Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[tantric_depressive]

Warski and PPP moving in together won't end well for either of them. But we will have a good harvest none the less. Ashton Ashton aim aim aim.

This reminds me - Aim Aim Aim 2 : Aim Again will involve projectile feces instead of handguns

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

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Crossover:
Nick reads screens from Surfer (PPP's ex roommate) about him shitting himself all the time, so much so he ruined the couch.

Surfer allegedly might get a cozy.

Surfer is so disgustingly pathetic. I know everyone here hates PPP and a lot of it is warranted but it's really pathetic how surfer goes around to all of the alogging targets trying to garner clout and to get at PPP. It’s been 9 months and the guy still is constantly trying to get PPP’s attention and the most pathetic part is that if Ashton asked to crash at his place tomorrow surfer would say yes without hesitation. It’s really obvious he still yearns to have his ass pounded by the big dawg’s hawg.

 

[We Wuz Kais]

This reminds me - Aim Aim Aim 2 : Aim Again will involve projectile feces instead of handguns

Maybe we will see an Aim Aim Aim moment after PPP tries to physically bully Warski like he used to do to Surfer.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Surfer is so disgustingly pathetic. I know everyone here hates PPP and a lot of it is warranted but it's really pathetic how surfer goes around to all of the alogging targets trying to garner clout and to get at PPP. It’s been 9 months and the guy still is constantly trying to get PPP’s attention and the most pathetic part is that if Ashton asked to crash at his place tomorrow surfer would say yes without hesitation. It’s really obvious he still yearns to have his ass pounded by the big dawg’s hawg.

I don't know how the mechanics of that would work, can PPP even pound ? He has pounds and a lot of them but he can't be the one doing the pounding, just doesn't make sense he doesn't have any kind of mobility. Sex isn't like Mcdonalds, he can't just hop on his mobility scooter and grab 10 quarterpounders for his daily mukbang. As for Surfer man he really should just move on, drop the internet shit and just go on with his life.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Maybe we will see an Aim Aim Aim moment after PPP tries to physically bully Warski like he used to do to Surfer.

Does Papa Pires have weapons? I can just see the headline: Drunken Portuguese Man Shoots Son's Roommate: Claims He Mistook Him For Wild Pig

 

[Niggler Antics]

Maybe we will see an Aim Aim Aim moment after PPP tries to physically bully Warski like he used to do to Surfer.

I can see it now.... PPP shirtless, the big, fat, sweaty man that he is, having the grip of death on Tardskis neck and collar. Tardski with his hands up in the air screeching " ASHTON! ASHTON, I'm s-sorry buddy b-b-but it's MY SHOW!" PPP begins violently stuffing Tardski's head inside the toilet, all the way to his shoulders, toilet water spilling all over the bathroom tile. PPP brings Tardski up for a couple brief seconds, every time you think he is about to stop flailing... He doesn't notice behind him the door has slowly creaked open, but Andy has noticed. He has caught glimpses through the murky toilet water running down his face those briefs moments PPP let him up to breathe, he begins screeching with all his might every possible chance he gets: ""AIM!" *gurgle* *gargle* *gurgle* "AAAIIIMMM!!!" *guuuuuurrrgggle* *gargle* "AI-" Then you hear it, a deafening boom. Startled, PPP let's go of Tardski, who lies slumped over, motionless, his head fully submerged in the toilet. PPP looks up and sees Papa Pires with his six shooter still in hand, he is not aiming it at PPP however, He simply nods his head and walks out of the room.
PPP's emotions begin to subside, and now reality is beginning to set in. As he tries to make sense of what has just happened, his hands begin to shake violently and out of his control, the room begins to spin and his vision begins to blur until its nothing but black...

We do not hear from PPP for a couple weeks, news articles read: 'Special Ed Olympic Boxer found dead in toilet,' foul play is suspected...' Papa Pires has disappeared, probably to sip martinis on some obscure beech.

Then one day, YouTube has a notification reading "DAKKA DAKKA is going live"
The stream begins with a disheveled PPP without a shirt on, underneath what seems to have once been that very shirt, but instead is now being draped across two branches of a dead tree. Mosquitos and flies are circling PPPs unwashed face as he tries swatting them away. "Well guys it's been a crazy last few days there, folks. Never know what you're going to get on the Kino Casino! Tonight, we will address the allegations that I am a wanted man for murder, and possibly end the night reviewing the anime: Hajime no Ipo..." The sounds of wolves howling in the distance are the last thing you hear before giving a thumbs down, and turning it off to do better things with your time.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I'm not expecting much. Maybe he'll strike up some tepid feud with whoever he's boxing, but beyond that the only value to come of it would be if he managed to get hooked up with more entertaining people to bring on the show. Big but not outside the realm of possibility depending on who's actually at the event.

PPP won't allow it he already had the chance to bring eggwhite on and vetoed it because he's a jealous little bitch who hates having his spotlight stolen.

I mean what's the downside? Eggy comes on and what? defends Fuentes and you get to mercilessly make fun of him and take it as even further proof of fuentes sending goons after you?

Wasn't there another incident where PPP was supposed to talk to someone but didn't and warski got mad at him live on air?

 

[tantric_depressive]

PPP won't allow it he already had the chance to bring eggwhite on and vetoed it because he's a jealous little bitch who hates having his spotlight stolen.

I mean what's the downside? Eggy comes on and what? defends Fuentes and you get to mercilessly make fun of him and take it as even further proof of fuentes sending goons after you?

Wasn't there another incident where PPP was supposed to talk to someone but didn't and warski got mad at him live on air?

Was it that kid who streams from his mother's lingerie closet? I remember he had a video of his played during the Fuck&Suck Ralph Chemsex Marathon, was his further involvment cawkblocked due to discrimination against the femboy race?
Does anyone know if Eggy ever spoke on trying to call in/why he wanted to?

 

[Crystal Golem]

Does anyone know if Eggy ever spoke on trying to call in/why he wanted to?

I was really curious about this as well but since as far as I know he doesn't have a YouTube or Twitter currently I haven't heard anything. I think he might be somewhat connected to the groypers but I can't really imagine him jumping on a show just to defend someone either doesn't seem like his style.

For all I or PPP knows he could have been about to drop spicy deets.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I can see it now.... PPP shirtless, the big, fat, sweaty man that he is, having the grip of death on Tardskis neck and collar. Tardski with his hands up in the air screeching " ASHTON! ASHTON, I'm s-sorry buddy b-b-but it's MY SHOW!"
PPP begins violently stuffing Tardski's head inside the toilet, all the way to his shoulders, toilet water spilling all over the bathroom tile. PPP brings Andy up for a couple brief seconds every time you think Andy is about to stop flailing... He doesn't notice behind him the door has slowly creaked open, but Andy has noticed, he has caught glimpses through the murky toilet water running down his face those briefs moments PPP let him up to breathe, he begins screeching with all his might every possible chance he gets: ""AIM!" *gurgle* *gargle* *gurgle* "AAAIIIMMM!!!" *guuuuuurrrgggle* *gargle* "AI-" Then you hear it, a deafening boom. Startled, PPP immediately let's go of Tardski, who lies slumped over, motionless, his head fully submerged in the toilet. PPP looks up and sees Papa Pires with his six shooter still in hand, he is not aiming it at PPP however, He simply nods his head and walks out of the room.
PPP's emotions begin to subside and now reality is beginning to set in. As he tries to make sense of what has just happened, his hands begin to shake violently, out of his control, the room begins to spin and his vision begins to blur until its nothing but black...

We do not hear from PPP for a couple weeks, news articles read: 'Special Ed Olympic Boxer found dead in toilet,' foul play is suspected...' Papa Pires has disappeared, probably to sip martinis on some obscure beech.

Then one day, YouTube has a notification reading "DAKKA DAKKA is going live"
The stream begins with a disheveled PPP without a shirt on, underneath what seems to have once been that very shirt, but instead is now being draped across two branches of a dead tree. Mosquitos and flies are circling PPPs unwashed face as he tries swatting them away. "Well guys it's been a crazy last few days there, folks. Never know what you're going to get on the Kino Casino! Tonight, we will address the allegations that I am a wanted man for murder, and possibly end the night reviewing the anime: Hajime no Ipo..." The sounds of wolves howling in the distance are the last thing you hear before giving a thumbs down, and turning it off to do better things with your time.

This post was so beautiful i had to make it into an audio form.

 

[Niggler Antics]

This post was so beautiful i had to make it into an audio form.
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you sir, are a gentlemen and a scholar.
You understand Nectar and have inspired me.
Thank you for that beautiful performance.

 

[MySonDavid]

This post was so beautiful i had to make it into an audio form.
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Its novel hearing what Slavoj Zizek would sound like without that retarded lateral lisp.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Its novel hearing what Slavoj Zizek would sound like without that retarded lateral lisp.

I've never been able to tolerate more than a minute or so of listening to that dude speak, as the extreme slurping, slushing and gurling created by his one-of-a-kind lisp, when not inducing instant nausea within myself, would also trigger a fight-or-flight reaction due to my perceptions being tricked into an overwhelming sense that I was in a Hostel sequel set in the sewers of Eastern Europe

I was really curious about this as well but since as far as I know he doesn't have a YouTube or Twitter currently I haven't heard anything. I think he might be somewhat connected to the groypers but I can't really imagine him jumping on a show just to defend someone either doesn't seem like his style.

For all I or PPP knows he could have been about to drop spicy deets.

Eggy currently streams occasionally on his Odysee channel, which also has some archives of his past output from other sites. He also has a Dlive channel still, but it seems inactive. This makes me wonder why he isn't a featured Cozy streamer. Maybe he just didn't want his name and mainly apolitical content at risk of forever being tied to an idealology that might pigeonhole any future creative aspirations? If he had a falling-out with AF/Nick I'm sure we would've heard something of it by now, cozy streamers couldn't find enough perceived enemies to attack for content during the Big Tech era (rip).
I'd also encourage people to check out his livestreams if the chance presents itself. He's a very high energy/charisma natural showman of ye olden style, who sings, dances, raps, gregorian chants, yodels, and would probably try any other non bodyfluid or bodypenetrive involved performative art anyone asked of him during stream.

Also, @eggy - if you read here, please make an account just to be able to let people know if you start streaming on a new site, get banned, etc. Also let people know if you're gonna have a stream starting soon in the livechat here, if it's not haram with policy

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I don't know how the mechanics of that would work, can PPP even pound ? He has pounds and a lot of them but he can't be the one doing the pounding, just doesn't make sense he doesn't have any kind of mobility. Sex isn't like Mcdonalds, he can't just hop on his mobility scooter and grab 10 quarterpounders for his daily mukbang. As for Surfer man he really should just move on, drop the internet shit and just go on with his life.

If surfer really wanted to be an e celeb he would be going on IP2 RVs doing meth and other degenerate things with that crew and Mormon Shaggy

 

[Niggler Antics]

If surfer really wanted to be an e celeb he would be going on IP2 RVs doing meth and other degenerate things with that crew and Mormon Shaggy

show them how to hobo-roll by snorting Welbutrin to try and mimic affects of MDMA on serotonin levels.
I only know about this, because I was once a degenerate, and I had been ripped off for Percocets. I ate 4 Wellbutrin, and I remember bitching about being ripped off to my friends, but when they kept asking if iIwas ok or sick or what? I answered with: "No... I'm not high [on opiates]..... I feel.... like...REALLY good,...like happy...and tingly... OH! kind of like rolling!" Googled the last 2 pills I hadn't took and lo-and behold, Welbutrin... I shrugged my shoulders and swallowed the last two, That night was disappointing for not being on opiates the main reason I was taking them... to unironically fuck my new girlfriend for hours literally non stop. But I do remember it feeling like I was on Ex pills, but without the real strong body as well as "trippy" affects. Although I did have a really outgoiong happy mood and was tingling all over.

Not my proudest moment... but just for those that are thinking surfer is just going on a schizo ramble...

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Does anyone know if Eggy ever spoke on trying to call in/why he wanted to?

Eggy wanted to come on during the jaden/Simon stream, if I remember correctly ppp said we can try it for a few minutes but it was forgotten about it.

 

[Stanley Tit]

This relates to how Ashton visibly panics whenever the logistics of a stream become the TEENSIEST bit complicated.

 

[MeltyTW]

They still try to make it about Ralph even if he's not involved anymore by constantly reminding everyone he backed out and how Andy is 'smart'/cool for not backing out. Their retard audience eat it up. Pathetic.
Six figures salary turned out to be not six figures too

well yeah it was all to make gunt bitch out. if you ignore that part it really is just watching some random Portuguese man start a boxing career. i think they even explicitly said that in the challenges.

 

[Yellow Letter]

Surfer is so disgustingly pathetic. I know everyone here hates PPP and a lot of it is warranted but it's really pathetic how surfer goes around to all of the alogging targets trying to garner clout and to get at PPP. It’s been 9 months and the guy still is constantly trying to get PPP’s attention and the most pathetic part is that if Ashton asked to crash at his place tomorrow surfer would say yes without hesitation. It’s really obvious he still yearns to have his ass pounded by the big dawg’s hawg.

I find it ironic how Surfer calls out PPP for ladderclimbing and abandoning his principles in regards to grifting and associating with Warski, yet he openly associates and praises Ralph, and now Fuentes, just for the smallest bit of clout. I had hopes that Surfer could make some decent content every once and awhile (like his JLP stream, and his analysis of the Flamenco stream), but his actions just prove himself to be nothing more than a vindictive ex-lover clawing for the relevancy he once had.

 

[Niggler Antics]

This is the PPP we want back...