Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[hawkisnight]

I was driving today to work and saw a man walking a dog. What caught my attention was the guy limping or rather dragging his foot a bit. The funny part was that the dog was clearly also limping in very similar way to the owner. The dog imitated the owner. It reminded me about this thread.

Pewdiepie did a 'hey, let's get fitter and not sit in front of a screen all day' video years ago, and some follow-ups. And his audience consisted of teen boys and not 30+ ex-edgelords and simps with low self-esteem, so Felix' videos actually had some impact. Anisa thinking other content creators would ever take anything she does as inspiring is a level of cope I have not seen before.

It's becoming more and more funny to me how Ian and Anisa are like the Felix and Mariza from the Super Lame Dimension. They're trying so hard to be the 'it' couple of youtube.

Out of curiosity I image searched "Pewdiepie fit" and that's the first result:

Don't know if he still looks like that but damn. For someone who is internet content creator he looks great. I can see how can he inspire someone.

Compared to idubbz it's just... lol

He inspires no one.

 

[Table Country]

I was driving today to work and saw a man walking a dog. What caught my attention was the guy limping or rather dragging his foot a bit. The funny part was that the dog was clearly also limping in very similar way to the owner. The dog imitated the owner. It reminded me about this thread.


Out of curiosity I image searched "Pewdiepie fit" and that's the first result:
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Don't know if he still looks like that but damn. For someone who is internet content creator he looks great. I can see how can he inspire someone.

Compared to idubbz it's just... lol

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He inspires no one.

Ian looks like he's trying to cosplay Sam Hyde's fake girlfriend with that haircut.

 

[Squirrelcop]

Disagree. She managed to hide it better when she had long hair but her face is gross and weirdly disproportionate. She's not hideous by any means but she is not an attractive woman. Sure as shit not enough to be selling nudes of herself. Her completely toxic BPD personality makes her even more ugly to me.
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Hm point taken, she looks like Napoleon Dynamite sans the glasses. While Ian looks... well, like Napoleon Dynamite.

 

[Heartbreaker]

Screenshots from the Keem tweet

You have to be high IQ to produce a content cop. Apparently

Ah so that's why she's tried to kick the hornet's nest.

I thought it might have something to do with posts that have nothing to do with idubbbz not doing as well in comparison.

EDIT: Thanks for proving my point so quickly Anisa

 

[CharcoalChkn]

I'm not sure if she gains weight in weird places or she is shopping herself.

But she is certainly gaining in her face and getting a doughy chin but at the same time looks like she has lost weight in that selfie that Keen posted. I'm confused.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

Damn, Keemstar actually giving out good advice. It’s too bad Anisa can’t read.

 

[Prostolurk]

I'm not sure if she gains weight in weird places or she is shopping herself.

But she is certainly gaining in her face and getting a doughy chin but at the same time looks like she has lost weight in that selfie that Keen posted. I'm confused.

She's going crazy with the photoshop, in reality she's still built like a fridge. Since we know she reads her thread, I bet people pointing it out makes her lose her shit and go ham on the shooping in all her pictures.

 

[Jack Awful]

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Screenshots from the Keem tweet
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You have to be high IQ to produce a content cop. Apparently

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Ah so that's why she's tried to kick the hornet's nest.

I thought it might have something to do with posts that have nothing to do with idubbbz not doing as well in comparison.
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The theory isn't that he has the mind of a 2 year old, it's that he's a weak willed pussy whipped bitch that Anisa overpowers.

 

[Table Country]

Damn, Keemstar actually giving out good advice. It’s too bad Anisa can’t read.
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Advice Keem could do with taking himself but hypocrisy never ruined good advice.

 

[quickthrowaway]

Don't know if he still looks like that but damn. For someone who is internet content creator he looks great. I can see how can he inspire someone.

 

[Tonberry]

Screenshots from the Keem tweet
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You have to be high IQ to produce a content cop. Apparently

Holy shit that's impressive. Anisa reads people saying she's too controlling and never lets Ian do or say anything by himself anymore, and the first thing she does is speak for him on that matter. The irony is so surreal, yet it still flies high over her head. Nevermind 165, Anisa's IQ must be in the single digits.

Compared to idubbz it's just... lol

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He inspires no one.

I don't know, I feel like Ian's body is pretty inspiring, in a cautionary tale kind of way. Never stick your dick in crazy, or that's how you might end up.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

Well that was an interesting stream.

• Anisa started off complaining about internet haters thinking she has control over Ian
  • If she really had control over Ian, she would make him eat breakfast with her!
  • #freeian
  • "usually" she ignores hate, but she's seen 3 podcasts calling her manipulative and she can't take it
• Anisa says idubbbz is planning to make a live statement soon defending Anisa over the "Yoko Ono" statements
• The dogs are at daycare because Anisa and Idubbbz are going on a trip soon (to celebrate their anniversary/her birthday probably)
• Anisa praises Tana again for being strong willed about internet hate
  • Says she's sensitive and a pussy compared to Tana
• Anisa ultimately regrets doing Creator Clash because it put her in the spotlight again but negatively
  • She was "happy" before creating the boxing event
  • She's glad she raised money and that content creators thanked her but she questions if the new wave of hate was worth it

Spoiler: Anisa venting to randoms about haters

Tries to explain Idubbbz isn't edgy anymore but his content cops are still good and its okay to like them (??)

Spoiler: Reads mean comments about her on Keemstar's twitter for a solid minute

Someone in chat mentioned Sam and her Sister and she gets visibly upset and scrolls on her phone to verify.

Spoiler: texting her mom for help

Gets so triggered she calls her mother to help(wtf is her mom going to do about this? HEY MOM MY SISTER IS TALKING TO SAM HYDE, MAKE HER STOP!!! headass). Ends stream

She hates Sam so fucking much she'll call her mother and log off lol.

 

[Absurdity]

Ian was certainly in the upper percentiles back in the day, but Anisa seduced him back to the other side of the bell curve. Happens to the best of us. Now he is just a zombie shell of a man far too weighed down by the cares of an increasingly artificial woman who may one day have more plastics in her than the corpse of Lenin. His only hope is that she gets bored and trades up and out.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

A new day, a new comment cop

 

[glib]

On Ian's career​

• No Content cop
• No Gangnam
• No Overgrowth
• No Slenderman
• No Bad unboxing
  
  Anisa, Idubbbz, Ethan, Hasan, etc. are talking about all of this like, wow look at how the career has evolved, and its improvement, leaving the past in the past.

But i ask, what is the career now?
Modern Idubbbz videos in the last year:

• Not wearing masks is cringe.
• Vaccine incentives aren't good enough/not knowing what coercion is in the context of propaganda.
• Complaining about the designs on customizable t-shirts and car stickers.
• Watching people steal shit on surveillance cams, and reading local facebook pages like petty crime is hilarious, and not an issue for people.
• Talking about shitcoins related to logan paul.
• Sam Hyde Documentary that probably wasn't going to air.

"it has to happen...those videos were like a hit piece, and when you look back you cringe"
What so you either become Ethan Klein or Keemstar? Those are the only options that Idubbbz had? What the fuck happened? I used to watch this guy's videos, now it's like I'm watching this person become completely unlikable, and act like everyone he doesn't like is an asshole. Why would I give a fuck about these 14 minute rants about meaningless bullshit. Isn't this what AVGN did with his "You know what's bullshit?" or fucking this....

This is what Idubbbz does in between Louis Theroux style "documentaries" about youtube side characters.

What the fuck was the point of sinking a year into boxing? Oh was it to get money like those other big youtubers?
Is this all a fucking slow selling out, with no passion left for creativity or artistry? Thats what the quality and nature of the content tells me. Good luck with that.
For the record, I find it complete bullshit that Ian and Ethan are acting like Sam Hyde wasn't a big influence, that there isn't common comedic influence in their collective inspirations, and/or there isn't some sort of parallel thinking. They all were doing reaction content to internet crap in 2014, the difference is literally in how willing they are to go against the grain, and thus say something thats actually disarming, or insightful. Sam and Ian both did Kickstarter based react content...They both like to dress up in occupational outfits to create characters, they both go to derelict locations/weird places to film, and they both like the uncomfortable comedic stuff that comes from candid trolling.

So what the fuck? The missing piece is literally Anisa or money. which to me might as well be the same thing. The banal normality of it all, is completely boring and discardable.


Bonus for me was hearing:
"I can't get him to eat breakfast"
I thought Anisa's background in kinesiology and stuff was all about telling Idub when to eat and stuff? He doesn't get up in the morning to eat breakfast? Is this since creator clash, or was that going on during creator clash training, Yoko?

 

[Korpon]

A new day, a new comment cop
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Didn't those slimy fucks (at least Ethan) influence and take part with a couple of the content cops, like Keemstar, Leafy, and Ricegum's? Ethan trying to wash his hands of any involvement and deflecting it onto Ian and playing into this dumb redemption arc bullshit is laughable, meanwhile he ended up making Keemstar look like a saint in comparison to his own dirty controversies.

 

[Tonberry]

• "usually" she ignores hate, but she's seen 3 podcasts calling her manipulative and she can't take it
• Anisa says idubbbz is planning to make a live statement soon defending Anisa over the "Yoko Ono" statements

Just how dense can a single thot be? For fuck's sake, they've been doing this "live statement" redemption arc bullshit for months and it just turns more people against them, what makes her think making Ian read out a script saying he's not a pussy-whipped bitch is going to solve any of her problems? What's Ian going to do, challenge all the Anisa haters to a boxing match?

Anisa is fully aware that addressing all the haters is a terrible idea, but she cannot stop responding to them. This shit has been going on since 2018 and to this day whenever a complete rando calls her a whore on instagram her first thought is to make a twitter post highlighting that comment to get asspats. She's stuck on this idea that if she explains her relationship with Ian using the right words or the right channel she's instantly going to be fully embraced by his fanbase and become an e-celeb content creator. It never seems to cross her mind that people already fully understand who she is and completely loathe her.

 

[Gammite]

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Screenshots from the Keem tweet
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You have to be high IQ to produce a content cop. Apparently

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Ah so that's why she's tried to kick the hornet's nest.

I thought it might have something to do with posts that have nothing to do with idubbbz not doing as well in comparison.
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The argument Idubbbz "is too high iq" to be manipulated is bizarre. For one, as someone else stated you don't necessarily need to be high iq to make hit pieces or expose people for hypocrisy. But lets just say for the sake of the argument Idubbbz is high iq. High iq people can still be manipulated. If a high iq person is a loser that has never had pussy or a meaningful romantic relationship, they may look past logic due to feelings.

Tldr; Anisa doesn't have a logical argument as to why she isn't controlling Ian, only excuses.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Anisa says idubbbz is planning to make a live statement soon defending Anisa over the "Yoko Ono" statements

Yes, because the last time time iDubbbz made a video defending his girlfriend it went so well, and totally didn't singlehandedly tank his reputation.
You know what, iDubbbz isn't high IQ at all, and its a fucking miracle that his Content Cops even ended up the way they did.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

"it has to happen...those videos were like a hit piece, and when you look back you cringe"

Ah yes, content cop which was universally loved and got tens of millions of views? Utter crap and cringe™. The OF video where Ian undid years of respect from fans to defend Anisa being a skank? Not cringe at all and actually totally cool. That's why Idubbbz is more popular and respected by his audience then ever, right?