DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Its not even that he doesn't care about immersion, he just has no sense of curiosity whatsoever and genuinely does not care about any of these worlds/characters in the video games he plays. He doesn't give a shit about any of these games and its pretty obvious. It would actually be kinda funny if he would just be honest and admit he's just going through the motions for the money but he chooses to pretend to like these games when its quite obvious he doesn't.
Normal people play a video game and are excited to go exploring and find new things to learn about. They go on journeys and have virtual experiences they could never have in real life. Phil lacks imagination so that doesn't interest him. He wants to get through the game as quick as possible. Getting from point A to point B that's all he is thinking about. The idea of expending energy thinking about or doing anything but swilling gin and playing mobile games baffles the pigroach. If an activity isn't flooding his brain with dopamine it's a chore and unnecessary suffering.
 
Take aways at the end of night stream:

Total tip: $35
Top tip: Anonymous $14

Slayer is getting doxxed in Chat

He also didn't contribute much

SnowKarl aka Carlos Nieves is chatting with him

Slayer want to talk to DSP about yoga and wrestling, what a lonely loser



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Skyrim on wage quit watch. Phil being a bitchy baby about lack of tips, and bans a guy for regurgitating what Phil said. SO MUCH PAHSITIVITY AND CHILL.
Everyone, including the paypigs, has hated Skyrim since he started it but he has insisted on playing it for over half a year because it lets him veg out. So I'm not sure if him quitting it just before finishing it would be hilarious or infuriating.
 
The reason I highlighted that specific Super Chat is because when you go to this psycho's YouTube channel you are greeted with this:
It is a well known fact that DSP has been surrounded by people with..... degenerate proclivities.
For this accounts sake I hope this name is coincidence, and I am reading to deep into it.
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He got a pittance of less than $100 today. I'm expecting him to go ultrabeggar mode on his Daily Crap and maybe he'll release an additional begging video. Tomorrow is his day before his day ahf and if the dents don't pony up their SSDI checks tomorrow he's gonna have to eat a lunchmeat sandwich! Fhet Khet won't get fed with just a bologna sandwich!
 
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He was malding over a boss for a while (it took an hour total to beat him) so Mango felt bad with him.
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Yeah sure buddy.
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Nothing corrupted DAVE.
Dave got corrupted :(
What an ungrateful piece of shit! Not realizing that the baseline Yeezy's go for $300+ and UP! However, Phil isn't a sneakerhead, not realizing he could've accepted them, showed them off ONCE or twice, kept them inside the box, SOLD them, and have his gin paid for the month! However, no! He's gonna be a dick about everything.
Everyone, including the paypigs, has hated Skyrim since he started it but he has insisted on playing it for over half a year because it lets him veg out. So I'm not sure if him quitting it just before finishing it would be hilarious or infuriating.
It has been known for a while that he is wrapping up Skyrim soon, this is all bait to beg for more money and shame his chat. He likes to put out info, repeat that info for a week+, then say "guys, here's the shocker, I'm actually doing the thing, but only because of <tips status>" which he can spin whichever way he wants to.
 
I would assume phil has zero understanding of fashion. Yeezys look cool if you get the right pair. But he just wants the cash right fucking now to splurge on gacha and wears the same cum stained clothes since 2010.
Please don't make me defend Phil. :story:
Of course he isn't a fashion guy (no need to assume) and those shoes are fucking atrocious.

Edit: lmao.

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if phil started a stream, feet kicked up, wearing a 500$ pair of yeezy's i'd just start clapping, honestly.
"My mo-uh I mean my wife, uhm, bought me these new shoooes. I believe they're called Yeeezys? Pretty cool! Uhm, anyways, I need to make up for hundreds of dollars in bills this week so please tip me, thank you in advance!"

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Everyone, including the paypigs, has hated Skyrim since he started it but he has insisted on playing it for over half a year because it lets him veg out. So I'm not sure if him quitting it just before finishing it would be hilarious or infuriating.
I still can’t fucking believe he played this game over something else, he complains so much about time consuming RPGs on the schedule, then picks one he’s already played multiple times as a time waste. Awful


“The late shift” lmao
He’s gonna be in full baby mode tomorrow if the tips don’t come in big because he has to stream for a 7th day in a row
 
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