Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I checked Bob's account on Socialblade to see how it's doing and somehow he's been gaining followers over the past few days instead of losing them. What do we think, he paid for one of the 'follow' services to try and pretend his career isn't going to shit?

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Bob can't even get the will to pay for actual things to grow his channel. There's no way that he'd pay for bots, not even taking into account his ability to pay for it.

I'm more amazed that on June 11 he ended up with a loss of 52 tweets. I went to see if he wiped out that entire day and no, there's still 37 tweets up. I don't know how that math adds up.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The Jan 6th thing is on right now, so the Twitterati have to be in full "the people who shat on desks caused 9/11 x 10" mode.

I can't afford bread or milk at the supermarket, but some redneck took a shit on Pelosi's desk so that's what the world has to worry about.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bobby has experiences with chicks who were into Objectivism.

"Then I turned 17." Says something that he puts the "I grew up" age at 17, an age most of us look back on and cringe at how juvenile we were.

Also, all I'm getting from his tortured metaphor is that he claims he got some o' that when he was of a similar mindset, which he claims to have shed when he was in his teens. So, there's a lot of Randian jailbait sex maniacs out there, huh?

It amazes me how he has to frame his fictional conquests as "wisdom" to his inferiors. If I needed to invent a fictional encounter (because I fell on my head I guess) I wouldn't frame it as an entire class of something. "Yeah, in the summer of 2011 I went to a friend's wedding and I hooked up with one of the bridesmaids." not "We're talking about bridesmaids? Ma boi, I'll have you know that bridesmaids as a class are absolute freaks in bed. Why, they're likely to have installed a sex swing in the hotel room! You can go from reception to fornication in less than 5 minutes!"

Bob can't even get the will to pay for actual things to grow his channel. There's no way that he'd pay for bots, not even taking into account his ability to pay for it.

I'm more amazed that on June 11 he ended up with a loss of 52 tweets. I went to see if he wiped out that entire day and no, there's still 37 tweets up. I don't know how that math adds up.

If he wiped the day he'd have net zero. He probably killed some old threads (about 90 individual tweets I guess?) from 2014orwhatever-2020 that someone pointed out were now problematic, leading to a net loss.

 

[Positron]

Bobby has a "head cold" and he can't sleep. So he goes squashing non-persons who badmouth Dykeyear.






Bobby emphatically doesn't want to waste time on non-persons.

What "circular argument" are we talking about?

Nick Parrott tacitly admits that he thinks people can be turned gay.


Nazis. The world needs to learn more about what Nazism really entails.

 

[Flexo]

I mean I know Bobby's "excuse" - "those people aren't innocent" but it still just bugs me. We all know he would go on and on about how some people are eternally guilty while his own past sins are no longer valid. Hell he runs with this excuse every time he gets the eugenics thing.



If it was supposed to be a father's day thing, then why does the film have two LESBIANS in it? Seems if you want to have the film be a major Father's day draw, two gay guys would really hammer home the point. But no, let's remove the father from our father's day movie because...

"Overthinker" has got to be one of the greatest ironic titles of all time because Bob has clearly never thought in his life.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Well now, that is impressive, since you can't have a fallacious logic technique "with" someone. He thinks that "loud argument" and "circular argument" are using the same meaning of "argument". Does he even know the word has more than one meaning?

What "circular argument" are we talking about?

For Bob? "I am good because I am smart because I am good because..."

If it was supposed to be a father's day thing, then why does the film have two LESBIANS in it?

Exactly! I mean... heh... really. Totally. What guy would watch a movie with lesbians, right?

(Closes Pornolab search tab.)

 

[Bolo]

Bobby has a "head cold" and he can't sleep. So he goes squashing non-persons who badmouth Dykeyear.

Had a good laugh here.

And Robert still goes on to simp for the mouse, like the good little culture war soldier that he is.

The funny part is, I kinda agree with Robert here, I don't buy much of the "go woke, get broke" claim people go over their clickbait videos and it isn't like Pixar wasn't open and front with their progressive views before nor having Ben Shapiro bitching about your movie is gonna movie the needle that much. There right wing podcasts might cause drama on social media, but IRL nobody gives a fuck about them.

Still, why does Robert bends himself into folds to justify a movie bombing "Oh well, it is going against Jurassic Park and Top Gun, it was a "Miscalculation"

Yeah... no. Disney/Pixar flicks with Disney market push shouldn't get behind a over long and battered franchise like Jurassic Park and Top Gun is a movie from last month.

Why not call as it is Robert? Toy Story is damaged goods, people might not have hated 4, but it was so mild and mediocre that it turned people off in the long run, and having this tenuous and confusing link to Lightyear as a weird "prequel not really".

And the same vibe permeates in every Pixar movie lately, competent mediocrity, well made movies, with a big budget to polish, scripts that work their characters to a satisfactory conclusion, but all the heart string pullers and tricks feel played out and there are other animated movies with a more interesting vision out there, and puting a gay kiss won't change dick if those Pixar movies still feel like they are from 2005.

Same with these new Disney animated movie like the Last Dragon movie, overplaying the "odd pair in a quest" structure and they all speak like they are from Tangled.

If you ignore the internet buzz about woke politics and shit, anyone can see that Disney animation is falling into the same funk that their movies were after the big renaissance in the 90's, where flicks like Hercules, Mulan and Tarzan, while good enough shows on their own, they come from a place that apes big hits with not a lot of personality of their own (well, Maybe Hercules not so much) and audiences are just going "meh" on them.

But no, Robert can't say shit about the mouse, otherwise that would be the same as handing a "W" to them nazis.

 

[Koby_Fish]

"Then I turned 17." Says something that he puts the "I grew up" age at 17, an age most of us look back on and cringe at how juvenile we were.

Also, all I'm getting from his tortured metaphor is that he claims he got some o' that when he was of a similar mindset, which he claims to have shed when he was in his teens. So, there's a lot of Randian jailbait sex maniacs out there, huh?

It amazes me how he has to frame his fictional conquests as "wisdom" to his inferiors. If I needed to invent a fictional encounter (because I fell on my head I guess) I wouldn't frame it as an entire class of something. "Yeah, in the summer of 2011 I went to a friend's wedding and I hooked up with one of the bridesmaids." not "We're talking about bridesmaids? Ma boi, I'll have you know that bridesmaids as a class are absolute freaks in bed. Why, they're likely to have installed a sex swing in the hotel room! You can go from reception to fornication in less than 5 minutes!"




If he wiped the day he'd have net zero. He probably killed some old threads (about 90 individual tweets I guess?) from 2014orwhatever-2020 that someone pointed out were now problematic, leading to a net loss.

Does the United States have 'close-in-age' exceptions to the Underage sex prohibitions? I know Canada does (if it's under like a 5 year age difference, it's a loophole). I guess Bob's operating under the assumption that American teenagers (in the 1990s especially) were all having sex, and he wants everyone to think he was getting more ass than a toilet seat and this somehow made him cool (and also makes him seem desirable), but also getting ass from some really freaky, kinky Randian bitches. Of course I'm going to heavily press 'X' to doubt Bobby here, as I've seen pictures of him when he was a fatass kid, and I refuse to believe that a fatass teenager that looked like him could get ANY ass, kinky or otherwise, looking like he does. It has all the credibility of using Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret or Blubber to groom teenage girls into a threesome (that he implied he FILMED in one of his videos).

Like, I'm like about 9 years OLDER than Bob, and I ain't buying his wisdom of the ages bullshit he's trying to sell. Half the people on Twitter are probably rolling their eyes anytime they see his "I'm 40, I'M AN OLD MAN WHERE'S MY DENTURES AND CANE I AM VERY SMAHT, LISTEN TO MY WISDOM AND RESPECT ME" act, when they can channel Timur Hahn and go, "Guess what Bob, I'm OLDER than YOU, STFD STFU".

Bobby has a "head cold" and he can't sleep. So he goes squashing non-persons who badmouth Dykeyear.
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Bobby emphatically doesn't want to waste time on non-persons.
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What "circular argument" are we talking about?

Nick Parrott tacitly admits that he thinks people can be turned gay.
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Nazis. The world needs to learn more about what Nazism really entails.
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Well now, that is impressive, since you can't have a fallacious logic technique "with" someone. He thinks that "loud argument" and "circular argument" are using the same meaning of "argument". Does he even know the word has more than one meaning?

For Bob? "I am good because I am smart because I am good because..."


Exactly! I mean... heh... really. Totally. What guy would watch a movie with lesbians, right?

(Closes Pornolab search tab.)

I'm just going to go out on a limb and suggest that Bob doesn't ackshually know what a circular argument actually is. Though it's likely he thinks in simplistic terms and is trying to make the argument that people are saying that "If something goes broke, it was woke. If it goes woke, it will go broke" (which also proves not only that Bob doesn't understand circular arguments, he doesn't understand arguments, period, AND he's strawmanning the entire concept of 'get woke go broke').

 

[Mola Ram]

Does the United States have 'close-in-age' exceptions to the Underage sex prohibitions? I know Canada does (if it's under like a 5 year age difference, it's a loophole)

It varies by state, but most of them do. They're informally called "Romeo & Juliet laws" and the exact calculation depends on what state you're in. They're usually determined both by some absolute limit (like, say, no age difference will make banging someone under 13 legal) and age differentials (it's idiotic to prosecute a 19 year old having sex with a 17 year old). I'd look them up by state if you're curious.

Whatever the case is in Massachusetts, I would assume it was irrelevant to Bob's social life.

 

[Flexo]

Exactly! I mean... heh... really. Totally. What guy would watch a movie with lesbians, right?

(Closes Pornolab search tab.)

I hope you're not doing that with your family...

(My interest in lesbians is inversely proportional to the amount of clothes they are wearing.)

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

Moving on is a must, even if some leftovers like subconscious influences in tastes remain. Powerleveling a bit, I know a guy who had an obvious crush on a girl from my class, she wasn't into him and yet he kept on. She was a short haired blonde girl, tall. I bumped into this guy by chance at a restaurant some years later, and his current girlfriend was precisely like that to the point I thought they were the same person for a hot second lol!

But he did get another girlfriend. Which puts him up at least two more women than Bob has.

 

[BubbleButt]

I hope his insulin goes up in cost another 400%

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Blobby, Blobby, Blobby, Blobby

When you lie make it believable.

No Objectivist is going to fuck you.

Rule 1 to Objectivism: Personal Happiness.

Blobby anyone who puts their personal happiness 1st would never fuck you.

The only people who would even consider fucking you would only do it for money or pity and with both they're sacrificing personal happiness.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob can't even get the will to pay for actual things to grow his channel. There's no way that he'd pay for bots, not even taking into account his ability to pay for it.

I'm more amazed that on June 11 he ended up with a loss of 52 tweets. I went to see if he wiped out that entire day and no, there's still 37 tweets up. I don't know how that math adds up.

I think he's just going back through his timeline and deleting tweets he thinks might get him mocked or in trouble. And he's still tweeting more than 30 times a day.

 

[JayHarrison]

Reply button woes. Looks like I'm gonna have to transcribe the first part ot my commentary (reference post here).

Twitter user Tedsquare23: Anyone detected any clear signs of themselves moving right politically, [sic] as they get older?

Moviebob: I'm significantly further left than I was in my 20s--yet [...] I find that now an abundance of "communists" who turn out [...] Stalin memes are now ideologically Reaganite social-conservatives [sic]...

Positron: As I repeatedly say, there are only two reasons that prevent people from becoming conservative when they get older: 1) they have someone else do the conserving for them (e.g. old money; tenured academic) or 2) they have nothing in their lives worth conserving whatsoever -- no money, no property, no spouse, no children.

...or, in Moviebob's case, no soul, no intelligence, no empathy, no standards, no morality...

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Rachel Palermo, Deputy Communications Director to Commie Harris: "Vice President Kamala Harris [sic] will inaugurate a task force [...] to curb online harassment, fulfilling one of the Biden campaign's promises in the wake of a mass shooting that highlights a link between online abuse and violence.

Twitter user JeremiahDixon97: It's INFLATION, price of gas, crime, supply chain, interest rates, south border and illegals, drug overdose deaths YOU IDIOTS.

Moviebob: "IT'S INFLATION!!!!" Nothing is ever these people's own fault, the answer is always "let's do a shooting!"...

OH, FUCK YOU, BOB!!!

Moviebob: ...someone decided "stupid bigots" were an endangered species?

Belive me Bob: There's no shortage of stupid bigots. You are, quite obviously, one of them.

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NBC News: A dozen elementary school-age children consumed floor sealant that they believed was milk at a breakfast program in Alaska...

Moviebob: "We have too much [...] government regulation of food safety, also schools." -- Republicans, my entire life

Positron: Is there a single bad thing in this world that Bobby won't blame on Republicians?

Of course not! You have to remember that it was those worthless, troglodytic Republicans who stole the fyuuchaa Moviebob EARNED. Had those troglodytics Republics done their duty and voted for Führer Hillary, Moviebob's artificial stupidity would have been fast-tracked into speaking with extraterrestrials.

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Positron: CBS goons pretend to be reporters and are arrested.

Chad Pergram, Fox News Congressional correspondent: Fox confirms that group of persons associated with The Late Show With Stephen Colbert were arrested [June 17, 2022] and charged with illegal entry [...] the people were arrested in the Longworth House Office Building. The group was in the Cannon House Office Building earlier in the day around the time of the 1/6 committee hearing.

Moviebob, fascist: Actual white-nationalist terrorists we take our sweet time grabbing, but if Trimph the Comic Dog is in the wrong spot at the wrong time of day his ass is grass--priorities!

Translated from Dumbfuck to English: "Trespassing is perfectly acceptable when my team does it."

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Glenn Greenwald: Julian Assange is [...] one of the most accomplished, pioneering, and consequential journalists of his time [...] precisely the reason he's in prison [...] most of the U.S. corporate media class--knowing how he shames them--is silent, if not cheering.

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Georgian Representative: If we really care about the 1st Amendment, then we should care about Julian Assange. Freedom of Press is the protection of the ability to expose the truth and publish it. This should always be protected and this freedom should always be handled with the most respect.

Moviebob, freedumb advocate: "No, you see--she calls out the B.S. on BOTH SIDES! That's why you know you can TRUST HER!!!"

MTG's more trustworthy than you are, Bob.

Positron: Strangely, Bobby is now "ambivalent" about Julian Assange, while his nutter pal reminds him that he cannot condemn Assange without condemning Brad Manning as well.

Moviebob: I'm ambivalent about Julian Assange.

LOL!

Moviebob: Nothing that happens will change any kind of precendent for any other journalist [...] if the bad guys want to fuck your rights and are in power, they just WILL.

"Bad guys who want to fuck your rights while in power" is exactly the kind of candidates Moviebob actually wants in power (see Führer Hillary as Bob's prime example).

Moviebob: ...if they let [Assange] rot? Serves him right for helping Trump.

Fuck you, Bob. Trump was no angel, but Hillary was pure, unrefined evil--E-X-actly like you, Bob.

Moviebob: ...if they let him go? Also doesn't change a thing, but don't expect me to lift a finger.

You don't lift any fingers for anyone but yourself, Bob. You have NEVER... LIFTED... A FUCKING... FINGER... FOR ANYONE besides yourself.

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Twitter user 5Lexeus: I remember seeing in your Big Picture videos that you considered yourself agnostic [...] are you still agnostic, or did you become an atheist since that time?

Moviebob, ag-hole: I'm agnostic about religion. I'm opposed to stupidity.

If Moviebob had anything that resembled honesty: "I'm opposed to religion. I'm agnostic about my own stupidity."

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Positron: Let's entertain more speculations about the nature of Bobby's blood.

Razörfist: "My blood type is Velveeta." --Moviebob, apparently.

Sexy Senior Citizen: I'm afraid I must disagree with Razorfist here. Everyone knows Bob's blood type is Pabst.

Laughingjoke2: I'm going to go with Mike's Hard Lemonade. Pabst just sounds to working class for him.

Mola Ram: No average liquor seems to adequately convey the presumed glutinousness of Bob's putrid ichor. Maybe, "Bob's blood type is Jell-O shots."

Flexo: Blood type: Marinara sauce.

Mr._Blonde: Everybody knows Movieblob's blood type is Mountain Dew

Twitter user michele_apiciel: If you scratch moviebob he bleeds hotdog filling [sic]

I don't agree with any of these hypotheses. If I were to levy a guess, I'd say that Moviebob's blood type is extra-chunky sausage gravy.

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YAY! The Reply button's working again!

Bobby has experiences with chicks who were into Objectivism.
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Jack V Lloyd might be "used", but at least whoever "use" him are unlikely to be trannies.

Jack V. Loyd is correct here. As of 3:00pm on 2022.06.20, Lloyd has about 8,400 tweets as opposed to Moviebob's nearly 282,000. If anything, we know a lot more about what Moviebob's for that Lloyd by about a 34:1 ratio.

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"The insurrection is ongoing".
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What's so wrong with insurrections anyway? Obama and his triple-bracket pals started insurrections all over the world.

It's Team Jackass--not Team Elephant--whose actions are actively, aggressively threatening America and its democracy.

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Leftist intellectuals who hate America have another paradise nearby.
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They have the "Ministry of Equality" but we have the "Ministry of Truth" under Biden. Decisions, decisions...

Is a "Ministry of Ownership" next for the Biden-Harris regime?

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And the communities most at risk are poor people, not middle-class trannies.

Does anyone righteously believe Moviebob cares about... nope. Not gonna finish that question. I already know the answer.

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It is a pity that Bobby wasn't the publicity manager for Trump; Biden wouldn't have stood a chance!
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Recall that Bobby recently said that he believed that people vote by TV logic.

From what I can gather, at least Trump seems to be physically strong enough to do that. Fuckwit in Chief Biden can barely open an ice cream wrapper.

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Yet, Moviebob has been spewing many an undeniable "fact", provided said "facts" comport completely to Bob's political worldview.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I don't agree with any of these hypotheses. If I were to levy a guess, I'd say that Moviebob's blood type is extra-chunky sausage gravy.

my money's on it being a mixture of piss and vinegar

 

[Positron]

 

[make_it_so]

Next time Blobbert uses the lame "Ask yer mum" comeback, people should reply "my mom isn't into Neanderthals."

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Next time Blobbert uses the lame "Ask yer mum" comeback, people should reply "my mom isn't into Neanderthals."

dude what did homo neanderthalensis ever do to you

(I mean, seriously, to compare them to Bob? That's just mean. And inaccurate. For one thing, they had large braincases.)

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"A lot of people will follow the crowd" ~troon socialist
You don't fucking say?