Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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I might had well say it here. Progs like Blobbo speak in buzzwords and platitudes about "women's bodies" and "reproductive health" and other such nonsense when I look at the issue of Roe v. Wade. Full disclosure: I have never read the 1973 decision and I can bet you that people like Bob never have either because I only get incoherent prattling when I when I ask about precedent and what interpretation of the constitution does it use. One of the most common arguments it that that it sends America back to the dark ages without citing any real law or constitutional amendment. My crude understanding of it is that the decision hinges on an extremely flawed interpretation of the fourteenth amendment.

Newsflash for the Progressive dipshits: history is not a linear path with an endpoint (utopia) and there is no "right side of history" either. History is a long chain of cause and effect that continues from when modern humans first appeared to when the species finally goes extinct. It is beyond stupidity to believe that Roe v. Wade ever was unassailable and that the pendulum could never swing in the opposite direction. This is was you get when you stupid, lazy fuckers believe that you can legislate from the bench instead of trying to build consensus or draft a constitutional amendment because the tenth amendment states that any power not explicitly given to the federal government goes to the states. I am more convinced that Roe v. Wade was more an underhanded attempt for the far left to accumulate more power for themselves than any real concerns about women's rights.

Additional, this utopian thinking that Bob and his cohorts subscribe to was always a pipe dream. The literal translation of the work is "no place" because the entire purpose of the work it's named after (Thomas More's Utopia) is to question if a perfect and just place can exist.
 
Bob fedposting is fucking hilarious. I can out walk a rascal scooter, I'm not in any danger from you Blobert.

Also, I love the idea that abortion is a decision based only on religion. One, there is at least one organization I'm aware of, that's called something like Pro-life Humanists or something. I believe approximately 30% of atheists were not pro-choice (I don't know if that's all pro life or could include undecided people).

I'm a Catholic and I can articulate my reasons against abortion, and it doesn't really require me to rely on the Bible, or the Pope. Personally, I think if I were still an atheist/agnostic like when I was younger, I'd probably be more aggressively pro-life. If there's no afterlife, god, etc. to me it seems even more abominably wicked to stop a life at its inception. Now instead of your infintesimally breif flash of life in the cosmos, you get fuck all.
 
Shut up, Trudeau, it's not even your country.
Trudeau (and for that matter Bob) thinks the 'contagion' of MAGAnaiseghoulen will spread if it takes root in USA.

Bob fedposting is fucking hilarious. I can out walk a rascal scooter, I'm not in any danger from you Blobert.

Also, I love the idea that abortion is a decision based only on religion. One, there is at least one organization I'm aware of, that's called something like Pro-life Humanists or something. I believe approximately 30% of atheists were not pro-choice (I don't know if that's all pro life or could include undecided people).

I'm a Catholic and I can articulate my reasons against abortion, and it doesn't really require me to rely on the Bible, or the Pope. Personally, I think if I were still an atheist/agnostic like when I was younger, I'd probably be more aggressively pro-life. If there's no afterlife, god, etc. to me it seems even more abominably wicked to stop a life at its inception. Now instead of your infintesimally breif flash of life in the cosmos, you get fuck all.
I remember some idiot making the argument that if someone had aborted them, they wouldn't care, because they wouldn't exist (any longer). Probably the lamest attempt at a "gotcha" from the Pro Hotdog side I've ever seen.
As one of the resident Christspergs, I would argue they would indeed care if they were in like say, oh i dunno, Purgatory or even Hell as a result. (Hypothetically speaking of course; we don't know for certain where the spirits of the expired - whether by Hotdog Abortion or any other cause - Unborn-Not-A-Persons-To-Bob go). Hell, would Bob still call feti not-a-person if it could be determined in the womb if a fetus would grow up to be a Nonbinary Shitlib Hillary-fellating Democrat Voter, guaranteed? Because the funny part of all of this is, most of the feti given the hotdog abortion are from mothers who solidly vote blue, and whose surviving children (if any) are also solid blue voters. Guaranteed. Not too many right-wing red state MAGAnaiseghoulen are apt to take that route, at least not compared to Vote Blue No Matter Who's.

Speaking of Purgatory, it's too bad there's not Reverse-Indulgences where you could pay to have Moviebob tormented in Purgatory for longer the more you pay. (Despite me being a Filthy Lutheran who doesn't even believe in Purgatory let alone indulgences lol)

Dear Bob, Settled Law requires 2 things. 1. That the legislature Pass the law and 2. The courts uphold the law. One of those never happened with Roe v Wade.
Bob's so stupid he thinks that Courts are legitimately empowered to legislate from the Bench.
 
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Is Bob getting ... crazier? I honestly can't discern the point of this line he's fixated on so autistically. Does he think it's funny? It's not. Does he genuinely believe it? Really creepy if the answer is yes.

Twitter is a hell of a drug.
 
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Is Bob getting ... crazier? I honestly can't discern the point of this line he's fixated on so autistically. Does he think it's funny? It's not. Does he genuinely believe it? Really creepy if the answer is yes.

Twitter is a hell of a drug.
This isn't mere autism. He may be approaching the event horizon of solipsism (if he hasn't already).
 
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Is Bob getting ... crazier? I honestly can't discern the point of this line he's fixated on so autistically. Does he think it's funny? It's not. Does he genuinely believe it? Really creepy if the answer is yes.

Twitter is a hell of a drug.
I think it's a mix of both. On one end, he thinks it's funny to dehumanize people and doesn't comprehend that nobody regardless of politics likes that outside really hardcore bigots. On the other, he has tweeted multiple times that he can't comprehend not always going for scorched earth and thinks the only reason the Golden Rule is practically universal is because old civilizations needed more people around for physical labor rather than any inherent value in life. Modern society not having this handicap since the void can be filled with machines and foreigners.
 
Bob simps for abortion because it's one of the things no-effort male feminists simp for. I can't help but think he's still holding a torch for HotDog Abortion Girl and hopes this will get him back into her good graces.

I think it's a mix of both. On one end, he thinks it's funny to dehumanize people and doesn't comprehend that nobody regardless of politics likes that outside really hardcore bigots. On the other, he has tweeted multiple times that he can't comprehend not always going for scorched earth and thinks the only reason the Golden Rule is practically universal is because old civilizations needed more people around for physical labor rather than any inherent value in life. Modern society not having this handicap since the void can be filled with machines and foreigners.

Bob is basically Oliver Crangle from the Twilight Zone episode "Four O Clock". Only there's no power in the world that could make MovieBob tiny.
 
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I'm of two minds on this thing.

The libertarian part of my brain thinks abortion should be legal.

But there's another part of my brain that goes "Ah, fuck women."
The libertarian in you should welcome this decision, which simply empowers states to make their own abortion laws and furthermore curbs the power of the unelected judiciary to legislate from the bench
Trudeau (and for that matter Bob) thinks the 'contagion' of MAGAnaiseghoulen will spread if it takes root in USA.
Well, Castro Jr is a fucking dipshit tyrant so he has every right to be afraid. Blob on the other hand is too stupid to realise that he's going to concentration camp regardless of whether the extreme right (which MAGA is not, but he thinks they are) or the extreme left (that he simps for) take power
 
Well, Castro Jr is a fucking dipshit tyrant so he has every right to be afraid. Blob on the other hand is too stupid to realise that he's going to concentration camp regardless of whether the extreme right (which MAGA is not, but he thinks they are) or the extreme left (that he simps for) take power
Bob is going to camp because he's an obese, decadent manchild. Instead of a concentration camp however, the powers the be would send him to fat camp.
 
Bruh, he can't
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A few things, Lord of Lynn,

1. You ain't doing shit tubby so cope and seethe.
2. Saying that you want to kill pro-lifers (yes, even the nice ones) is actually free speech and allowed because of things line Brandenburg V Ohio so go crazy you coward. You've done it before.
3. Saying that you will take your grandpa's totally real handgun and gun down pro-lifers (yes, even the good ones) would be considered an actionable threat until the authorities realize that it's you saying it and would laugh at your limp dick flailing.
He's not talking about getting in trouble with the law, he's talking about what he actually fears in life: getting banned from Twitter.

Regarding the law, Bob is the perfect type of retard who thinks he understands how the law protects him completely at all times who unfortunately will never find out otherwise because he's too big of a retard. He's such a loser he's not even going to get something justified like a DUI since he drinks alone in his mom's basement. Bob's real legal punishment is that the world will never take notice of him like he thinks he deserves, though I think he should try appealing that judgment to the Supreme Court.
 
Bob and morons like him on the left when their side gets political wins: “The electoral college and Supreme Court are good things!”

Bob and morons like him on the left when things don’t go their way: “Abolish the electoral college and Supreme Court!”
Tactics and targets.

Life begins at conception, and personhood ends when you interact with MovieBob.
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Miscarriage is fetal death from a disease state, exactly the same as death from any disease at any age. I cannot figure out what thinking process that equates miscarriage with manslaughter.

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So is abstinence.

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Bobby is very threatening. I'm sure every pro-life person that remains in Massachusetts is planning to move out.
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Bobby refuses to obey Uncle Joe.
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Uncle Joe can be assured this won't turn into another Summer of Love. No one cares about woman issues enough to loot Targets.

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Impeach people who did their job and fixed up a bad law.
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LOL was there such an oath? Would a SOCTUS have to swear by each of the thousand "settled laws"?

Liberals don't melt down, conservatives do (archive of story)
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With God's blessing.

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Much of the Bible was written by the cultural elites of their time. But even if the author were illiterate, so what? God guided them as to what to write. I was reminded of a very touching Caravaggio painting, now unfortunately destroyed, of an angel instructing St. Matthew to write down the Gospel.

It pleases my cold dark theocratic heart to imagine how angry Fakeahontas must be now.
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The SCOTUS salt will continue to flow.
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Just move to Colombia, or neck yourself.

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AOC tells her fans to go harder. oops I mean vote harder.
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Rando explains the difference between the voters for Republican and Democrats,
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Ageism is cool if that gets me what I want. Tactics, targets.
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Yup. If you pay judges and politicos minimum wage, rest assured they would go seek alternative income -- and they happen to be in a position to get lots of it. I thought IT guys are supposed to be logical?

Bobby compares DEI (Diversity, Equality, Inclusion) training with Sunday sermons.
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I thought he found Catholic School traumatic?

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BTW the "ablest slur" Arkle takes offense at is "retard".

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Who is that Uncle Fester in a wig?
 
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AOC tells her fans to go harder. oops I mean vote harder.
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I love that he wrote all this to his waifu when it has nothing to do with what she said and is arguably kinda the opposite of what she said.

Also, fun to learn that Joe Scarborough doesn't even know who controls the Senate.
 
LOL was there such an oath? Would a SOCTUS have to swear by each of the thousand "settled laws"?

And, technically, isn't a case "settled" when the SCOTUS rules on it? By definition, the "settling" is whatever their ruling is. Even if they pull a 180.... it's final until and unless a later iteration of the court reverses.....
 
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