Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[BonerMan]

obese, smokes weed, drinks alcohol often, greasy hair, diet consists solely of fast food, brapposter, has a festering open wound, pisses on people, and smokes cigs.

christ, imagine the smell

 

[bluehawk]

I don't like trannies any more than the next guy but Keffals does have some nice bobs.

 

[stupid frog]

How does keffals pass more right now, crying, than during the dominatrix videos

Probably filters.

 

[LikeAStone]

Yes, cry harder Lucas. Sneed me your tears, faggot. It only gets worse from here.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

I want to make a snarky comment, but I'm at a loss for words at this point.

 

[John Freeman]

I don't like trannies any more than the next guy but Keffals does have some nice bobs.

If by bobs you mean lumpy mounts of chest fat created by obesity compounded with intensive hormone treatment, then sure I guess they’re nice at what they do, which is make Lucas look even more uncannily artificial than he already would have.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

I thought he's was paying a old hag but he was the old hag .

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Calling Kiwifarms all right wingers and people who hate socialism lmao, this dude has never been on this site other than to read his thread. Massive kekw. This stream is literally just to milk paypiggies just like he tried to do by making porn. Now he's saying we found his old porn (start of the thread) so fast because we're secretly gay and jerk it to tranny porn.
Holy shit this cope is immaculate, the harvest never stops! I like how he and his cucks are acting like he's "fighting back" and that this is an effort by the troon community when this grift-stream is just for his own benefit. Just talking about himself and siphoning money from retards. This isn't about LGBT people, you've always made it about you.

I go away from this thread for two days and I come back to the worst ass I have ever seen. The goddamn Michelin Man with a pimple problem merged with Yaniv's leaked Double Pitted Voidscream selfies.

But seriously, I have noticed this with cows. They all think KF is uniformly their ENEMY FACTION and its such a tell to their narcissism and the fact that they obsessively check their own threads and no one else's. Gunt, Fuentes, and all those rightoid shock jock types thinks Karen Farms is all woke libs working on behalf of the Huffington Post. Keffals and Rat King denizens think its all alt right nazis here to institute genocide.

There seem to be no rhyme nor reason to it until you realize the common logic behind these widely variant views is the lolcow themselves. The final protagonist of the universe, the center of the story, the eternal victims.
Never mind KF is always just finding what others publicly posted before or piecing together information available to anyone. Never mind all the other threads for all the other people of all types of ideological and background persuasions. Never mind that the site started to follow CWC and CWC first became famous not just for bad art and response to criticism but also his outlier levels of racism and homophobia. Never mind it was this site that exposed Isabella Janke, an actual suicide baiting monster-troll who often targeted troons. No, none of that matters. Because KEFFALS is sad because KF found things KEFFALS posted publicly and therefore it exists just to torment KEFFALS. And KEFFALS can become famous for cancelling others but its oppression and literal violence to cancel KEFFALS.

Truly it is this protagonist syndrome, as well as being a massive dumbass, that is the central element in being a lolcow. Something exhibited perfectly by this amphibian looking clout chaser.

 

[John Freeman]

I go away from this thread for two days and I come back to the worst ass I have ever seen. The goddamn Michelin Man with a pimple problem merged with Yaniv's leaked Double Pitted Voidscream selfies.

But seriously, I have noticed this with cows. They all think KF is uniformly their ENEMY FACTION and its such a tell to their narcissism and the fact that they obsessively check their own threads and no one else's. Gunt, Fuentes, and all those rightoid shock jock types thinks Karen Farms is all woke libs working on behalf of the Huffington Post. Keffals and Rat King denizens think its all alt right nazis here to institute genocide.

There seem to be no rhyme nor reason to it until you realize the common logic behind these widely variant views is the lolcow themselves. The final protagonist of the universe, the center of the story, the eternal victims.
Never mind KF is always just finding what others publicly posted before or piecing together information available to anyone. Never mind all the other threads for all the other people of all types of ideological and background persuasions. Never mind that the site started to follow CWC and CWC first became famous not just for bad art and response to criticism but also his outlier levels of racism and homophobia. Never mind it was this site that exposed Isabella Janke, an actual suicide baiting monster-troll who often targeted troons. No, none of that matters. Because KEFFALS is sad because KF found things KEFFALS posted publicly and therefore it exists just to torment KEFFALS. And KEFFALS can become famous for cancelling others but its oppression and literal violence to cancel KEFFALS.

Truly it is this protagonist syndrome, as well as being a massive dumbass, that is the central element in being a lolcow. Something exhibited perfectly by this amphibian looking clout chaser.

Narcissism is to lolcows what narcissism is to lolcows. Truly there is no parallel.

 

[Buddhabouya]

Post the video of them crying

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

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Oh yeah, this is a dumb troon I posted in this thread before, the baseball cap one.

Anyway, I’m actually a big Destiny Stan guys, always have been. Lucas sniffed me out. 1488, gas the troons, hail JK.

The Trevor Project is a hotline for LGBTDFGHNJKSGDS+ people and all they show is tranny pride flags and emblems, I find it funny in an ironic sense that Gays and the like are basically now seen as "not good enough" for progressive shit, even "Pride" thing now is about trannies and "non binaries" and the like, I feel bad for some, but at the same time these people didn't fight back against retardation (even more so than regular homo shit).

 

[Winter]

Post the video of them crying

For anyone wondering, yes there is way more that I recorded. Here's a preview of the full thing while I edit down the 3 hours of footage I got.

 

[Oerlikon]

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For anyone wondering, yes there is way more that I recorded. Here's a preview of the full thing while I edit down the 3 hours of footage I got.

Didnt realise how fat lucas actually is. Thats what hrt and no self respect does to a MFer

 

[Buddhabouya]

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For anyone wondering, yes there is way more that I recorded. Here's a preview of the full thing while I edit down the 3 hours of footage I got.

Thank you for all your hard work

 

[PaladinBoo]

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Your CNN tears are so yummy Lucas! Yummy!

 

[Ishtar]

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Bit late, and political spergery, but I have to honestly admit I respect this. It’s refreshingly honest and free of the sophistry and verbal jesuitry a lot of his kind engages in that amounts to the same thing.

Most leftists and liberals think this way, but they don’t overtly say it, or as casually as Lucas does. But they share the same fundamental view.

Lucas has the advantage of just being a troon streamer so he can express what his political “side” really feels without any other political or social considerations or restraint.

 

[Winter]

Pic isn't edited btw.

I decided to mostly leave the 3 hours unedited because surprisingly, there is not as much dead air as there usually is and because he spends 98% of the time talking about Kiwifarms and coping lmao. Sorry if that disappoints some of you, I prefer brevity but only the first hour is really necessary anyways

 

[John Freeman]

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For anyone wondering, yes there is way more that I recorded. Here's a preview of the full thing while I edit down the 3 hours of footage I got.

That deep down part of me evolved to sympathize with my fellow man untold millennia ago is really wanting to feel bad for this guy. Honestly seeing another person cry in general makes me feel shitty because that’s just how we’re evolved — but then any sense of remorse, any tinge of that voice in the back of my head beckoning me to offer my condolences is completely squashed out by one peek at Lucas’s timeline.

Lucas is in a compromising position here. It’s probably pretty lame to have an entire (very active, diligent, and autistically brilliant) mob trying to compile your personal information and leak your private shit into the public eye. I can’t imagine it’s fun. But then, he did this to himself. He couldn’t just be a faggot quietly. He had to be a smug cocksucker who wears a shit eating grin whenever he “ratios” or “owns” someone. He thought he was invincible. He held himself confidently fucking with anybody he felt like, and since he’s an absolute retard who’s made all the wrong enemies, every little slip up is literally under a microscope. He’s just so impossibly smug you literally can’t feel bad for him. Imagine thinking you’re that awesome with nothing to show for it. He let high Twitter engagement numbers go to his head that fucking much. Remarkable.

 

[stupid frog]

The best part is, he told his whole fan base there's porn of him. You know people will seek it out.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Ok, Islam dump. Here’s an edit courtesy of @LikeAStone to start us off:


And here’s the rest in no particular order in a spoiler.

Spoiler: Warning: Ugly and Fat

A message for Lucas:
God forgives, I don’t.