DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

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> but there were lots of people on Playstation

Useless motherfucker. Why didn't he change to the Playstation?

"The good news: Capcom Fighting Collection got me money very well online with little to no lag in turning money over and dropped deposits! The bad news: I couldn't find enough people to consistently give me their money but there were lots of people giving money to others. Now upping all vids at once so I can cry about it later"

 

[SupremeVictory]

2. Inconsistent tips acquisition — the Fag Streak has permanently fucked with Phil’s head. For almost an entire year, he was making over $200/ day in pure cash and the unhinged behavior of a handful of losers made him believe that it’s completely possible for him to wrangle upwards of $300/ day in perpetuity, in the context of an ever-declining audience and an atrophied YT subscriber count that’s being propped up by troll accounts. With an incoming recession, the litmus test for the pig will be to see if his “business model” of preying on retards is full-proof… which I honestly believe it is but not to the extent that he’s expecting. Moreover, low tips and below average expectations making a certain amount of money per day bring out complete addict behavior waiting for his fix: bouts of grumpiness; irritability; lethargic behavior; inability to enjoy current activity; difficulty staying in the present. Every single one of Phil’s characteristics when he’s making no money are amplified by a thousand and we’re seeing someone in withdrawals because of their anticipation to not be able to splurge on their addiction.

Inflation is only going to get worse and Phil won't be able to continue living on $300 a day. He will either raise the tips goal or shake his pay pigs down even harder with more 1st world pig problems like his breakfast burrito exploding. Phil doesn't know how to cut back on spending, only beg harder.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

hes dasboschit publicly spoken in chat/tipped/ etc since he got doxxed?

 

[Pargon]

Inflation is only going to get worse and Phil won't be able to continue living on $300 a day. He will either raise the tips goal or shake his pay pigs down even harder with more 1st world pig problems like his breakfast burrito exploding. Phil doesn't know how to cut back on spending, only beg harder.

The day gig workers unionize is the day we can start the timer on when Phil will need to get another bankruptcy. When Doordashers collectively agree on a flat $15 convenience fee plus compensation per mile driven he will spend himself into the poorhouse trying to maintain his hermitage.

 

[Comma]

If not hitting his $300-a-day tips goal after getting $200 from one sad individual isn't proof of DSP being completely reliant on a handful of whales, I don't know what else is.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

If not hitting his $300-a-day tips goal after getting $200 from one sad individual isn't proof of DSP being completely reliant on a handful of whales, I don't know what else is.

"If I didn't get that 200 dollars I would only have 16 dollars " nigga but you did get 200 dollars so literally dooming about a scenario that didn't happen and the dents don't see anything wrong with that.

I have never seen someone so ungrateful for 200 dollars and and clown for 10 dollars at the same time.

Do you think he realizes this now that's how most of his streams have been going? Just a few people giving him chunks and would have had pittance if they weren't around?

I can't be quite sure myself. Seems like he's aware and has to spell it out to guilt trip his audience, or maybe post-nut feeling kicks in and he's made quite a sticky mess for himself.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Do you think he realizes this now that's how most of his streams have been going? Just a few people giving him chunks and would have had pittance if they weren't around?

I can't be quite sure myself. Seems like he's aware and has to spell it out to guilt trip his audience, or maybe post-nut feeling kicks in and he's made quite a sticky mess for himself.

I'm certain he does, it explains the increased begging and the attempted viral tweets, react videos etc trying to hook a few new ones.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

If not hitting his $300-a-day tips goal after getting $200 from one sad individual isn't proof of DSP being completely reliant on a handful of whales, I don't know what else is.

It almost makes me believe he really didn't get that much money on the Rambo and Howard react stream. Almost. Not really.

 

[Paladin Derich]

phil should try streaming from cozy.tv. He'd fit right in. The catboy, the gunt, and the pigroach. The perfect lolcow lineup.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

You have to admit that JaxCuxxor giving DipshitPhil $200 only to have Phil complain about the game and hold massive cope segments barely even being able to find an SF2 match is pretty fuckin funny.

1.) No crossplay, game is DOA if there is no crossplay.
2.) Why play this or pay for it when you can play all said titles on Fightcade for free with a large user base.

So he switches to PS5 and found a few more players. But of course there all dents who saw this release highlighted on the stores.

"netcode is great" but you basically played only 3 people Phil.... Wait a few days when the commodity and nostalgia wears off and no one is playing.

And the fuck head paid twice for this??? LOL.

 

[Grammatik]

so does Khet have a job rn or not

Yes, a rimjob at Tyrone's.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Yes, a rimjob at Tyrone's.

stationary's love them some fat white bitches

 

[Colonoscopy Karl]

hes dasboschit publicly spoken in chat/tipped/ etc since he got doxxed?

Yeah, someone asked him how living in Florida was like and he said it sucks because it's way too hot.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

You have to admit that JaxCuxxor giving DipshitPhil $200 only to have Phil complain about the game and hold massive cope segments barely even being able to find an SF2 match is pretty fuckin funny.

1.) No crossplay, game is DOA if there is no crossplay.
2.) Why play this or pay for it when you can play all said titles on Fightcade for free with a large user base.

So he switches to PS5 and found a few more players. But of course there all dents who saw this release highlighted on the stores.

"netcode is great" but you basically played only 3 people Phil.... Wait a few days when the commodity and nostalgia wears off and no one is playing.

And the fuck head paid twice for this??? LOL.

I've always said time and again, don't be surprised how much Phil will waste money on stuff he seems credible but will scam himself silly...

Xbox and PS5 versions?

Dumber and dumber everyday without disappointment

So right that Jaxx should get scammed he and the other Dents will outright refuse to learn basic common sense to not Tihp Phil but be guilt tripped into false paydays, lack of streaming methods incase he gets to drop from YT

 

[strandedcastaway]

Inflation is only going to get worse and Phil won't be able to continue living on $300 a day. He will either raise the tips goal or shake his pay pigs down even harder with more 1st world pig problems like his breakfast burrito exploding. Phil doesn't know how to cut back on spending, only beg harder.

"Inflation" is not why a guy making $120,000 a year who had his debts wiped out in a bankruptcy and has no children to support can't pay his bills.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

"Inflation" is not why a guy making $120,000 a year who had his debts wiped out in a bankruptcy and has no children to support can't pay his bills.

the only inflation affecting phil is his champions account (oh and khet too)

 

[Wasabi Panda]

3. Detractor sperging — the ugly question of “Is Phil actually 1MM?!” reared its ugly fucking head and this shit is embarrassing because it paints the overall detractor community as complete turbo-autists who end up making cringe ass YT videos about absolutely nonsensical stuff. It’s also validation for Phil to claim that all we day is nonsense because, unfortunately, some shit that is claimed without evidence is nonsensical. It’s already hard enough to put a separation between us and the Reddit/ YT faggots and the overlap always ends up hurting us anyways. Also, people need to stop being mad at the pig making money right before his day off. @Piece of Peace demonstrated that historically, a quality beg segment is launched immediately on the day preceding his day off and it always fucking works. Dents will be dents, nothing new here.

The worst part is this isn't the first time phil tipping himself came up, or second, or third, or fourth.

It's a cycle.

Phil tipping himself -> PROOF Khet left him -> Phil's really some genus con man the like of Charles Ponzi -> Phil is a protected lolcow because detractors actually like him and the person saying this is either looking for internet asspats from the farms or won't do it themselves just bitch someone else isn't doing it.

Usually starts when a new detractor comes and dies out when they do something that makes them equally lolcow as phil.

 

[snort inquisition]

The worst part is this isn't the first time phil tipping himself came up, or second, or third, or fourth.

It's a cycle.

Phil tipping himself -> PROOF Khet left him -> Phil's really some genus con man the like of Charles Ponzi -> Phil is a protected lolcow because detractors actually like him and the person saying this is either looking for internet asspats from the farms or won't do it themselves just bitch someone else isn't doing it.

Usually starts when a new detractor comes and dies out when they do something that makes them equally lolcow as phil.

what gets me is that the tips could be fake and i definitely think they are, but why would phil have to "tip himself"? they're two different things, he can just say "oh this dude gave me this money!!!" and it's not like anyone can say or see any differently, but retards actually think phil is donating money to himself via paypal?

 

[SauceRyuKen]

The 1MM tips are most likely real. It's PlanetJeff, the dude with the dead wife and his daily stipend to Phil. He used to be active in chat but isn't any more, because he got doxxed and detractors called his workplace and such. However, Phil does use them to salt the jar and see if the minor whalechairs will at least spring for the Dentspecs. That's really it.

I mean, if he wanted to, he could just not ever mention them and we wouldn't know. He could beg like he had 0$ in tips. But he chooses to put up the 25$ daily. He has shown to give precisely 0 fucks about transparency before, even encouraging supposedly massive whales to send him huge donations through Western Union, so if he's doing this, he has to think it's somehow beneficial. At the very least, it's an ego shield. No more single digit tip streams, ever.

EDIT: Eh, 1MM being Phil... I would deem it implausible but you know, it's not 100% impossible. I think it's just PlanetJeff/Bobbajo/Whatever he's called nowadays. True, we don't have a smoking gun but we have plenty of circumstancial evidence.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

The 1MM tips are most likely real. It's PlanetJeff, the dude with the dead wife and his daily stipend to Phil. He used to be active in chat but isn't any more, because he got doxxed and detractors called his workplace and such. However, Phil does use them to salt the jar and see if the minor whalechairs will at least spring for the Dentspecs. That's really it.

I mean, if he wanted to, he could just not ever mention them and we wouldn't know. He could beg like he had 0$ in tips. But he chooses to put up the 25$ daily. He has shown to give precisely 0 fucks about transparency before, even encouraging supposedly massive whales to send him huge donations through Western Union, so if he's doing this, he has to think it's somehow beneficial. At the very least, it's an ego shield. No more single digit tip streams, ever.

we just don't have enough evidence OMM is planetJeff. call me crazy but I think OMM might just be snort