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[Hell yeah dude]

Besides the obvious hilarity of Kevin mistakenly thinking an 8 year old calling him gay thought he was a lesbian, how long has Penny been his fiancé for? I feel like you can't claim to be engaged if neither party ever intends to actually get married.

4 years and it's was for dental cover

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[Winnie the Poohnani]

So... we can blame Phil's dental problems on them not getting married? That certainly makes as much sense as anything else in their lives.

 

[DatBepisTho]

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I'm a fan of plaid and wearing fuck all you want, but a real true and honest laydee would know plaid doesn't go with prints all that well.
-Especially darker color palettes like that.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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I can't think of anything that would make a child less accepting of queerness than getting an up close look of Kevin.

 

[Amphotericin B]

And then the alpacas rose from the dead and clapped.

Unless an eight year old is around people who casually talk about gayness all the time, it’s unlikely a kid that age would ask a stranger if they’re gay.

Kids that age tend to be shy around strange adults. If they’re socialized properly, they know it’s an inappropriate thing to ask someone they don’t know.

 

[MissAnthropist]

And then the alpacas rose from the dead and clapped.

Unless an eight year old is around people who casually talk about gayness all the time, it’s unlikely a kid that age would ask a stranger if they’re gay.

Kids that age tend to be shy around strange adults. If they’re socialized properly, they know it’s an inappropriate thing to ask someone they don’t know.

Right, but again, this kid's Grandma is "friends" with Kevvy, so obviously we've already thrown the idea of a normal home life out the window.

 

[ICraveDeath]

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He dresses like an uglier version of an old, grizzled kindergarten teacher.

 

[MissAnthropist]

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What a shit "proposal." I am personally averse to the typical saccharine "guy gets down on one knee with a diamond" stuff because it's overly cliché and boring, but this is just sad. I would never brag about this being the way I got engaged even if it's true that a lot of folks formalize their relationship in part due to practicalities like health insurance. It seems just so perfunctory rather than celebratory.

Of course, that's assuming Phil was actually meaning to get "engaged" to his lil sourdough starter with that comment and it wasn't just an offhand thing Phil said and Kevvy latched onto because he's empty inside and terrified of being alone. I don't think becoming affianced was really his intention, hence why they haven't gotten married yet and never will.

 

[ten dollars off]

The dudebros of Mötley Crüe were prettier girls than Kevin will ever be, even when passed out in their own vomit.

It's interesting. I've seen this behavior a lot with drinking and drugs, but I've never really seen it with troonery. The closest I can think of is a friend's fiancé, who tried the whole non-binary shtick for awhile but gave it up after she couldn't remember her own dumbass pronouns and nom du gender.
All the young men I know who dabbled in troonery crashed and burned. Crack is safer.

They hate females cause females are stinky and gross!

He definitely doesn't want to be himself.

Looking forward to 10 or 20 years from now when all the people who survived their idpol phases will actually admit it was all a larp for attention and a sense of identity and community. Maybe they will laugh at themselves like former goth and metalcore kids. At the moment, it seems like nobody will dare admit what they were doing was horseshit, lest the other larpers attack them in swarm and feast on their flesh.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Of course, that's assuming Phil was actually meaning to get "engaged" to his lil sourdough starter with that comment and it wasn't just an offhand thing Phil said and Kevvy latched onto because he's empty inside and terrified of being alone. I don't think becoming affianced was really his intention, hence why they haven't gotten married yet and never will.

I have a hard time believing that this is something other than a cynical ploy to keep Kevin around (and working? ) as the serfs flee the tranch and the Penny-Boner civil war accelerates. Kevin's going to want some kind of ceremony where he LARPs as a pretty lady in his (mostly) white T-shirt, and that would create problems that Penny has no doubt foreseen about Jen and his other subs.

 

[MissAnthropist]

I have a hard time believing that this is something other than a cynical ploy to keep Kevin around (and working? ) as the serfs flee the tranch and the Penny-Boner civil war accelerates. Kevin's going to want some kind of ceremony where he LARPs as a pretty lady in his (mostly) white T-shirt, and that would create problems that Penny has no doubt foreseen about Jen and his other subs.

Oh Lord, if they ever do actually get married I am so sorry for the employees of whichever cheap chain bridal boutique that is in Westcliffe. Just imagine the Tranch crew rolling up to get fitted for their bridal gowns. Years ago I worked in a retail setting where we sold clothing and we'd take stuff that smokers tried on and air it out in the back room for a few days before returning it to the sales floor. I don't know if there are enough days left before the sun explodes to air out a wedding dress Kevin had tried on.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I have a hard time believing that this is something other than a cynical ploy to keep Kevin around (and working? ) as the serfs flee the tranch and the Penny-Boner civil war accelerates. Kevin's going to want some kind of ceremony where he LARPs as a pretty lady in his (mostly) white T-shirt, and that would create problems that Penny has no doubt foreseen about Jen and his other subs.

It was a three year old tweet, nothing new or even recent. They've been engaged for years and I don't think either of them have any plans to marry the other.
Not even for the dental plan.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

So weird to me because if an adult had asked him those same exact questions he would have completely lost his shit.

Are you suggesting that all this shit is about wielding power over others and even a complete moron like Kevin could realize there were only downsides to pulling it on an eight year old at her grandmothers house and then trying to drag the kid on Twitter for asspats?

He thinks the kid just "accepted queerness" even though the kid asked two blatantly skeptical questions (at EIGHT, not two) directly to the face of the "queers" and it melted his heart at someone being "ignorant" and "bigoted" by not automatically understanding the objectively clear beauty and non-binary femaleness before her.

 

[Trianon]

I think the troon cult is a little bit unique in that they mostly seem to be convincing each other of this rather than it being imposed deliberately from the cult leaders. Even in the case I used of Scientology where L. Ron Hubbard actually believed that shit about psychiatry it was because he was saying it that the rest were to believe. It's not like there's some single or even a cabal of troon leaders who had the power to decide this, it seems like they all just amped each other up trying to top each others rhetoric: misgendering is transphobic -> forms of transphobia, like misgendering, is violence -> transphobes want to do literal violence -> transphobes want to genocide all trans people -> transphobes are currently doing Literal Genocide.

Reminds me of proto-Heaven's Gate stuff. The early Heaven's Gate meetings did not involve the leaders at all, though the members did join because of their initial charisma. But then they just left the members to themselves and they came up with all these highly effective ways to brainwash themselves. 90% of the work was done by the time Applebaum came back and was like, "OK, let's cut a cock off." And even they were like "oh wtf that was a horrible idea" and eventually 41%'d.

 

[AssignedEva]

Reminds me of proto-Heaven's Gate stuff. The early Heaven's Gate meetings did not involve the leaders at all, though the members did join because of their initial charisma. But then they just left the members to themselves and they came up with all these highly effective ways to brainwash themselves. 90% of the work was done by the time Applebaum came back and was like, "OK, let's cut a cock off." And even they were like "oh wtf that was a horrible idea" and eventually 41%'d.

No, no, they didn't 41% . They shed their physical forms so their souls could board a spaceship that was hiding behind the comet Hale-Bopp. A couple of true believers stayed behind to maintain the website and answer questions - they insist they'll get the signal to board the space ship any day now. Much like how Kevin's amhole nerves will be waking up any day now.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Does he larp as deaf out of another cope?

In addition to power over others, it's power over himself in a sense to excuse how thickheaded he can be due to being stupid, as well as his bad attention span.

And possibly equally as important as social power, it's social status. Wedge has always been the weird kid cut off from others, intensified when he and his parents had a mutual falling out over his homosexuality. With nowhere else to belong, it's time to go to the strategy of finding a community of people bound together by something they can't help, and it was trans and Deaf for him.

All the young men I know who dabbled in troonery crashed and burned. Crack is safer

I've known women who grew out of it since they didn't touch medical stuff. Reddit troons are a tale of I need my meds NOW NOW NOOOOOOW!!!

I think it's harder to go back to being a man for guys, because you know how embarrassing it is if you said "that was my woman phase". The best way for them to detransition is to move out of town, cut contacts, and pretend he never trooned, and pray his relationship with his immediate family isn't burned or this period will be used against him. People are always more sympathetic towards women for a variety of reasons, and being seen as the sex that gets more shit towards it has people understand why someone would NOT want to be a woman. Sadly, they don't do the same for men.

4 years and it's was for dental cover

Is there like a weeb tier dress design he'd go for? If anyone got married in MLP or Transformers I'd say he'd want to dress exactly like them.

Otherwise my brain is going blank on the shittiness of the dress he'd choose.

Maybe they will laugh at themselves like former goth and metalcore kids.

I hope so. Most who didn't touch medical things do. Those who did will likely need their own support groups.

Oh Lord, if they ever do actually get married I am so sorry for the employees of whichever cheap chain bridal boutique that is in Westcliffe. Just imagine the Tranch crew rolling up to get fitted for their bridal gowns. Years ago I worked in a retail setting where we sold clothing and we'd take stuff that smokers tried on and air it out in the back room for a few days before returning it to the sales floor. I don't know if there are enough days left before the sun explodes to air out a wedding dress Kevin had tried on.

I would not be surprised if Kevvie just orders one off Amazon and lets the bridesmaids do the same. It would be someone with a kimono or lolita garb, someone wearing something overly modest as they're embarrassed about their body, and a least 2 slutty cocktail dresses if he let them choose.

 

[UncleDaddy]

Powering: I did it. I finally caught up from the very beginning. It took me months. I was starting to feel like Sisyphus. All of the questions I was dying to find out, I still barely have answers to. Mode_view is still pathetic, Rioley is still somehow alive, Kev is a fucking moron. Hello, everyone.

To tie into the actual thread though, I don't think Kevin will say anything worthwhile this weekend, aside from briefly mentioning snipers on top of the Supreme Court building due to today's ruling. It's a shame he no longer has access to the abortions he so craves.

As for his supposed engagement to Phil, I don't think either of them would go through with it because I believe it would impact their insurance. I'm not in Colorado so I could be mistaken but I believe that the Tranch being in Phil's name would be more than the countable assets limits, even if it's a failing business and the land is in Bonnie's mom's name.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Any dress Kevin would wear would be a $30 Target sundress. He has no eye for quality.

Totes a wedding dress, guize!

https://www.target.com/p/women-s-sleeveless-a-line-dress-knox-rose/-/A-85304711?preselect=84290601#lnk=sametab

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

He has no eye for adult clothing of any kind. This is a guy who practically lives in that shitty yellow inflation fetish shirt because he thinks it's "edgy" and secksy instead of what it actually is: infantile, autistic, and cringe af.

I could see him getting married in the inflation fetish shirt, while hugging his stuffed dinosaur, with a pacifier in his mouth. That's about his speed.

"I now pronounce you... whatever the fuck you two are. The troon may kiss the, uh, troon."

 

[stupid frog]

Is there like a weeb tier dress design he'd go for? If anyone got married in MLP or Transformers I'd say he'd want to dress exactly like them.

Otherwise my brain is going blank on the shittiness of the dress he'd choose.

Matching dresses from Torrid. Apparently that is a thing.