Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[All becomes gunt]

That you, RJ?

No i am one of CRP's many children.

 

[trickyzerg23]

I have hoped that Andy would one day fix his life but he keeps disappointing me..

Are you a masochist? Why would you hurt yourself with such unwarranted optimism??

 

[Miller]

No i am one of CRP's many children.

Hello there, mocap artist.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Now this is Kino. Daiymo singing won't back down by Johnny Cash / Tom Petty.

https://youtu.be/ym_Duk32Oyo

 

[Jose Jordan]

Holy Based

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Hearing PPP talk about politics is somehow refreshing - he sounds like he actually gives a shit.
Aaaaand Warski interrupts him for fucking superchats. I don't know what I expected.

 

[grrr]

all becomes tardski

 

[cokeski1488]

another show dedicated to ethan ralph. tardski is so creative

 

[Jasper2K]

PPP looks like Andy Milonakis. Ouch.

 

[berenstain]

They have the same BMI, but Chantal has 20 more years of having that BMI. What are the chances that someone in his early 20s needed a gallbladder removal? Legit question. I don't know, it just seems pretty early on in Ashton's superfat journey to be getting a surgery about it

PPP is literally autistic, supposedly diagnosed as a child. Autism is associated with all sorts of gastrointestinal issues. His gallbladder removal probably only partially had to do with his obesity, if at all.

 

[FrenlyGuy]

wow forgot he used to have a chin

"My God, you've gotten fat."—Edna Mode



Also the resemblance is uncanny

Spoiler: Good photoshop

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

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Holy Based

I for one support the line of Pires dying out.

That is to say unless Papa Pires managed to pop out some illegitimate children with his Secretary after being disappointed in Andy

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"My God, you've gotten fat."—Edna Mode



Also the resemblance is uncanny
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Spoiler: Good photoshop

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Sheen being Warski. Constant low IQ interruptions and only wants to talk about himself.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

I for one support the line of Pires dying out.

That is to say unless Papa Pires managed to pop out some illegitimate children with his Secretary after being disappointed in Andy

Sheen being Warski. Constant low IQ interruptions and only wants to talk about himself.

Andy Retardski is dragging PPP into his hell of the anti-kino which is cursed

Pre Casino PPP was honestly legendary and I rewatch the shows

 

[Chris Mclean]

Guys we have to support Vickers! Altistic Right and the deranged newfag Metokur fanboys who took over the gunt board said this was a gay op and its actually based to use lawfare to silence critics. Russel Greer vindicated.

Most of the guntboard jannies have been discord fags from the start.
Its still really suspect that the mods refuse to verify teaclips even though Josh called her out as Fslur.

Sheen being Warski. Constant low IQ interruptions and only wants to talk about himself.

 

[trickyzerg23]

I can’t handle Ralph getting Ws like this. Andy’s autism in continually revisiting the title of the episode is infuriating. However, this is the best KC episode yet.

 

[Jasper2K]

Man they are shilling the cumroad hard. It's almost like they wish they could paywall all their content. Oh and Warksi Instagram insert no one cares faggot.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Man they are shilling the cumroad hard. It's almost like they wish they could paywall all their content. Oh and Warksi Instagram insert no one cares faggot.

Isn't the Gumroad all still Survivor Content or 90 day fiance watch parties? Sounds gay AF.

 

[Chris Mclean]

Tardski using Kino to describe things is how i imagine black people feel when white people use the N-word.

 

[Info Neutral Agency]

If Andy and Ashton ever start their merch store, they become their Daddy Gym by having shitty merch that someone or some people with autism would wear.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

If Andy and Ashton ever start their merch store, they become their Daddy Gym by having shitty merch that someone or some people with autism would wear.

They always delay their merch store all the time. Remember when it was supposed to be late May? It’s now late June. Last week they said the merch store is coming out this week but for some reason the merch store is pushed back for next week again.

Truly shows the laziness and decadence this show how

Also you could tell Tardski was desperately trying to insert his “GYM BRO” shilling of his Instagarbage page. Nobody cares T-T-Tardski