I'd like to see you try.
Their epistemologies don't hold water. To start with, the statement "I know that I can't know anything" is a contradiction. This means that knowledge must be possible.
Only a fully benevolent personal God who creates by choice rather than necessity can justify our own faith in our knowledge faculties.
As the history of Western philosophy has shown us, trying to base our epistemology in autonomous reasoning is impossible and has led to the collapse of Western philosophy altogether. This is because we make judgements about what's true based on our logical faculties, senses, awareness etc without first having a justification for why we can trust that those senses aren't lying to us. How do we know that we're not turtles dreaming at the bottom of the ocean (the "I think therefore I am" argument is bad for reasons covered in the paper linked).
The God needs to be a free creator of everything because one of our categories of knowledge is bias/attention, which is organized according to our sense of the relative purpose of things in relation to us. Purpose can only be assigned by a voluntarily creative agent. We also need to know what context we exist in (the "relation to us"). This means that history and where we are at least in some sense must be knowable, and it means that we can also make use of historical evidences.
Most pagan traditions don't even claim to have anything like this, and some don't even think that objective truth even exists at all. Buddhism in particular can get pretty crazy in some schools as far as this goes. The other "monotheistic" faiths rely on Hellenic arguments about absolute divine simplicity which make God's creation necessary rather than voluntary (removing purpose). Early Christianity (and contemporary Orthodoxy) have the essence-energies distinction, which avoids this problem.
The other "Abrahamic" traditions also are very obviously not in continuity with the tradition of ancient Israel, which they would need to be. Only Christianity has any remaining connection to the first temple, since early Churches were/are just the temples but updated in their new fulfilled form. There was a direct continuity before, during, and after the destruction of the temple in 70 AD. Rabbinical Judaism didn't take the form we know until after the destruction of the temple in 70 AD (no temple nor connection to the temple), and contemporary Hasidic Judaism takes after the sorceries of guys like Isaac Luria and his interpretation of the Neoplatonism-inspired Kabbalah. It's medieval occultism, not the old tradition. Islam isn't even worth mentioning, being 8th century fanfiction.
Christianity is the only religion which meets all of these criteria. It has all of the necessary metaphysics and epistemology, and also exists as an entity in history.