Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Balanced Boomer]

Since the faggot denies the dox is his, did he ever address what caused him to freak out and play fish loop before stopping the stream? I'd really like to know what else would elicit that kind of a reaction from someone who willingly minced their dick.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

I forgot Five Guys.


Here’s some likes from Lucas’s Twitter as a thread tax.







This is in response to the bitching earlier.
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I enjoy your suffering. Go back to shitty trans porn if you hate streaming so much. Lucas really is just a trans DSP without the begging (ok, maybe not that similar then). Both of them are alcoholics who Doordash a lot, are shit at gaming, hate doing their job, and, most importantly, are fat men.
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This account is funny to me. Just look at these caps:


I was never radicalized, I just hate pedophiles. (Edit note: deleted)
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Since the faggot denies the dox is his, did he ever address what caused him to freak out and play fish loop before stopping the stream? I'd really like to know what else would elicit that kind of a reaction from someone who willingly minced their dick.

He literally gave the excuse of a homeless man stealing his Doordash sushi. This isn’t even something I could make up.

Edit:

The video is Rick Ross’s Hustlin’ edited to say wiggling in place of hustlin’. It’s obviously shit. Lucas is fat like Rick Ross.
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[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

That's a cool happy face with very feminine flourishing hair, it's not at all the hair of a dying clown from an adult swim show. You don't at all look like a joke character from Bobs Burgers you look like a real woman and not a fat manchild. Hey cute necklaces fatty lmao

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

>AW in personal favorites
>Chick Fil A in F tier
>Quiznos in D tier
>Taco Bell anywhere but F tier
>KFC and Popeye's in the same tier
>Never had Steak and Shake, Zaxby's or Panera Bread.
This angers the burger DNA in me, absolute fucking shit tier list.

I bet he only put Chick Fil A in F tier because they don't support gay rights and donate to anti LGBT groups. But not only has every Chick Fil A I've seen has drive thru lines wrapping around the whole building (the one at my local strip mall has taken over some of the parking lot to handle it's queue), it offers faster service than every other fast food restaurants I've been to. There's at least two workers with tablets taking your order while walking next to the cars, you pay them, and your food is ready in 3 minutes. Also the average Chick Fil A franchise location makes as much as a the average McDonald's, Starbucks, and Subway location combined, while having a fraction of locations and being closed on Sundays. No matter your opinion on food quality and politics, they deserve an A because they cracked the code and are raking in money.

 

[PaladinBoo]

I forgot Five Guys.
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Here’s some likes from Lucas’s Twitter as a thread tax.
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This is in response to the bitching earlier.
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I enjoy your suffering. Go back to shitty trans porn if you hate streaming so much. Lucas really is just a trans DSP without the begging (ok, maybe not that similar then). Both of them are alcoholics who Doordash a lot, are shit at gaming, hate doing their job, and, most importantly, are fat men.
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This account is funny to me. Just look at these caps:
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I was never radicalized, I just hate pedophiles. (Edit note: deleted)
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He literally gave the excuse of a homeless man stealing his Doordash sushi. This isn’t even something I could make up.

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The video is Rick Ross’s Hustlin’ edited to say wiggling in place of hustlin’. It’s obviously shit. Lucas is fat like Rick Ross.
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I like this Sophia person. They seem to really got under Lucas's and AGP troons skin over the fact that they can't feel sexual pleasure anymore because they cut their dicks off and have a higher chance of being a an hero after having the surgery. You know that Lucas has some regrets over the surgery. However, the biggest regret he has over it is that can't use his dick to overpower and harm women. I have said before that if not for the surgery I honestly believe that Lucas would have been a serial rapist. Now he is nothing more but a fat eunuch whose only means of getting sexual gratification is grooming young, confused, lonely and autistic men into becoming troons because misery loves company.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

and if he has other qualities gay men find attractive, I'm sure most of them would pick him over an FTM.

This account is funny to me. Just look at these caps:

Gotta say it's pretty damn amazing to see a tranny like this. Doesn't buy into the surgery and crap and still mocks troons for mutilating their bodies. Pretty damn good for a tranny tbh. I wonder if it's legit or if it's a troll.

 

[PaladinBoo]

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That's a cool happy face with very feminine flourishing hair, it's not at all the hair of a dying clown from an adult swim show. You don't at all look like a joke character from Bobs Burgers you look like a real woman and not a fat manchild. Hey cute necklaces fatty lmao

I don't know why but every time I look at a picture of Lucas I can't help but think of the hags from D&D.

He does like to lure and mutilate children like a hag.

 

[stupid frog]

Happy Father’s Day Kiwis. In honor of today’s occasion, we remember Kingsley Roberts.
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If only his family valued some more time with him over a cock chop, we might not be in this thread.

I still don't understand why he used his whatever money on the dick invert when he still had a wife and kid(s?).

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

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This was deleted for some reason.
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This makes me irrationally angry. Why the fuck are you using a fat pedophile as a way to amuse your child? This kid never had a chance.

Shame.
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Don’t watch today’s stream unless you hate gaming.
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[AnOminous]

I bet he only put Chick Fil A in F tier because they don't support gay rights and donate to anti LGBT groups.

They don't even do the latter any more. I'd reckon something like 90% of the claims made about the egregious horrors of Chik-Fil-A are completely made-up or distorted, and even the usually left-leaning fact-check cites agree.

For instance: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...ations-groups-oppose-lgbtq-rights/3244765001/

Of course they also think Byuu is dead, so whatever.

 

[cat merchant]

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Hahaha, eat shit. I do have a solution however. Kill yourself. I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.
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There’s a new gimmick account.
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Stop being such a faggot about YouTube views. Maybe pay your editor more so they don’t have to work in a grocery store pharmacy. Then you might be able to get more than two videos over 20k views.
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If 99% of your twitter profile consists of internet slapfights and doomscrolling, you will attract an audience that seeks negativity.

Either you’re really bad at video games or you need to “change the game up” outside of twitch. Or both. It could be both.

 

[SNAFU]

I don't care what race, sexuality, religion or anything someone is. If they act like keffals they're a faggot

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

No archives for now, archive.ph is being a bitch.

You suck at everything. I don’t know if any of you Kiwis watch the Amazing Race, but there was a part of a leg of the race where they had the contestants play pro Street Fighter players who they slowly handicapped until the contestants could win. Lucas would never beat that.



You are asking for debates.

Lucas ain’t passing the racism accusations.

Don’t act like you didn’t get kicked out for being a pillhead.

That’s a nice way to get gay op’d.

Troon editor that works in a grocery store pharmacy, start working harder. We’ve got unpaid Kiwis beating you out with this editing.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Another thing to make fun of Lucas for. He likes to LARP as an Italian, however, most real Italians I know have very healthy eating habits with most of their foods being made of pasta, lean meats, fish, shellfish and fresh vegetables. Lucas's eating habits are that of a typical fat ass Amerimutt. Also, based Italians, despite being a part of globohomo EU, do not take kindly to faggotry. While abortion and gay marriage is legal in Italy, good luck finding a doctor to perform the abortion as there is either very few or not even one abortion clinic in Italy and also good luck finding a priest to officiate a gay wedding let alone finding a baker to bake a gay wedding cake.
Also Lucas, if you are the type of faggot who thinks he is going to change Italians religious attitude, I just want you to know that you are the type of North American faggot that Europeans hate.

 

[AnOminous]

I love how keffals is somehow losing a contest with this demented, batshit chimpout lady over who is the biggest cunt.

 

[CallMeKiwi]

Of course Keffals has fallen into conflict with the only Twitter group more annoying than the TRAs, the black armchair activists who call any and all white content creators racist without ever explaining why. Chances are it's because of some really mundane shit like saying "imma" once, because they treat white people using AAVE as literal genocide.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

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If 99% of your twitter profile consists of internet slapfights and doomscrolling, you will attract an audience that seeks negativity.

Either you’re really bad at video games or you need to “change the game up” outside of twitch. Or both. It could be both.

Wow, who would've guessed watching and covering politics and news is extremely depressing and could affect one's mental state, but instead of being the bigger man and just turning that new station off, he decides to keep consooming MSM. Is modern news depressing? yes but me and many others have grown to do a simple thing (Just not watch MSM). I never got these twitter fags, they doomscroll for hours on end and then whine about mental health.

 

[Next Task]

never got these twitter fags, they doomscroll for hours on end and then whine about mental health.

They also exaggerate everything - how many trans genocides are we dealing with now? It has to be simultaneously at least a dozen - and then whine about paranoia and depression.

Turns out, when your group is entirely comprised of the mentally ill, they encourage each other's worst impulses. These types of Twitter assholes are the ones who constantly doompost and get angry that the sky is falling. But the moment you suggest that maybe, just maybe, their self-declared depression and anxiety means they shouldn't spend all day reading fearmongering news sources? Or that maybe things aren't that bad? The REEEEEEEEEing can be heard from space.

Just look at somewhere like ResetEra, which basically has an unofficial ban on fun, and posters are constantly on about their depression and suicidal thoughts. Never for a second will they consider that they're intentionally wallowing in misery.

It's a prison of their own making. In this case, he's going to stay behind bars because he's too invested in the fiction that he's well-liked, and would rather die than lose his audience of deranged cultists. Plus, it's all bullshit anyway, considering Keffals, like most troons, cries wolf about being told no as being the same as murder.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I'd love to see Lucas respond to uppity black lady with "Fuck off, nigger". It'd be the funniest thing the wiggler nation ever did.

 

[Reaper King]

If any of you want to feel pain right now, Lucas has been playing Zelda for 5 hours and is STILL in the tutorial of the game, something that only takes 30-60 minutes. Yes, he is this retarded at video games, just like anything else in life he does.