Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[A1 Steak Sauce]

How can someone reach the age of 30 and be shit at everything

I don’t think Lucas has ever worked for anything in his life. His streams are poorly run and usually result in him ending up on Twitter. When he had that massive charity event stream, he couldn’t be bothered to do research on his biggest guest, one of the Matrix troons. Lucas couldn’t even initiate any e begging during that stream, it was all his guests. I also just watched part of his current stream where he cooked wood in Breath of the Wild. That should tell you his intelligence.

Autism time.
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Chick?
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He deleted this before I could archive it. Guess he didn’t want to show off his ability to get the paraglider after an additional hour and 45 minutes of streaming. What a gamer.

I missed some tweets about him saying retard or something like that. This might be in relation to that.
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This was instantly deleted. Why even tweet it then?

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

Spergan planning channel. Dude is a fan of walkable roads, public transport infrastructure etc. basically generic social-commie-whatever the fuck. Walkable infrastructure and public transport is nice if you’re in a Nordic country with fewer cars per capita than school shootings.

Let's pretend Sweden doesn't exist with their grenade attacks lol

 

[Clint's Burden]

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I will concede that A&W does make excellent burgers in Canada. For what you can expect of fast food burgers.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Don’t act like you don’t like it.
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Oh boy, here’s Lucas’s tankie bullshit coming out.
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No original tweets here, but here’s what Lucas tweets at 3 AM and then deletes.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

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No original tweets here, but here’s what Lucas tweets at 3 AM and then deletes.

"wild west days of the interwebs because i watched ISIS videos"
2014-2015 isn't the "Wild West" faggot, I wonder how he would deal with late 90s to mid 2000s internet.

 

[Dickens Cider]

"wild west days of the interwebs because i watched ISIS videos"
2014-2015 isn't the "Wild West" faggot, I wonder how he would deal with late 90s to mid 2000s internet.

He wouldn’t have survived. Example: USENET circa 1996- meow meow meow faggot nigger kys (Lucas follows orders cause no mods in the 231st meowers div.)
SA at its peak? You’re a faggot. KYS. IRC? “What’s this faggot? KYS! Do a flip!
Etc.
sorry can’t come up with more unique to their platforms examples (just got off shift) but you get the point. That, Lucas, is why this retarded “culture war” you think you are winning isn’t actually a thing- it’s a relatively new trend and guess what- lot more of us then there will ever be of you.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

It's a meme but it's not really a dig at the original. I think most people posting it agree that mixed-use neighborhoods are good, they just think it's funny to replace the original picture with video games.

Legit redditnigger mental gymnastics for keffals, instead of giving a real life example for your cause/argument, quote bing bing wahoo games. I do believe Nintendo is the capeshit of video games with how retarded their fanbase is.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Here’s a shit phone screen recording of Lucas cooking wood. There’s no need for sound since he doesn’t say anything. Time stamp of about 1:21:25 in the actual VOD.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

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Here’s a shit phone screen recording of Lucas cooking wood. There’s no need for sound since he doesn’t say anything. Time stamp of about 1:21:25 in the actual VOD.

>cooks fucking wood
>gets this in his chat
can we all agree 95% of twitch users are absolute shit at vidya if they think this is good gameplay

 

[Next Task]

How can someone reach the age of 30 and be shit at everything

I dunno, he's turned making enemies and peak transing people into a skill.

Shame for him that he's not good at anything he wants, or even claims, to be.

 

[Rioh]

Did Lucas get fake tits or just gained a lot of weight, that estrogen got him looking like a trash can

 

[PaladinBoo]

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Oh boy, here’s Lucas’s tankie bullshit coming out.
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No original tweets here, but here’s what Lucas tweets at 3 AM and then deletes.

“We will win the culture war!”
Oh jeez Lucas, I wonder what party is going to BTFO your side this November because your side keeps alienating women by putting misogynistic, sex predator men with fetishes like yourself before real women and admitted that, yeah, your side is just made up of a bunch of pedos that want to sexually groom kids.
Also, real communist of you to defend a multi billion dollar company like Disney because of their LGBTQ agenda despite the fact that it is all lip service to freak shows like you and that they censor that shit out quick for the other 2/3 of the world in order to maximize their profits. You really are a mindless consumer like all troons.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

SHUT THE FUCK UP. Anyways, that’s the meme Lucas bitched about using an older stream as the image. Really nigga?

This is just a dumb reply to the above.
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Felted by the bot once again. Hasn’t he done a ratio in the past week anyway?
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Because transgenderism is a cult that both financially bankrupts members and destroys them physically and mentally permanently. But you like that, don’t you? One issue with the tweet. You get 300 views, not 500 Lucas. That’s not a lot of paypigs to be doxed.
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[BruhSheep]

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Here’s a shit phone screen recording of Lucas cooking wood. There’s no need for sound since he doesn’t say anything. Time stamp of about 1:21:25 in the actual VOD.

I'm that asshole that takes the vidya super serious when I play. Seeing dumb shit like this legit makes me want to slap a faggot for being a complete retard.

The constant dick sucking (metaphor, we know Lucas lopped that shit off) from his fanbase makes me utterly repulsed by the level of idiocy on display from the masses today. Humanity continues to regress before our very eyes.

 

[AnOminous]

“We will win the culture war!”
Oh jeez Lucas, I wonder what party is going to BTFO your side this November because your side keeps alienating women by putting misogynistic, sex predator men with fetishes like yourself before real women and admitted that, yeah, your side is just made up of a bunch of pedos that want to sexually groom kids.
Also, real communist of you to defend a multi billion dollar company like Disney because of their LGBTQ agenda despite the fact that it is all lip service to freak shows like you and that they censor that shit out quick for the other 2/3 of the world in order to maximize their profits. You really are a mindless consumer like all troons.

If "people" like cockwaffles keep waging culture war, the other side will obviously win.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

“We will win the culture war!”
Oh jeez Lucas, I wonder what party is going to BTFO your side this November because your side keeps alienating women by putting misogynistic, sex predator men with fetishes like yourself before real women and admitted that, yeah, your side is just made up of a bunch of pedos that want to sexually groom kids.
Also, real communist of you to defend a multi billion dollar company like Disney because of their LGBTQ agenda despite the fact that it is all lip service to freak shows like you and that they censor that shit out quick for the other 2/3 of the world in order to maximize their profits. You really are a mindless consumer like all troons.

Honestly, I never thought I'd see the day where a milquetoast feminist like JK Rowling would be lumped in as an Alt-Right Neo-Nazi. I'm going to laugh if women actually start running as Republicans with a TERF platform. They'd only really split with their party on abortion.

I can't wait for Keffals to impotently seethe about actual TERFs in positions of political power. He'll be able to do nothing but yell "Ratio!" into the void, underneath an announcement that he'll no longer be able to stalk women's restrooms.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Spoiler: Earlier today

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Edit:

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[Dickens Cider]

Lol known as the ratio girl? Nobody calls you a girl lucas.

 

[Winter]

I won't go too in-depth into what we're doing right now but, through some old Twitter archives, we found out that Lucas used to be an OnlyFans/ManyVids tgirl dominatrix whore. We'll be releasing our findings little by little. But for now here are all the videos Lucas uploaded to ManyVids. That OnlyFans I mentioned was nuked into orbit but we still found references to it in old archives of his old twitter handle @sorrentithott, the OF also seemed to have way more content than the ManyVids based off old tweets.
Shoutout to @LikeAStone for getting the pay-walled videos.

"Queen_Clara" (Archive)

Spoiler: "Queen_Clara" | HARAM

These 2 introduction videos were free.

"FinDom Induction No. 1"

fat.

"Findom Induction 2: Foot Pig Seduction"

gross feet

"Quarantined Queen's Executrix Threats"

there's a valley between the moobs.

"Queen's Fart Throne"

Actual review left under that one lmao.

"Try not to enter rigor mortis from cringe" challenge.

 

[Vern Schillinger]

"Try not to enter rigor mortis from cringe" challenge.

The meteor can't come soon enough. Please, just cleanse the earth with fire.