Prison Letters (6/13/22) - New Chris Jail Letter to Helena - Bella was possessed by demons and had a "pedo scheme", Helena attempted to collaborate with Chris as he's creating a new book, Soul Bonding is now just holding hands

[The Midnight Rapist]

His Attraction Signs always specified a boyfriend-free girl aged between 18 and his own age. He would increase the maximum as he aged, but the minimum never changed.

For the sake of accuracy, I will mention he did once increase it to 23, but that was on a dating website and back in 2014. Link

 

[Chazzed Up]

Chris could've made the attraction sign "between 0 and 120 years old" and his odds would remain the same as any other age range he's used.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

But who are we trying to kid with tall tales about Chris brandishing a gun here? If that moron decides to go on a rampage, he'll either just buy a whole bunch of Lego figures, declare them effigies of his mortal enemies, put them in a jar and start shaking them...

He'll even fill the jar with his own navy to drown them in his essence.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Chris could've made the attraction sign "between 0 and 120 years old" and his odds would remain the same as any other age range he's used.

Untrue. Ladies above 50-60 start getting really desperate. Chris could probably score with the more desperate of them. If he was willing to go old and twisted enough to bang Barb, he really didn't have to bang Barb. He was just too lazy to meet other old ladies.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Untrue. Ladies above 50-60 start getting really desperate. Chris could probably score with the more desperate of them. If he was willing to go old and twisted enough to bang Barb, he really didn't have to bang Barb. He was just too lazy to meet other old ladies.

Would be interested to see how many 50-60 year old ladies want to fuck a tranny that shits his pants and can't hold basic conversation, or perform sexually. Maybe the Chris of 20 years ago would've stood a chance if he could've reigned in the spergy attitude a bit, but current Chris? His very small dating pool is composed of psychopaths online who fetishize him specifically.

 

[Glowie]

Chris Angry No?

Pride is not a sin oh Chris.
Eels and the Eggman stop being such faggots and show the full letter.

Chris cock suckers are faggots and will keep blowing each other because muh moral decency

Chris white knights are part of 41 club and are retarded

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Chris is better off in prison than homeless, which suggests that due to the consistent life pattern of things ending up for the worse, it seems Chris may not be sent to prison after all...I hope he doesn't end up causing a deadly stampede at a pro-abortion protest this year.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Chris is better off in prison than homeless, which suggests that due to the consistent life pattern of things ending up for the worse, it seems Chris may not be sent to prison after all...I hope he doesn't end up causing a deadly stampede at a pro-abortion protest this year.

The courts in many states have let a lot of people down in recent years in reference to criminal cases, in regards to Chris they haven't really done a good job at giving Chris suitable punishments either for the misdemeanours committed if you want to consider the fact that he didn't really learn anything from them and in fact made him more irrational and angry at the law/jerkops in the end, although maybe I suppose for someone more normal and sane maybe they would have come to an understanding at what they did was wrong and learnt that it's not worth doing something that you want to do but you know deep down is wrong, but not Chris ohh no, he's an untouchable special women who's been vilified by these so called "toxics".

Prison is too good for him, like many people here have already said, the moment he learns he's not actually allowed to return back to the temple it will be one of the greatest saltiest tard rages Chris has ever had in his life, especially once he learns all his toys were removed from dah hoard.

 

[A-№1]

Tbh 14BC isn't a bad home, if it hadn't had the Chandlers living in it since the 80's destroying the property value.

Only since 2016. It was rebuilt after the fire.

The fire was cleansing.

You should buy the house, then he can be extra enraged when his dream girl lives there and he's not allowed inside.

All of Chris' girls are dream girls. Some are nightmares.

Throughout history being able to have a much younger (adult) wife was a sign of high social status.

There's a much simpler biological reason. As women age they are more likely to produce defective offspring. Consider: How old was Barb when she had Chris?

The gender role has just kind of reversed in popular culture recently, so now there's cougar-worship.

I'm not seeing that. Certainly not for marriage.

Ladies above 50-60 start getting really desperate.

Not that desperate. Rollin & Trollin Chris, yes. Classic Chris, maybe. Modern troon pony nightmare Chris? No fucking way.

Prison is too good for him,

Chris doesn't really have the mental capacity to truly "appreciate" prison, anyways.

 

[Ophelia]

The punishment Chris will appreciate is hunger.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I'm not seeing that. Certainly not for marriage.

Maybe that's the case in France with Macron.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Why did he not want to date older women anyway? Didn't he want "Lovely Weather" to be a "Barb 2"?

I'm not sure if he understood what menopause is, but it might be because he wanted to date someone young enough to birth Crystal. Same reason (he claimed) he wouldn't date blacks, because he foresaw Crystal would be white.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Chris in prison would be exceedingly boring. Homeless McDonalds WiFi Chris is a better outcome for content.

Is it too much to ask for someone who speaks English to write the summary if we can’t have the original?

I've seen all kinds of people like that in the city before. The kind that'd probably live in a subway or train station, have almost all their teeth missing, primarily vape as a form of sustinence among other things. Chris is probably perfect for the homeless lfe, the more I think of it.

 

[A-№1]

The punishment Chris will appreciate is hunger.

Hunger isn't a punishment. It's a teacher.

Unfortunately for Chris, he doesn't learn.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

He lives in argentina in a shithole house that almost looks like an adobe hutt with his grandmother, so doubtful.
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"I met my fiancee through Sonichu"

God, I hope they can't reproduce...

 

[thegooddoctor]

Would be interested to see how many 50-60 year old ladies want to fuck a tranny that shits his pants and can't hold basic conversation, or perform sexually. Maybe the Chris of 20 years ago would've stood a chance if he could've reigned in the spergy attitude a bit, but current Chris? His very small dating pool is composed of psychopaths online who fetishize him specifically.

I think the only people who could unironically ever date Chris would have to be cows or the literal hobos.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

Chris is better off in prison than homeless, which suggests that due to the consistent life pattern of things ending up for the worse, it seems Chris may not be sent to prison after all...I hope he doesn't end up causing a deadly stampede at a pro-abortion protest this year.

Chris could end the abortion debate once and for all: He's an example of what happens when defective fetuses are delivered live.

That he comes from a conservative Christian background will make even Evangelicals embrace Misoprostal as an Eucharist substitute.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Chris is better off in prison than homeless, which suggests that due to the consistent life pattern of things ending up for the worse, it seems Chris may not be sent to prison after all...I hope he doesn't end up causing a deadly stampede at a pro-abortion protest this year.

The only thing saving his "legacy" would be him dying in a hilarious way

Thing is Chris is in his 40s now. If you're a healthy guy who looks after himself there's not a lot of difference to the 30s these days but chris isn't and he's gonna feel the 40s as his body won't excuse a lot of the abuse anymore. Homelessness combined with some health condition which just doesn't go away on it's own and his own stupidity/reality denial could very quickly spell death for him. Remember the unclit.

A hilarious death would be perferable to succumbing to gangrene/a treatable cancer/diabetes/etc. and a lot less depressing tbh

I'd be willing to bet serious cash on him not surviving to see his 50s if he's not in a group home or any other kind of supervision. (I include prison here too because you usually don't want people to die in your prison, especially not if they're certified tards)

 

[Naamaleipuri]

TL;DR Chris shits himself and does nothing

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I think the only people who could unironically ever date Chris would have to be cows or the literal hobos.

I've said it before, but he really shot himself in the foot by excluding other autists. There's any number of femcels and spergettes who he could've banged, maybe at cons or anime clubs or meeting on deviantART or Fanfiction, you know the sort I mean.