Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
Chungus said:
Thank you random moron Instacart customer for making Russ's life slightly more unpleasant. We salute you. Already been deleted from FB.

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No Russ, you drove the extra mile because you wanted to get paid something rather than nothing. You're not nice. Stop fooling yourself.
 
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ScooterL said:
Russ sneering at religion isn't new. There's that passage in his "book" where he makes an impassioned anti-religion speech right after getting shot at by a Yosemite Sam character. He seems to have converted to atheism to get back at the Mormons for making him be a missionary instead of a lazy neet.
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Russ is the perfect example of a subhuman. There is no culture he could be born into where he would end up a good person, because he soaks up everything vile and repulsive about modern society while studiously rejecting anything with a trace of decency to it. What a disgusting pervert this defective deformed retard truly is.
Chungus said:
Thank you random moron Instacart customer for making Russ's life slightly more unpleasant. We salute you. Already been deleted from FB.

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So does this confirm that Drool Boy actually does have a car?
 
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AnOminous said:
So does this confirm that Drool Boy actually does have a car?
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Probably. We all know how lazy he is, and it would take more effort to fake having a car than just not mentioning not being able to drive at all. He probably does have a car and I can see him driving for Instacart or Door Dash.
 
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Each Uber Eats order comes with a complimentary copy of "Why I'm Making It Legal for Your 18 Year Old Daughter to Get In Bed with a Complete Stranger for Only 500 Bucks: A Short Essay from a Pro Se Litigant who is Challenging the Utah Brothel Bans."
 
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Drowningman said:
Imagine the horror of seeing him as your food delivery or your Uber ride.
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Particularly if you're an attractive woman. He got banned from Lyft I think it was for hitting on his driver. I can easily see him hitting on a customer and getting banned and complaining about discrimination. He has no sense of propriety or of their being a time and place for specific claims. Work, even if it's delivery, is the not the place to hit on people.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Particularly if you're an attractive woman. He got banned from Lyft I think it was for hitting on his driver. I can easily see him hitting on a customer and getting banned and complaining about discrimination. He has no sense of propriety or of their being a time and place for specific claims. Work, even if it's delivery, is the not the place to hit on people.
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You mean porn movies lied to me when they showed the pizza delivery guy delivering the extra sausage? My mind is blown.
 
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Damien Thorne said:
You mean porn movies lied to me when they showed the pizza delivery guy delivering the extra sausage? My mind is blown.
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On an unrelated note: Have you seen Porn without Porn? It has female porn actresses and regular guys in porn scenarios, but the guy acts normally. Like a plumber comes over, he fixes the plumbing while the girl hits on him, and then he leaves with a confused look on his face. It's hilarious. We could create a similar series with Russ, but with him as the person who does the porn tropes. It would end with him getting maced and hauled off in cuffs. I would find that funny, but the woman might not.
 
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Chungus said:
Didn't someone here connect the autism dots and figured out he had a shitty Chrysler?
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From multiple interior shots, an apartment complex drive-by, and one of his reviews, he has a silver 2015 Chrysler 200.

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Basically a retooled Sebring, complete with all the issues those had.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
On an unrelated note: Have you seen Porn without Porn? It has female porn actresses and regular guys in porn scenarios, but the guy acts normally. Like a plumber comes over, he fixes the plumbing while the girl hits on him, and then he leaves with a confused look on his face. It's hilarious.
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It's also what was likely to happen if a ''porn scenario' happened in real life, but our Rusty is too macho and horny to even think about the fact that not all men are mindless sex zombies who would throw the decency and health concerns away at the first sight of a woman acting like a whore. Or that most women wouldn't throw themselves at delivery workers.

Rusty is so rotten inside from being horny and seething 24/7 that it's a miracle he's still standing and not melting into a literal puddle of shit, but I guess he's slowly getting there.
 
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DrainRedRain said:
It's also what was likely to happen if a ''porn scenario' happened in real life, but our Rusty is too macho and horny to even think about the fact that not all men are mindless sex zombies who would throw the decency and health concerns away at the first sight of a woman acting like a whore. Or that most women wouldn't throw themselves at delivery workers.
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Women sexually propositioning a complete stranger does happen in real life, but it will never happen to Russ unless the woman is both blind and suffering from a recent traumatic brain injury. Or she's taking a bet. For a lot of money, I mean a LOT.

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It's a retailer, Rusty. The membership fee is a very small part of their profits every year. Cutting fees isn't going to affect worker pay at all, nor will it affect the revenue of the corporation itself.

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The Wal-Mart family of stores is notorious for low pay. Because of that, they usually get barely literate knuckledraggers applying. In other words, a perfect fit for Russ.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Women sexually propositioning a complete stranger does happen in real life, but it will never happen to Russ unless the woman is both blind and suffering from a recent traumatic brain injury. Or she's taking a bet. For a lot of money, I mean a LOT.
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Yeah, it happens, but most women do it at bars or scenarios where it's ok to flirt. Most normal and mentally healthy women won't throw themselves at repairmen and delivery guys like they do in porn and we know Rusty thinks this is actually happening in the real world.
 
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TractorGirl said:
Those poor women who make the mistake of smiling and thanking the sped delivery driver. HE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!
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Given his complaints about female service staff giving him the cold shoulder, I'm pretty sure he interprets normal politeness from a woman as sexual interest. Remember, this is the guy who sued a complete stranger for a date because he interpreted a like on his post about a date as acceptance of that date. It's not hard to imagine he'd consider a smile from a woman as a sign she wanted to fuck him right then and there.

DrainRedRain said:
Yeah, it happens, but most women do it at bars or scenarios where it's ok to flirt. Most normal and mentally healthy women won't throw themselves at repairmen and delivery guys like they do in porn and we know Rusty thinks this is actually happening in the real world.
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Yeah, and if a woman were to be attracted to a repairman/delivery guy, she'd probably start with texting or something similar. And even if she were going to bang a complete stranger, she would not pick Russ. What would be funny is if some morbidly obese Karen hit on him when he delivered something. We all know how Russ feels about unattractive women, especially fat women. He'd probably scream sexual harassment.
 
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