🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[TriggerMeElmo]

ok i'm taking notes.

actually has anyone made a gunt quote generator? that'd be really funny i think

Such as a Markov bot? That would be great to have something like that.

 

[AltisticRight]

Then we can drive another five hours back to our rental house in the Richmond ghetto. A home that has Tommy Hilfiger socks in the drawers and the first baby mama’s diary on the shelf. My baby daddy can continue groveling and thanking god for a 23 year old gay twink who is gracious enough to allow junkyard trailer trash to keep e-begging on his website for the time being.

Upon the 5-hour-long trip back to the Richmond ghetto with a festering community of convicted violent felons, an altar holding Nora's prized dildo is glazing upon us, emanating a grotesque stench of used tampons, similar to the whiff of the Ralphamale. Residing in the shelves is a library book that Nora borrowed, and a shrine dedicated to Sandra, sitting by the shrine is Faith Chole Vickers' diary documenting her mental illnesses, with her pink Mickey Mouse luggage tucked beneath.

Any ladies out there? Envious yet?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

ok i'm taking notes.

actually has anyone made a gunt quote generator? that'd be really funny i think

There’s more than enough content to load into a GPT

 

[The Big Dream]

There’s more than enough content to load into a GPT

I created a module for NovelAI with what transcripts I could scrap together. Here are some choice selections:

I am going to tell you what I am going to do. I am going to kill you. I am going to kill you and then I am going to kill your dog. I am going to kill your dog and then I am going to kill your mother.

The trolls at Kiwi Farms are the worst, they're the absolute WORST! I don't even want to think about them. They make me sick, I can't even think about it... they make me wanna puke... they make me wanna barf up a little bit of my breakfast and I'm not gonna do that because this is a classy show, but if you go down to Kiwi Farms there's a lot of people on there who really make me sick, they really do, they're the fucking scum of the earth, they're the lowest of the low, they're like parasites or something. It's disgusting how they just sit there in their mom's basement all day long making fun of other people and laughing about it with eachother. I mean, fuck, these guys, they're so bad, they're so bad. They're just bad people, they're bad for the world, they should be locked away in some kind of mental institution or prison where they belong. That's what I say. Fuck them. They suck. And then the people who support them, like you, you're supporting these trolls as well, you're enabling them. You're giving them money, you're giving them attention, you're giving them power and influence, and it's disgusting. Fuck those guys, you know? Fuck 'em, man. FUCK 'EM!

*chuckles*

You're fucking hilarious, you fucking prick. I'm getting paid to say this! Fuckin' hilarious, huh?! Yeah, but you know what? The funny thing about it is that you don't even understand how much money you've made me and how much money you've put into my pocket with your bullshit lies! Oh yeah? Well, here's a newsflash for ya...I am gonna make so much more than you ever will, bitch! Because I have integrity, motherfucker! I do not lie to people like you do! And I'll tell you something else, if you think that I'm going down on my knees for some bitch like you...you can go fuck yourself, motherfucker! You are a lying piece of shit! I hope you die in the worst way possible, you sonofabitch! Fucking asshole! *chuckles*

"Ohh, ohh, ohh, he's just mad because I'm richer than him." Yeah, well guess what? I'm also better looking than you and I have a bigger cock than you do, bitch! And you know what else? Your wife fucks niggers like you when she goes out clubbing every week!

From: "Dan" <dan@puppies.com>

To: "Bin Laden, Osama" <binladen@godhatesamerica.net>

Subject: Re: Bitch bitch bitch

You know what, I guess you are right about that.

You're a piece of shit and you need to get off the air. This is your last chance, motherfucker. If I ever see you again on my show, or if you ever talk about me on the internet, you will die. It's as simple as that. You're going to die. Rand , you're dead. And don't think I won't kill you myself. Don't think that. Don't fuck with me, bitch! Go suck some dick for me! Go suck some cock for me, you worthless fucking cocksucking cunt!

"You know what? Fuck you!"

"Fuck you! You know what, fuck you. Go get your little bitch ass out of here."

The camera cuts off there but the audio continues for several minutes as they argue back and forth. At one point, Rand tells him he's being "a fucking dickhead," which is when the guy says:

"I've got a better idea, why don't you go fuck yourself?"

At another point, Ralph calls Rand a "dickbag" and then says, "fuck you, you motherfucking piece of shit."

Eventually, someone else comes into the room and yells at them to shut up before they get kicked out. The video ends with the guy saying, "I hope you die, you stupid son of a bitch."

Not included: lots and lots of rape fantasy

 

[SilkyJohnson]

Hey Ethan, get Pantsu to do another totally trad and cool and not at all embarrassing anime impression in public.

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Anime and autism is a potent combination indeed.

 

[MadStan]

It's Atlantic City.

Oh shit. They raised the class of the place. My bad! ha ha!

 

[JustStopDude]

Oh shit. They raised the class of the place. My bad! ha ha!

The joke is that if you piss off one of the five families (Italian Mafia in NYC), they kill you. If you really fuck up, they send you to Atlantic City.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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Ralph is lying about being "kept" from his son. This is despite the fact he has publicly acknowledged that a visitation regime was proposed to him by Faith, but that in return he would have to pay the child support that he owed.

Ralph refused, because he doesn't want to pay the money - despite it being reasonable under California law - and because he wanted a more active visitation schedule. Although, given he lives thousands of miles away this is incredibly unrealistic.

Since then he has yet to carry out the necessary actions to expedite seeing his son. Just as he dragged his feet on a paternity test.

I'm being kept from muh son, who I said I would reroll, who I said I wouldn't pay a dime for, that I would never pay for a paternity test and that it was too expensive for the visitation on offer.

Ultimately, Ralph has shown he can't even put aside his petty personal grudges for access to his children...

Who is Alexander btw?

 

[heathercho]

Who is Alexander btw?

Forget that, who the fuck is Amanda? Why all the formality?

He took one trip to the Hamptons Atlantic City and all of a sudden it's all "the royal we" and shit.

 

[InwardsStink]

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Ralph is lying about being "kept" from his son. This is despite the fact he has publicly acknowledged that a visitation regime was proposed to him by Faith, but that in return he would have to pay the child support that he owed.

Ralph refused, because he doesn't want to pay the money - despite it being reasonable under California law - and because he wanted a more active visitation schedule. Although, given he lives thousands of miles away this is incredibly unrealistic.

Since then he has yet to carry out the necessary actions to expedite seeing his son. Just as he dragged his feet on a paternity test.

I'm being kept from muh son, who I said I would reroll, who I said I wouldn't pay a dime for, that I would never pay for a paternity test and that it was too expensive for the visitation on offer.

Ultimately, Ralph has shown he can't even put aside his petty personal grudges for access to his children...

Who is Alexander btw?

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Ralph is lying about being "kept" from his son. This is despite the fact he has publicly acknowledged that a visitation regime was proposed to him by Faith, but that in return he would have to pay the child support that he owed.

Ralph refused, because he doesn't want to pay the money - despite it being reasonable under California law - and because he wanted a more active visitation schedule. Although, given he lives thousands of miles away this is incredibly unrealistic.

Since then he has yet to carry out the necessary actions to expedite seeing his son. Just as he dragged his feet on a paternity test.

I'm being kept from muh son, who I said I would reroll, who I said I wouldn't pay a dime for, that I would never pay for a paternity test and that it was too expensive for the visitation on offer.

Ultimately, Ralph has shown he can't even put aside his petty personal grudges for access to his children...

Who is Alexander btw?

He's just using this shit to get donation and pity from his MGTOW audience who eats up this story about "I am being kept from seeing muh son". He waited almost an entire year to even petition for paternity because he didn't give a single shit about Xander until Kiwifarms bullied him enough to start the process, nobody has EVER kept him from doing any of it. He is still not working towards seeing his son and instead wasting money on vacations instead of filing paperwork. Even if he got visitation with Xander once a month he wouldn't go see him more than once or twice before he got bored of the traveling.

Let's also not forget that Vickers has let it be known that one of their conditions for him seeing Xander was that Ralph has to do regular drug testing. That's the real reason Ralph will never get to see his son. He loves to get high more than his own flesh and blood. Plus he is too much of a broke loser to afford even $1,100 a month.

 

[GaryGrey]

Why would anyone do something as despicable as using their infant to get points on social media? Anytime someone does that they should be reminded with this tweet. Just replace whore with gunt.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Right. Ralph thinks he's entitled to sex regardless. Some recall that he said on air, and I'm paraphrasing, "I bought that bitch a meal. Bitches don't eat for free, if you know what I mean". That statement and the half a gram of cocaine in your pocket is really all you need. It's astounding how any females know this full well and still tolerate speaking to him. And yes I know they're all mentally ill damaged goods and he's a predator in this regard.

Of the women The Gunt has known intimately how many have not been paid escorts, plied with drink and drug, or allegedly groomed? Ade and PantsuParty are the only names I can think of though I'm not at all up on The Gunt's relationship with Ade.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Ralph is lying about being "kept" from his son. This is despite the fact he has publicly acknowledged that a visitation regime was proposed to him by Faith, but that in return he would have to pay the child support that he owed.

Ralph refused, because he doesn't want to pay the money - despite it being reasonable under California law - and because he wanted a more active visitation schedule. Although, given he lives thousands of miles away this is incredibly unrealistic.

Since then he has yet to carry out the necessary actions to expedite seeing his son. Just as he dragged his feet on a paternity test.

I'm being kept from muh son, who I said I would reroll, who I said I wouldn't pay a dime for, that I would never pay for a paternity test and that it was too expensive for the visitation on offer.

Ultimately, Ralph has shown he can't even put aside his petty personal grudges for access to his children...

Who is Alexander btw?

Wow, Ralph got to spend Sunday glued in front of a computer screen!? Truly a rare treat for the fat man who sits in front of screens every waking hour. With all the hard work he does caring for Rozy a day of sitting on his ass in front of a computer ignoring the child he can see was certainly an appropriate way for Ralph to spend Fathers Day.

I still can’t get over his Mother’s Day gift to Pantsu. Nothing a new nursing mother wants more than being driven eight hours to go to a double header in the cold with a month old baby. Ralph a-logged his baby mama #2 on her first mother’s day. Pantsu should have entered Gunt on a 5k stroller walk for Fathers Day.

 

[LadiosSopp]

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Oh Ralph you silly little pig. Thinking we wouldn't notice you referring to your horse concubine by her actual name after we were commenting that you never do so. So easily controlled, the Rage Pig is.

 

[AnOminous]

Forget that, who the fuck is Amanda? Why all the formality?

He took one trip to the Hamptons Atlantic City and all of a sudden it's all "the royal we" and shit.

Atlantic City is an absolute shithole and only a step up from a shithole like West Memphis.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Forget that, who the fuck is Amanda? Why all the formality?

He took one trip to the Hamptons Atlantic City and all of a sudden it's all "the royal we" and shit.

More like The Hampton Inn

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Oh Ralph you silly little pig. Thinking we wouldn't notice you referring to your horse concubine by her actual name after we were commenting that you never do so. So easily controlled, the Rage Pig is.

I was actually about to post this exact same thing because I thought no one else caught it but you beat me to it. I wonder how long before he drops the "Cozy Rozy" cringe label but we know that probably won't happen anytime soon because he has to act like a faggot for Fuentes.

 

[Obscura539]

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Whoa. Is this a rebranding of Pantsu? First time I've ever seen him refer to her with that name. I guess the Pantsu namesake is tied too much to pedophilia. I wonder when her twitter is just going to be #justcatholicwife things. Well, I guess she would have to be married first. Which, will never happen. Ever. Pantsu is just a tool for a pig-man, which I argue is a fate worst than being a pig-man.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Whoa. Is this a rebranding of Pantsu? First time I've ever seen him refer to her with that name. I guess the Pantsu namesake is tied too much to pedophilia. I wonder when her twitter is just going to be #justcatholicwife things. Well, I guess she would have to be married first. Which, will never happen. Ever. Pantsu is just a tool for a pig-man, which I argue is a fate worst than being a pig-man.

She’d not only have to be a wife, but a Catholic too. Then again reality has never interfered with their grift. Being “trad” for Pantsu is no different than picking out a cosplay outfit for the next anime convention.

If Ralph really wanted to trad LARP he should have married Faith. He chose Pantsu because he prefers dirty whore that likes sucking troon dick, thinks underage girls are sexy and wants to have multiple sexual partners in bed with Gunt. Ralph has made it very clear he prefers dirty whores and he finally found one he didn’t have to give all his coke to for sexual services.