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Dare to be Stupid would work too.Weird Al’s Fat would be Bob’s theme song because he’s fat.
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Dare to be Stupid would work too.Weird Al’s Fat would be Bob’s theme song because he’s fat.
Maybe, but unless you've been friendzoned by literally every single woman on the planet there's no excuse to not move on and try your luck with someone else. This holding a torch bullshit is part of why society is the way it is.that the Friend Zone is an inescapable void of sadness and frustraction.
There would be enough estrogen to eventually turn him into Jim Sterlings wife or Jim himselfMovieBob should prove his allegiance to Disney by switching his small quantity of McDonalds to these:
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Precisely, I could write entire paragraphs about this but it would veer off-topic, but you couldn't be more precise if you wanted. Guys who are stuck "in the friendzone" with a single woman need to wake up and carry on hunting before the sun sets, you don't spend your whole life trying to bag prey that won't go down from your rounds!Maybe, but unless you've been friendzoned by literally every single woman on the planet there's no excuse to not move on and try your luck with someone else. This holding a torch bullshit is part of why society is the way it is.
Jim is just Bob with a dress. They are both entitled assholes who worked in the same place, who burned bridges to the ground over their own ego, two obese blobs of narcissism who hate everyone outside their little worlds. Jim would probably be Bob's brother in law if Chris' tastes go that far however lol!There would be enough estrogen to eventually turn him into Jim Sterlings wife or Jim himself
I think it was the 2012 one. But don't quote me on that. I'm pretty sure when Bob talks about having sex, he's talking about incidents like this where he's in a hotel room in proximity to a woman, not touching but as close as one will allow him to be. So he counts that as a sexual encounter.Oh, yeah, black-and-blue there is wearing an Escapist Expo shirt (that should almost give a year - they only had two or three of those as I recall). They're probably all staff or at least con lackeys.
No idea why a site with this wellspring of wit and charm at the helm went bust.
With Bob, he genuinely believes he's smart, witty and charming enough to get out of the friend zone and into the DMs. He ignored all signs of Lindsay hating him, even when she mocked him and called him Film Robert, because he could not wrap his tiny little brain around the idea that they weren't friends who would one day become something more, until she outright told him to fuck off.Precisely, I could write entire paragraphs about this but it would veer off-topic, but you couldn't be more precise if you wanted. Guys who are stuck "in the friendzone" with a single woman need to wake up and carry on hunting before the sun sets, you don't spend your whole life trying to bag prey that won't go down from your rounds!
Moving on is a must, even if some leftovers like subconscious influences in tastes remain. Powerleveling a bit, I know a guy who had an obvious crush on a girl from my class, she wasn't into him and yet he kept on. She was a short haired blonde girl, tall. I bumped into this guy by chance at a restaurant some years later, and his current girlfriend was precisely like that to the point I thought they were the same person for a hot second lol!
Bringing the topic to Bob, this is actually related as Bob can't fucking move on from anything. He's like Chris Chan, still reeling over shit that happened twenty fucking years ago, dreaming about women who have long been married and haven't thought about him in ages, viscerally hating his bullies from the day and never forgiving them for what they did to him. The Hot Dog girl episode shows this very clearly, Bob got kicked out of her Twitter some 6 fucking times and he keeps coming back and thinking he's a friend of hers for posing together in a convention once!
Bob thinks he can do this in real life:it always shocks me that Bob can claim to be right about everything from political theory to survival skills…
Yet he can’t figure out a diet, how to dress himself, or basic excercise.
Really says something.
Kari Lake is a local news anchor who left her job to run for Governor after being "successful" on MAGA Twitter by trying to dunk on every trending Blue Check she could and repeating anything anyone says about the 2020 election being stolen including that it was a communist plot orchestrated by Republicans in Arizona that she has basically promised to throw in jail without trial if elected. Her "campaign" has mostly consisted of jumping on anything that trends on Twitter and making red meat comments about it without ever stopping to learn anything about the subjects. Since she has Trump's endorsement that makes her the frontrunner in the primary.
She's perfect for Bob and I hope they spend many happy years together.
With Bob, he genuinely believes he's smart, witty and charming enough to get out of the friend zone and into the DMs. He ignored all signs of Lindsay hating him, even when she mocked him and called him Film Robert, because he could not wrap his tiny little brain around the idea that they weren't friends who would one day become something more, until she outright told him to fuck off.
It'd be interesting to see how many times this has happened before. I can see former employers hinting that he needs to be nicer to the customers and coworkers, only to later come right out and say "Clean up your act", which Bob assumes comes out of nowhere because he thought how he was acting previously was acceptable. His parents probably hinted that being a thirty-year-old man who still lives with his parents was pathetic, but he never caught on. And yes, you could call this autism, but the levels of delusion Bob has shown in the past feels more like a willful ignorance so he can live in a world where he's the hero.
Bob has hinted that anytime he sees a nice tall hot librarian (his type), 9.9 times out of 10 they turn out to be MAGAnaise Ghoulen of the Qtard variety, which instantly kills his boner. I'm not sure how picky Bob is, but at his age and with his looks, beggars really can't be choosers if they want those hypothetical grandchildren that Bob keeps talking about before the diabetic neuropathy gets him and renders him completely impotent. "Ahm a Youtube celebrity" probably doesn't carry a whole lot of weight in the Discount Dave and Busters' joints. And if that didn't put them off, they'd all be scared off by the same thing that prompted Lindsay Ellis to soft-block him 6 times before she had to spell shit out for him. But nope, Blob is in denial about his quasi-exterminationist views ("It's OK, I just want to exterminate the people that vote Republican so that there will be only Democrats left to save the spehds and dahkies and LGBTLMNOP's. Get rid of Republicans, get rid of the threat to the muhnorities FOREVER. This is Justice and I ahm very smaht" - Bob, probably)It would be fucking hilarious if Bob found himself the woman of his dreams, who miraculously is into him as well, only to find out she's a QTard. He would toil every day from the pain after the sweet moments, and as we all know he is a colossal coward he would probably stay quiet in front of her instead of engaging, and the most poetic part of all that would be that she would be actually more moderate than he is!
Bob will never admit it, but he's the best propaganda tool Trump could ever hope for. You can put him with the most rabid and delusional QTard to debate, and Bob would make the other guy look like the more pleasant option even as they ramble on about adrenochrome and all sorts of horseshit precisely because Bob is himself a living strawman who actually wants the destruction of the red states and the genocide of their people!
I don't doubt Bob had himself some successes, but it's more of a matter of him finding equally desperate women wanting company. Nowhere near the scale he claims, of course, and we need to bear in mind that cows like Fatso Jack are sometimes married, meaning that even human blobs with the personality and charisma of a putrid sack of horseshit are capable of meeting people that like them. I haven't seen any instances of Bob being an asshole about the women he likes, so it might be that the one exception to his narcissistic tard raging is having a realistic taste in women, which is frankly the one time I would be positively surprised by Bob!
But, the point is precisely this: Bob is a wildly aggressive narcissist who is always tard raging about something. This guy could land the job of his dreams with a complimentary apartment in a luxury building with a phonebook thick list of amenities, a Mercedes as a company car and a personal office and he would still be fucking miserable as long as everything that he hates exists, and it's a colossal fucking list!
This comes precisely from his main character syndrome, the seeds of his worldview of heroes and villains go deep. It's pretty clear that Bob has been a miserable asshole since his days in school, and he doesn't realize that he is the one perpetuating his own misery by continuing to act like an unhinged asshole to complete strangers every fucking day. In fact, nowadays he could be 100% the manbaby he is and keep writing his horseshit "reviews" about movies and he could probably still have a career as long as he toned himself to act like a minimally nice person and put some actual work into writing something with some value other than political sperging. Bob's story would be tragic if he didn't go out of his fucking way to be a noxious asshole at every fucking chance he gets!
I think what's really killing Bob's erection is his mounds of fat cutting off blood flow to his penis.Bob has hinted that anytime he sees a nice tall hot librarian (his type), 9.9 times out of 10 they turn out to be MAGAnaise Ghoulen of the Qtard variety, which instantly kills his boner. I'm not sure how picky Bob is, but at his age and with his looks, beggars really can't be choosers if they want those hypothetical grandchildren that Bob keeps talking about before the diabetic neuropathy gets him and renders him completely impotent. "Ahm a Youtube celebrity" probably doesn't carry a whole lot of weight in the Discount Dave and Busters' joints. And if that didn't put them off, they'd all be scared off by the same thing that prompted Lindsay Ellis to soft-block him 6 times before she had to spell shit out for him. But nope, Blob is in denial about his quasi-exterminationist views ("It's OK, I just want to exterminate the people that vote Republican so that there will be only Democrats left to save the spehds and dahkies and LGBTLMNOP's. Get rid of Republicans, get rid of the threat to the muhnorities FOREVER. This is Justice and I ahm very smaht" - Bob, probably)
Let's be honest, Bob is the human watermelon. His gut grows, while his tail shrivels up.I think what's really killing Bob's erection is his mounds of fat cutting off blood flow to his penis.
Anyone wanna tell both these clowns, how there are African students who have joined the Russian military to fight against the Ukraine neo nazi shit?
Let's see...looks like the Ghetto, guy is dressed like what if McHammer and 90's Will Smith decided to fuck and have a kid, combined with gang tattoos and writing on his hammer and this isn't problematic..because,...?
That's literally not eugenics, that's basic fucking medicine.
It bears repeating: every time I hear Bob make a "yer mum" joke, I'm tempted to retort with, "I'll ask her when I'm done with yours. I'll be sure to tip her generously since she has another mouth to feed living in her basement."View attachment 3404480
Holy shit the mad lad went and done it, he used "Rape Jokes aren't funny, Robert" in the context I specified it should be used. Patrick Tomlinson is truly thewe needed.
No worries, Bob's still a virgin and always will be. No woman would ever let somebody that looks like him get into raping distance of her.It bears repeating: every time I hear Bob make a "yer mum" joke, I'm tempted to retort with, "I'll ask her when I'm done with yours. I'll be sure to tip her generously since she has another mouth to feed living in her basement."
But damn, Patty boy delivered a savage one. The sad part is the only way Bob can have sex is if he rapes a woman. I imagine a prostitute would take a look at him and say, "keep the money."
If you asked that he'd unironically post the photo with Lindsey.Blobbo's recent "yer mum" comebacks lead me to believe he's been watching Jimmy Carr and trying to deliver cleaned up versions of his insults, which makes them even gayer than Blob's normal responses. To really "what is a woman" Blob and render him broken, twitter people should ask to see photos of him with an ex blurred out just to show it happened. He can't so he won't.