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[arthurdaley]

he posted this video on FB about HOPE not being happy to see him. gee, i wonder why she couldn't give two shits about you, jack

also, lol @ how he's completely out of breath from waddling a few steps


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You can hear his dead leg being dragged behind him, lol

 

[BentDuck]

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Jack once again showing he doesn’t know anything about what he talks about. Caleb Swanigan didn’t drop dead all of a sudden, in peak physical condition. He dropped dead because he gained 300 lbs over the course of 2+ years and that was too much stress on his heart, even if he was in shape enough to play professional basketball just a few years ago.

It’s a pretty sad story, but of course, Jack is taking the tragedy of someone and trying to make some cryptic, idiotic statement out of it.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I figured out what’s different about the JOTG video. Remember how Jack couldn’t remember the name of the place (Townsquare Social) at the end of the video? He drops in a still image of him posing like a tard in front of the Townsquare Social video toward the end. It doesn’t change the length of the video because they are dropped in over the top (2 or 3 times) of his rambling. He didn’t cut out or add anything, just dropped in the image.

Here’s a screen cap for your reference.



Timestamp: 8:32 (the first one, he drops it in a few more times after that)

I don’t know if this confirms or denies he reads KF, because him forgetting the name was definitely discussed here. But regardless, he isn’t angy about us making fun of the hat (yet).

Edit: Mea culpa and disregard (see post directly under this one), but please enjoy the tard hat photo of Jack.

 

[charlesdickens]

That still is in the archived version.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Hello! My name is Elder Jack, and I would like to share with you this Book of Jesus Christ!



Also: NAME A COMFORT FOOD. DO IT NOW AND DO IT RIGHT.



The only comment Jack responded to (outside of reaction emojis):

 

[rubytintedchix]

That still is in the archived version.

Shit. I could have sworn that wasn’t in the original. Disregard. Did he drop it in multiple times too?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Hello! My name is Elder Jack, and I would like to share with you this Book of Jesus Christ!

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Also: NAME A COMFORT FOOD. DO IT NOW AND DO IT RIGHT.

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The only comment Jack responded to (outside of reaction emojis):
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Why would the last three years be a sign that Godbearjesus is coming back? It's almost like Mushbrain is just saying words that he feels is somehow pithy and yet due to his bad braining just comes off as strange,

And two people can't have the same idea of comfort food? Fuck you Jagoff.

he posted this video on FB about HOPE not being happy to see him. gee, i wonder why she couldn't give two shits about you, jack

also, lol @ how he's completely out of breath from waddling a few steps


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When your dog isn't happy to see you then you know you're doing something wrong.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Mommywife must be REALLY tightening his "review" budget.



I'll add this as an edit to avoid clogging up the thread - looks like Jack's getting ready to celebrate today's news. Or complain about Big Tech and the MSM. It's hard to tell.

Can't wait for a part 2 of his Roe v. Wade Eye to Eye!

 

[salmonellajack]

Why does Hope live on the "set" at the "show"?

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Mommywife must be REALLY tightening his "review" budget.

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We don't have Sams Club here but considering Costco pizza is made up of cardboard and canned sauce, it's surprisingly decent.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Mommywife must be REALLY tightening his "review" budget.

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wait, so did he use that bucket-hat-cum-beard memoji for all of one day and then change it back? or does FB let you have multiple? because that’s a good case for him reading the farms considering we immediately pointed out how gay it was

 

[Richard Mongler]

Mommywife must be REALLY tightening his "review" budget.

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I'll add this as an edit to avoid clogging up the thread - looks like Jack's getting ready to celebrate today's news. Or complain about Big Tech and the MSM. It's hard to tell.

Can't wait for a part 2 of his Roe v. Wade Eye to Eye!

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Even when something happens that Mushbrain agrees with, he still finds a way to bitch about something. Fascinating.

 

[captkrisma]

Mommywife must be REALLY tightening his "review" budget.

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I'll add this as an edit to avoid clogging up the thread - looks like Jack's getting ready to celebrate today's news. Or complain about Big Tech and the MSM. It's hard to tell.

Can't wait for a part 2 of his Roe v. Wade Eye to Eye!

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I'd be more concerned about the news that directly affects me as opposed to something that would never affect me...in Jack's case it's finding meth in his Arby's curly fries.

 

[Liquid Vergil]

Why would the last three years be a sign that Godbearjesus is coming back? It's almost like Mushbrain is just saying words that he feels is somehow pithy and yet due to his bad braining just comes off as strange,

Pop-Protestants like Jack love to think they're living in Revelations instead of focusing on important things. Joe Biden probably wore a certain color tie or some stupid shit like that and a schizo at the murderchurch found a way to tie it into the end times.

 

[Aaway]

Why does Hope live on the "set" at the "show"?

it's fitting since the only reason jack wanted a dog was because he was desperate introduce a new "character" to the "show"

he keeps her in the kitchen when he's filming because he wants her to bark and give him an excuse to mention her. not to mention he's made HOPE merch and even put a barking sound into the new CWJ intro

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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[Aaway]

Original:

recipe stolen from food network

 

[rubytintedchix]

recipe stolen from food network

The first 1-2 minutes of the video Jagoff admitting he’s in over his head was pretty kino. Sounds like he’s trying to walk back the Guy/Gordon in September too. Pussy ass bitch.

Also, the butter dish size continues to annoy me. That isn’t a butter dish, it’s a butter serving plate.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

recipe stolen from food network

The original source is Julia Child's own book, so this appears to be the first actual Julia Child recipe he's done. And of course he fucks it up. The recipe says to "delicately fold" the egg whites into the mixture, but he whisks it in instead. The egg whites are what give the souffle its lift, and by whisking it in the structure of the egg whites breaks down.

 

[Quixotic Man]

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"All of her stuff has been difficult."

You are doing all of her easiest recipes, including one meant for literal toddlers. You run a cooking show Jack, thickening a sauce should not be highly technical sorcery to you.