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[George Lucas]

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These fucking people.

This is kind of sad actually. While I’m sure plenty if not most of the people asking are just soyboy Disneyfags, getting tickets to Disneyland for a small family costs a small fortune now. Having little kids and not being able to afford a trip to Disneyland must be heartbreaking, especially since you only really have a few years window to make that happen and be valuable.

I don’t have kids though and never will, so I don’t actually give a shit.

I remember it used to be common for companies to give away tickets to theme parks and baseball games and such as gifts to employees. I don’t really see this happen anymore. Hell, I don’t even see sales departments giving these as concessions anymore. The only thing I see now is stuff related to timeshare shenanigans, and even that is a lot more attenuated than a decade or so ago. It’s probably because of some bullshit anti-bribery laws and/or a general fear of tort.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

SpaceX whiners BTFO:

https://www.theverge.com/2022/6/17/23172262/spacex-fires-employees-open-letter-elon-musk-complaints

The open letter, first reported by The Verge, described Musk’s behavior as “a frequent source of distraction and embarrassment for us, particularly in recent weeks.” It cites SpaceX’s “No Asshole” policy and asks the company to “publicly address and condemn Elon’s harmful Twitter behavior.”

The open letter, first reported by The Verge, described Musk’s behavior as “a frequent source of distraction and embarrassment for us, particularly in recent weeks.” It cites SpaceX’s “No Asshole” policy and asks the company to “publicly address and condemn Elon’s harmful Twitter behavior.”

Said the letter writers: “As our CEO and most prominent spokesperson, Elon is seen as the face of SpaceX — every Tweet that Elon sends is a de facto public statement by the company. It is critical to make clear to our teams and to our potential talent pool that his messaging does not reflect our work, our mission, or our values.”

You may have received an unsolicited request from a small group of SpaceX employees for your signature on an “open letter” yesterday and your participation in a related survey. Based on diverse employee feedback, this has upset many. That is, the letter, solicitations and general process made employees feel uncomfortable, intimidated and bullied, and/or angry because the letter pressured them to sign onto something that did not reflect their views. Employees also complained that it interfered with their ability to focus on and do their work. We have 3 launches within 37 hours for critical satellites this weekend, we have to support the astronauts we delivered to the ISS and get cargo Dragon back to the flight-ready, and after receiving environmental approval early this week, we are on the cusp of the first orbital launch attempt of Starship. We have too much critical work to accomplish and no need for this kind of overreaching activism.

Twitter employees on suicide watch.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

This is kind of sad actually. While I’m sure plenty if not most of the people asking are just soyboy Disneyfags, getting tickets to Disneyland for a small family costs a small fortune now.

See for underlined I had the numbers more at 99% if not 100% of the people sad about the Disneyland shit were just consoomers and troons. So sure of that fact was I, that the very thought that there would be actual non-NPCs with families and children and shit that were looking forward to a fun vacation trip never even crossed my mind. Now I'm sad.

 

[Wormy]

Titty fucking Christ, at this rate, Elon is going to have a bigger cult than Trump. Man, becoming a savior to the white race is getting easier and easier each year....

 

[Klokateer636]

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These fucking people.

Ofcourse the Twatter employees are focused on getting a free trip to DIDNEY WORL!!

Really tells where their fucking molten minds are.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Elon Musk is a midwit grifter born into money who was smart enough to realize the way to MORE easy money is taking advantage of silicon valley and it's cult of rattling skulls that think anything with a 90 degree angle and a L.E.D is the future.
That and stock valuation for tech based blazer and jeans bullshit is based on hot air and hype and not end results or units sold. It's why Tesla stock is high value despite selling less cars since they were founded than Ford has sold F-150s in 2021 alone. IE: The "Apple" Effect before they had iphones as their main revenue stream.

But he ALSO makes people I hate profoundly upset. So no matter who fails in the case of Twatters VS Muskrat I win.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

See for underlined I had the numbers more at 99% if not 100% of the people sad about the Disneyland shit were just consoomers and troons. So sure of that fact was I, that the very thought that there would be actual non-NPCs with families and children and shit that were looking forward to a fun vacation trip never even crossed my mind. Now I'm sad.

Boo fucking hoo, west coast soyjacks don't get to go to the legendary DIDNEY WORL for free. Go somewhere else for your vacation if you can't afford that.

Holy shit.

 

[Puff]

Elon Musk is a midwit grifter born into money who was smart enough to realize the way to MORE easy money is taking advantage of silicon valley and it's cult of rattling skulls that think anything with a 90 degree angle and a L.E.D is the future.
That and stock valuation for tech based blazer and jeans bullshit is based on hot air and hype and not end results or units sold. It's why Tesla stock is high value despite selling less cars since they were founded than Ford has sold F-150s in 2021 alone. IE: The "Apple" Effect before they had iphones as their main revenue stream.

But he ALSO makes people I hate profoundly upset. So no matter who fails in the case of Twatters VS Muskrat I win.

He's a fucking genius. Everything else you said was right. The fucker is a marketing GOD. Anyone who thinks he's actually engineering anything needs the asylum though

 

[The Doom Slayer]

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

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Autistic screeching overload in 5... 4... 3...


He should ban his son"s account just to be a cunt.

 

[Mothra1988]

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Uh oh, it looks like Muskrats are victorious and Twitter SJWs are going to be literally shaking soon.

 

[Balr0g]

Autistic screeching overload in 5... 4... 3...


He should ban his son"s account just to be a cunt.

No, just make his pronouns he/him and lock them in for eternity. But I admit I thought Musk would have abandoned this deal but he preserved and even got everything he wanted.

 

[AnOminous]

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Does this call for a Ron Paul meme on the front page?

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Lmao he has some painfully autistic ideas. "Living on Twitter" lmao. I'd sooner willingly walk into a fucking gas chamber lmao.

I hope he tries some of these ideas and they crash Twitter with no survivors.

The main idea that is warming the cockles of my heart currently is the hinting at the layoffs, leaving it vague. Get these fuckers afraid for their jobs and let them sing for their supper. I can't decide which is better, Musk personally bringing the axe down on entire utterly useless departments and farming them out to pajeets, or hiring a professional axe-man to do the layoffs, i.e. a dude with a team to clean out deadwood, just sending out his minions to ask people "so what exactly do YOU do here anyway?" And they have 10 seconds to justify their existence or it's choppy choppy time.

No, just make his pronouns he/him and lock them in for eternity.

Better idea, just leave his family trust to his SONS but nothing to any DAUGHTERS.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

Does this call for a Ron Paul meme on the front page?

Lmao he has some painfully autistic ideas. "Living on Twitter" lmao. I'd sooner willingly walk into a fucking gas chamber lmao.

I hope he tries some of these ideas and they crash Twitter with no survivors.

The main idea that is warming the cockles of my heart currently is the hinting at the layoffs, leaving it vague. Get these fuckers afraid for their jobs and let them sing for their supper. I can't decide which is better, Musk personally bringing the axe down on entire utterly useless departments and farming them out to pajeets, or hiring a professional axe-man to do the layoffs, i.e. a dude with a team to clean out deadwood, just sending out his minions to ask people "so what exactly do YOU do here anyway?" And they have 10 seconds to justify their existence or it's choppy choppy time.

Better idea, just leave his family trust to his SONS but nothing to any DAUGHTERS.

You sir, are a man after my own heart.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

No, just make his pronouns he/him and lock them in for eternity.

Elon Musk already did that, when his sperm entered the egg and the resulting zygote had Y chromosomes.

i.e. a dude with a team to clean out deadwood, just sending out his minions to ask people "so what exactly do YOU do here anyway?" And they have 10 seconds to justify their existence or it's choppy choppy time.

...or they can stay if they can name the movie reference.

 

[Mothra1988]

No, just make his pronouns he/him and lock them in for eternity. But I admit I thought Musk would have abandoned this deal but he preserved and even got everything he wanted.

His son flipping out like a retard will probably give him extra incentive to let the leash off the shitlords to terrorize our woke Twitter betters. Get ready for GamerGate Vietnam x 10,000. They'll be praying to have the days back when they were only told to learn to code.

 

[bebopsingh]

Damn, it really is gonna be a white boi summer up in this bitch.

 

[Jaimas]

His son flipping out like a retard will probably give him extra incentive to let the leash off the shitlords to terrorize our woke Twitter betters. Get ready for GamerGate Vietnam x 10,000. They'll be praying to have the days back when they were only told to learn to code.

Let us take this brief moment, then....

...And savor their impending horror.

 

[Alter Ego]

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Is this to say that Musk didn't find the bots and is just going with the original offer, or is Twitter rushing to close the deal before Musk demands a discount?

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Is this to say that Musk didn't find the bots and is just going with the original offer, or is Twitter rushing to close the deal before Musk demands a discount?

My guess would be the latter.