Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

[Thought precriminal]

With more intervention he might have mastered personal hygiene and some basic cooking skills but he never would have advanced enough to fit into normal social circles, never mind become self sufficient.

A more directed, hard-working Graeme would have set his life's goal on molesting kids.

But the only "success" he'd have is more day programs and maybe a part-time "job" bagging groceries that a working tard program got for him.

This is gloomy stuff, guys.

 

[Solid Snek]

This is gloomy stuff, guys.

I'd like to think of it as "realistically optimistic".

Graeme's life was never going to be 'good', by any definition. However, Graeme may well be living in the best of all possible worlds; functional enough that he's still alive and has a roof over his head, but not so functional that he's an active danger to the children of Kildare County.

He's living in a low-functioning Goldilocks zone; a world of week-long vidya sessions, porn and tendies anytime he wishes. The only price for living like this is his eternal loneliness - which bothers him, but again, is ultimately a good thing, because a motivated, socially-active Graeme would soon set his sights on children.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Graeme uploaded a 7 minute recording on Twitter.

Archive:

Breakdown:

• The usual "come and talk to me" sperging.
• Graeme is sad that nobody is talking to him on Twitter.
• Thinks it could be to do with the fact he "came out" as a pedophile and the fact he likes watching cartoon CP.
• Says he agrees he should be in jail but "sadly i'm not".
• "I have the mind of an 8 year old" nonsense again. Don't know about you all but I had no interest in porn as an 8 year old.
• Poor Graeme is "terrified of the world".
• "I'm scared of being shot, i'm scared of being stabbed, i'm scared of being drugged".
• Says he has to watch his back at the bus stop cause he's afraid some junkie would stab him with a needle full of drugs.
• Graeme doesn't trust anyone, including his internet "friends".
• "Some day in the near future, my past is gonna come back to haunt me".
• Random sperging about going swimming on Wednesdays and potentially getting mugged. Ah yes, cause public swimming pools are notorious for muggings.
• Starts talking about how anyone can watch you today. How there is cameras everywhere.
• "Big brother is always watching us they say". lolwut?
• Finishes off by stating the obvious about how there's a camera involved when doing live streams or tiktok videos.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Random sperging about going swimming on Wednesdays and potentially getting mugged. Ah yes, cause public swimming pools are notorious for muggings.

It’s Ireland; I wouldn’t be surprised at all. Muggings are much more commonplace in the UK and Ireland than in the US.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I finally finished this thread. There is a lot I want to say, but to try to avoid rambling; this is a fucking nightmare scenario waiting to happen, and when that kid comes forward in 10 years about the abuse and molestation he's suffered under the hands of Uncle Graeme, everyone here is going to be owed quite the fucking apology from that incompetent, retarded excuse of a police force and the equally braindead wranglers assigned to this creature for trying to protect his feefees in the early days of the thread.

Also, big ups to the pimp @KawaiiFarms for all the red censor boxes over the (very in-depth and welldone) archives in this thread. Make sure to take a break from this guy, dude. Even seeing the censored versions of this fucking filth is draining. I can only imagine manually censoring and archiving it all.

P.S. you guys were right, the quality of posts here went to shit for a while after that feature

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

P.S. you guys were right, the quality of posts here went to shit for a while after that feature

The "feature posts" button is actually the "summon retards to shit up a thread" button. Null presses it to troll people whenever he gets bored.

 

[Rukario]

Graeme uploaded a 7 minute recording on Twitter.

Archive:

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Breakdown:

• The usual "come and talk to me" sperging.
• Graeme is sad that nobody is talking to him on Twitter.
• Thinks it could be to do with the fact he "came out" as a pedophile and the fact he likes watching cartoon CP.
• Says he agrees he should be in jail but "sadly i'm not".
• "I have the mind of an 8 year old" nonsense again. Don't know about you all but I had no interest in porn as an 8 year old.
• Poor Graeme is "terrified of the world".
• "I'm scared of being shot, i'm scared of being stabbed, i'm scared of being drugged".
• Says he has to watch his back at the bus stop cause he's afraid some junkie would stab him with a needle full of drugs.
• Graeme doesn't trust anyone, including his internet "friends".
• "Some day in the near future, my past is gonna come back to haunt me".
• Random sperging about going swimming on Wednesdays and potentially getting mugged. Ah yes, cause public swimming pools are notorious for muggings.
• Starts talking about how anyone can watch you today. How there is cameras everywhere.
• "Big brother is always watching us they say". lolwut?
• Finishes off by stating the obvious about how there's a camera involved when doing live streams or tiktok videos.

Graeme wouldn't have to be afraid of the world if he stopped being a Pedophile.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Graeme wouldn't have to be afraid of the world if he stopped being a Pedophile.

I believe it is difficult but possible to stop being a pedophile through Jesus Christ. Certain dietary changes and supplements to reduce sex drive also help. Unfortunately even if he did stop being a pedophile, most people do not believe that such change is possible. Very few will believe him. Now that he is a known pedophile, he will be hounded. He needs to find a good religious community that will give him the benefit of the doubt, but also watch over him to make sure he does not fall back into his old ways. Who else will mind him? Certainly his parents won't do it. His tard wrangler won't do it either. The Irish police absolutely will not do it. A personal friend, perhaps? HA HA HA HA! The secular state has failed Graeme at every turn; he should give religion a chance. It really is his only hope at this point. Anyway if he relapses he can't hide it, due to his low intelligence and probable autism.

Food-wise, he needs to stop stoking his sex drive with high histamine foods. Chocolate, peanuts, cheese, anything with tomatoes or tomato sauce, vinegar, alcohol, seafood unless very fresh, condiments, leftovers, overcooked meat, anything fermented, aged, burnt, or spoiled; all of these things are bad for him. Lower histamine release by taking quercetin. Lower libido by taking alpha GPC, one capsule in the morning before breakfast and another one at night before turning in. (Alpha GPC capsule size is almost always 300 mg, which is just right.) Lowering histamine will also help him sleep at night. Treating his gut clostridia would help (they eat choline, resulting in low acetylcholine, resulting in high libido) but I don't know who in Ireland would do that. Anyway this is why he needs someone to help him, I don't think he can manage all this even if he wants to.

 

[Pengsoo]

I believe it is difficult but possible to stop being a pedophile through Jesus Christ

. He needs to find a good religious community that will give him the benefit of the doubt, but also watch over him to make sure he does not fall back into his old ways. Who else will mind him? Certainly his parents won't do it. His tard wrangler won't do it either. The Irish police absolutely will not do it. A personal friend, perhaps? HA HA HA HA! The secular state has failed Graeme at every turn; he should give religion a chance. It really is his

You must not be too familiar with the Catholic Churches attitudes towards and reputation regarding pedos

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

You must not be too familiar with the Catholic Churches attitudes towards and reputation regarding pedos

I am familiar with it, actually. But Graeme, as a lay member rather than a priest, is in a very different situation with regard to the Church's response. The Church has entrusted him with no authority, spent no time or money on his theological training, has no prestige invested in him. He doesn't help keep the church going in an age where the popularity of the priesthood as a vocation has plummeted, forcing them to choose between lowering standards and frocking maladapted weirdoes. He's not some kind of charismatic figure who keeps the donations coming in. He has no dirt on the other clergy. No influence of any kind on the Church at all. Literally the worst thing Graeme could do to the Church would be to shake his fist at the priest and shout, "I won't believe in God any more, so I won't! And it's all your fault! Then you'll be sorry!" And that obviously won't work. The Church would gain absolutely nothing by protecting him from true accusations, and could lose quite a bit if they did. Indeed, they're unlikely to help him for that very reason. Fortunately, even in Ireland, Catholicism is not the only church that exists.

Secular psychology, on the other hand, has absolutely no chance of helping a pedophile like Graeme whatsoever. None. Zero. It is the secular psychologists who are pushing to treat pedophilia as a sexual orientation now, because in all these decades secular psychology has never once produced a single verified "cured" pedophile. Secular psychologists have as much chance of producing a reformed pedophile as literal cargo cultists have at producing a fully functioning airport, and for the same reason: despite decades of work, their worldview fundamentally excludes a vital dimension of the problem. Just as Pacific island savages have no comprehension of the technological, secular psychologists have no conception of the spiritual. How is any pedophile supposed to reject his evil impulses when the psychologist is telling him that it's all a product of his own mind, and he has to accept himself to be at peace?

His family is useless, so they are. The state is useless, so it is. Graeme has no friends, so he doesn't. Kiwi Farms doesn't intervene, so we don't. God is his only help.

 

[Fapcop]

I am familiar with it, actually. But Graeme, as a lay member rather than a priest, is in a very different situation with regard to the Church's response. The Church has entrusted him with no authority, spent no time or money on his theological training, has no prestige invested in him. He doesn't help keep the church going in an age where the popularity of the priesthood as a vocation has plummeted, forcing them to choose between lowering standards and frocking maladapted weirdoes. He's not some kind of charismatic figure who keeps the donations coming in. He has no dirt on the other clergy. No influence of any kind on the Church at all. Literally the worst thing Graeme could do to the Church would be to shake his fist at the priest and shout, "I won't believe in God any more, so I won't! And it's all your fault! Then you'll be sorry!" And that obviously won't work. The Church would gain absolutely nothing by protecting him from true accusations, and could lose quite a bit if they did. Indeed, they're unlikely to help him for that very reason. Fortunately, even in Ireland, Catholicism is not the only church that exists.

Secular psychology, on the other hand, has absolutely no chance of helping a pedophile like Graeme whatsoever. None. Zero. It is the secular psychologists who are pushing to treat pedophilia as a sexual orientation now, because in all these decades secular psychology has never once produced a single verified "cured" pedophile. Secular psychologists have as much chance of producing a reformed pedophile as literal cargo cultists have at producing a fully functioning airport, and for the same reason: despite decades of work, their worldview fundamentally excludes a vital dimension of the problem. Just as Pacific island savages have no comprehension of the technological, secular psychologists have no conception of the spiritual. How is any pedophile supposed to reject his evil impulses when the psychologist is telling him that it's all a product of his own mind, and he has to accept himself to be at peace?

His family is useless, so they are. The state is useless, so it is. Graeme has no friends, so he doesn't. Kiwi Farms doesn't intervene, so we don't. God is his only help.

Graeme is, for all his funny goblin like features, a big hulking 6 foot brute who absolutely towers over any small sized tard. (Or his own parents.)

He could easily hurt someone if stressed, horny or in a tard rage.

In a sane society, some monastery would take him in, mix some sedatives and Lipton in his dinner and use him as a beast of burden (preferably tied) or for some gardening work or whatever.

Presto, Graeme would be offline, could have social relations to fellow tards or very patient monks, and actually be a small net benefit for society, rather than a parasite/pedophile case waiting to happen.

 

[KawaiiFarms]

Stupid babykillers! Don't they realise that Graeme is a victim of Roe v Wade overturning too, so he is?

Always with the fucking Rugrats - I'm kind of surprised he even watches the non-baby version of the show:

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

I was going to post a joke that Graeme would enjoy the fact that more babies will be born into the world.

But I thought that would be in bad taste.

So I didn't.







Oh wait.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

"One of me eyes is in jail, The others out on bail so it is, right?"

 

[drain]

People sadly have this weird idea that retards are harmless because they don't have the ''malicious intent'' to harm a child. As if being a degenerate sex freak is just attainable through being ''malicious''. You don't have to be an evil mastermind to harm a child because your sex drive is off the charts and you lack the self control necessary to NOT do it.

Retards aren't saints. They are people with hormonal urges who are too dimwitted to control themselves. Graeme is definitely a danger to kids, specially the ones in his family.

 

[Vroompilled Celt]

I for one, am glad the thread isn't featured any more. I had to avoid it.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Some mod should compile all the “lol look at his nose” and “ofc a brony is a pedo” posts into one thread like they did with Landon Hiscock.

 

[Daym Drops]

graeme uploaded a video talking about returning to youtube, says he is scared to return.
admits to being a pedophile again

Spoiler: video

 

[Frofo Baggis]

graeme uploaded a video talking about returning to youtube, says he is scared to return.
admits to being a pedophile again

Spoiler: video

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No real need for a breakdown as it's essentially just 11 minutes of whining about how he's too scared to upload cause of the wean autist squad. He's really committed to saying he's a pedophile now and I had no idea why his tard brain thinks this is a good idea.

 

[CompileGentoo]

I wonder what happened to his "I'm not scared of these cyberbullies" attitude.