You didn't pick up on the fact that he's fat, child. You're a mere apprentice in Tomlinsonism, atalker.

I am a fast learner child, unlike you, who is wrong like always.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I have faith the fence saga still has a lot to offer, even if he has a really understanding inspector who accepts the complaint is malicious. It doesn’t alter the fact it’s still valid and still needs altering.

After the Andrew saga earlier this year, a lot of what Pat does feels less important simply because the Andrew saga was so good, it's like how can anything compare? Happens with a lot of lolcows tbh. But I also have faith that the backwards fence saga will pay off. I'm hoping he blows off the inspection multiple times, lets the fines pile up for a bit, THEN fixes it while complaining the whole time about the cyberterrorists who ruined his beautiful perfect fence. Also he is fat.

 

[Teknorat]

1)Their suicide rates remain the same after getting their "life-saving medical care".

Actually they get worse, this means Patrick S. Tomlinson encourages trans suicide.

 

[MilkThePig]

On this father's day, let us not forget that Patrick S Tomlinson willingly abandoned his own daughter at birth so he could spend the next decade trying to become famous on Twitter, playing with childrens' toys and watching movies like Hook and How to Train Your Dragon dozens of times.

Truly a hateable and upsettingly fat human being.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

After the Andrew saga earlier this year, a lot of what Pat does feels less important simply because the Andrew saga was so good, it's like how can anything compare? Happens with a lot of lolcows tbh. But I also have faith that the backwards fence saga will pay off. I'm hoping he blows off the inspection multiple times, lets the fines pile up for a bit, THEN fixes it while complaining the whole time about the cyberterrorists who ruined his beautiful perfect fence. Also he is fat.

Pat steps on rakes like Sideshow Bob more than any lolcow in history, you can set your watch to him doing something hilarious and stupid when there’s nothing else going on.

The OnA guys destroy themselves and turn on each other when nothing is happening, it’s just convenient Patrick can’t go long without humiliating himself.