Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Holy shit, is this real? I've been a Bobologist for years and I've never seen this before. What is even the context here?

It's shown up on the thread before, though not for a while. Given the obvious hotel room location, I can only assume it was a con appearance from his Escapist days. Other than that, no clue.

Like Saturn Devouring His Son, I tell you.
 
I really want to know the story behind this picture. Who are these poor women? When did this take place? How many of them have since become full blown lesbians or turned to the soothing kiss of the noose? It haunts me like Goya's Black Paintings.
I remember someone saying that it was from some Escapist thing and all of those women were Escapist employees. I know we talked about it about a year or two ago when I was exposed to it. I'll see if I can dredge up something if someone else doesn't beat me to it.
 
Bobby's brain swells up so much that the entire lower 48 States can see it.
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Sure beats "vote for me because those who vote for my rival are deplorable".

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Indeed, "verifiable evidence isn't good enough for some quote unquote people":
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Even if Bobby's theory -- that food processing plants were on fire more often because of understaffing caused by covid -- he still have to explain why say warehouses -- and indeed offices, schools, churches, what have you -- were not proportionately involved.

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I don't think you can accuse people of "juvenality" when you stand for someone who regularly makes yer mom jokes.

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I like the name "Faith And Freedom Coalition". Faith in God grants you freedom, so you can be rid of the sin and the stupidity that shackle the likes of Bobby.
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Wut.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
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Trump, Rowling, Notch, Scott Adams, and Musk will be exactly as popular as they are now with or without Twitter. I can't say the same about members of the transsexual cabal like Kate "Chase" Strangio, "Alejandra" Callaballo, and Mx. Amanda Jetté Knox. And will people remember who MovieBob is if not for his daily crop of extremely dumb tweets?

Big Rat is very determined to rile up Star Wars fans.
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Ezra Miller is looking more and more like the typical transsexual groomer. This must be the biggest news during Shame Month.
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Dob Chipman:
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Luke is to be ostracized by his fellow troons because he doesn't believe in The Genocide.
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all of those women were Escapist employees.
Which means at least 30% of them are men.
 
Bob being so irrelevant to the point nobody watches his videos or cares about his thoughts about pop culture, but being relevant enough to get shat on by a gubernational candidate running for office in the opposite end of the country is interesting. He's barely relevant at all through his sheer vitriol and man-childishness.
I can't believe tens of thousands of people actually watch this insufferable douche every week.
 
Bobby's brain swells up so much that the entire lower 48 States can see it.
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Sure beats "vote for me because those who vote for my rival are deplorable".

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Indeed, "verifiable evidence isn't good enough for some quote unquote people":
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Even if Bobby's theory -- that food processing plants were on fire more often because of understaffing caused by covid -- he still have to explain why say warehouses -- and indeed offices, schools, churches, what have you -- were not proportionately involved.

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I don't think you can accuse people of "juvenality" when you stand for someone who regularly makes yer mom jokes.

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I like the name "Faith And Freedom Coalition". Faith in God grants you freedom, so you can be rid of the sin and the stupidity that shackle the likes of Bobby.
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Wut.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
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Trump, Rowling, Notch, Scott Adams, and Musk will be exactly as popular as they are now with or without Twitter. I can't say the same about members of the transsexual cabal like Kate "Chase" Strangio, "Alejandra" Callaballo, and Mx. Amanda Jetté Knox. And will people remember who MovieBob is if not for his daily crop of extremely dumb tweets?

Big Rat is very determined to rile up Star Wars fans.
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Ezra Miller is looking more and more like the typical transsexual groomer. This must be the biggest news during Shame Month.
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Dob Chipman:
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Luke is to be ostracized by his fellow troons because he doesn't believe in The Genocide.
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Which means at least 30% of them are men.
RazorFist takes frequent potshots at Bob. I wonder if Kari Lake has noticed him, too.
 
I just noticed Bob has a horrid overbite. Guess thats why he has the beard to hide the fact he looks like a fat hillbilly.
i noticed back when he made that cringeworthy "smile/grimace" avatar holding the can of hipster beer - he was very clearly shoving his lower jaw forward to make it look like his teeth can actually meet, which is why that pic looked so goddamn unnatural and uncanny valley-ish.
 
Bobby's brain swells up so much that the entire lower 48 States can see it.
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Sure beats "vote for me because those who vote for my rival are deplorable".
Well, given that Moviebob considers no tactic unacceptable, looks like Bob's taking the appropriate medicine.



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Indeed, "verifiable evidence isn't good enough for some quote unquote people":
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Even if Bobby's theory -- that food processing plants were on fire more often because of understaffing caused by covid -- he still have to explain why say warehouses -- and indeed offices, schools, churches, what have you -- were not proportionately involved.
But Moviebob is a self-anointed Thinker™. Moviebob doesn't need to do any research because whatever Moviebob says is gospel.



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I don't think you can accuse people of "juvenality" when you stand for someone who regularly makes yer mom jokes.
Not only that, but "yer mum" is as lazy a comeback as you can come up with. A Thinker™ like Moviebob should know that.

Fires set to food processing plants? Moviebob doesn't care.

Fires set to Republican (or other non-Democrat) politicians' households? Moviebob doesn't care.

Fires set to Democrat politicians' houses? Moviebob wants the arsonist's name!



I like the name "Faith And Freedom Coalition". Faith in God grants you freedom, so you can be rid of the sin and the stupidity that shackle the likes of Bobby.
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Moviebob is not a thinker, since Bob has not created anything that progresses huamity foward.

Moviebob only knows how to destroy, which means Moviebob is literally a believer.



The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
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Ironically, there is no acceptable time to root for Moviebob.



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Trump, Rowling, Notch, Scott Adams, and Musk will be exactly as popular as they are now with or without Twitter. I can't say the same about members of the transsexual cabal like Kate "Chase" Strangio, "Alejandra" Callaballo, and Mx. Amanda Jetté Knox. And will people remember who MovieBob is if not for his daily crop of extremely dumb tweets?
Nope. And whenever I check Moviebob's Twitter feed, I yearn to see Twitter's admins get their heads out of the clouds and finally give Bob's accounts a long-overdue death.
 
It's shown up on the thread before, though not for a while. Given the obvious hotel room location, I can only assume it was a con appearance from his Escapist days. Other than that, no clue.
Oh, yeah, black-and-blue there is wearing an Escapist Expo shirt (that should almost give a year - they only had two or three of those as I recall). They're probably all staff or at least con lackeys.

No idea why a site with this wellspring of wit and charm at the helm went bust.
 
I can't believe tens of thousands of people actually watch this insufferable douche every week.
In terms of scale, this is nothing. Bob might have some fans left from his days in the Escapist, not to mention hate views, but any movie critic worth their salt has more views than Bob. Apart from small time amateur channels, Bob is a fucking nobody in the scale of professional critics!

There are smaller amateur channels with more views than Bob's, his appeal is extremely limited even if you consider that less than a hundred of a percent of the U.S. Population is actually watching him, as this figure would be around 30 thousand people not factoring in hate viewers. Either way, Bob will never be a mainstream entertainment figure, even if he didn't burn all the bridges he burned to the ground his personality is awful, his content even worse and he is widely hated for his escapades for a good fucking reason!

Oh, yeah, black-and-blue there is wearing an Escapist Expo shirt (that should almost give a year - they only had two or three of those as I recall). They're probably all staff or at least con lackeys.

No idea why a site with this wellspring of wit and charm at the helm went bust.
The site still exists, but fuck me sideways if they didn't have the worst possible choices in hiring people. Fucking Bob, Jim Sterling, it's like they were looking for staff that was both insufferable and fucking bonkers!
Bob being so irrelevant to the point nobody watches his videos or cares about his thoughts about pop culture, but being relevant enough to get shat on by a gubernational candidate running for office in the opposite end of the country is interesting. He's barely relevant at all through his sheer vitriol and man-childishness.
Bob could actually be a successful content creator even with those traits as long as he had any competence in how he deals with people and knew how to be entertaining using his rage and immaturity. Fuck, lots of guys out there have careers in streaming and make money by being completely immature assholes, if fucking Hasan and xQc have careers, so could Bob if he wasn't as absurdly unlikeable as he is. Even worse, he could look the exact same and be a jolly fat guy who is fun to watch even if just to see him rage at a computer screen, but nobody wants to watch a grown man playing critic while being unable to write a single review worth a shit and being a colossal asshole of a person!
 
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Blobbo delaying his video because he's desperately trying to justify why he gave Lightyear a 9/10 when everyone's saying it's bland as fuck, or is he just going to skip it because it would be too obvious of a shill review?
MovieBob should prove his allegiance to Disney by switching his small quantity of McDonalds to these:
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The site still exists
Yeah, well, so does the Simpsons.

Those years where they were nothing but a staffless site to host ZP was about as close to a collapse as you can get without shutting down the servers. I hesitate to imply continuity between the original site and the resuscitated one, especially given how well their rehires like Russ Pitts and Bob turned out.

In fact, Shamus Young's regrettable passing helps point out the difference between their former and current content: I visited the Escapist today for the first time in a long time to read a Shamus Plays and found all the images in the articles I tried 404ed.

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