Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Bustymuffins]

Oh no, guys, Polissa is low on Mello Yello

Sounds like she needs more banana bag Mello Yello. Skip the middleman and just go full diabeetus in minutes!

 

[Bugaboo]

She buys so much Mello Yello because she has like a kiddie pool full of it in the backyard or something

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

@toilet_rainbow

This photo and tweet anger me more than anything else she's posted, this fat lazy fuck laying in bed under a pile of animals she took in that she can't care for, and she has the nerve to guilt others to help them??

 

[toilet_rainbow]

@toilet_rainbow

This photo and tweet anger me more than anything else she's posted, this fat lazy fuck laying in bed under a pile of animals she took in that she can't care for, and she has the nerve to guilt others to help them??

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I don't blame you. Every time I see that photo my mood sours. Semper fi to Gomez for shitting in her bed even though I know that it was really because he's an old guy and/or he didn't have clean litter. It's the same with her kicking her own ass while Dobby freed himself from the hot locked car-- the animals are suffering and it's "nice" to think that they're fighting back even if they really aren't.

Looks like Polissa wants to "flea" the country entirely:



Sometimes reading her tweets peeves the fuck out of me just from all the homophone fails. Her writing "to" when she means "too" is like Marissa Davis's "ect." It makes me irrationally annoyed more than it should because they always do it.

People have been setting off fireworks the week plus before the Fourth for fucking ever, but Polissa seems to think that this time it's because of people celebrating the Roe overturn:



I guarantee you 100% that those hicks are setting off fireworks because they like pretty colored explosions and setting shit on fire. That's literally it.

More of Polissa's exemplary English in action:



All of the courthouse's what? What does the courthouse have? My brain knows that she meant plural courthouses, but my inner grammar Nazi is in overdrive.



Lolcows like Polissa really have a talent for you wanting to go against something they say or are for even if you agree with them on a surface level out of spite, simply because they're that much of an assclown about it.

Wouldn't be a Polissa update without more A/C and food begging:





(What happened to the other A/Cs she just got?)

On top of that, she wants $200 for her Hot Pocket Fund:



I wonder what bottled water she gets and where it was sourced. Does she also use it to water her garden and feed the animals? Because those two things need water too. Why not just buy a 5 gallon Primo at Walmart (besides laziness)? Questions, questions...

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Polissa genuinely makes me MATI for both powerlevel and animal welfare reasons.

I wonder if she was never told “no” as a child. Also it will be very difficult to go to another country to just leech their tard bux. For some strange reason they don’t like importing those who won’t contribute.

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

I've seen cats who live in unstable social situations (such as with like unruly tiny dogs that nip at them or a million cats trying to mate with each other constantly) have behavioral issues like inapproriate urination and overgrooming leading to bald spots. Also if she isn't feeding them cat food specifically like they compete with eat other at the food bowl and have to go eat the dog's food or she tries to stretch the cat food by mixing it with dog food I have seen that cause bald spots on cats as well.

The solution to this issue is super simple, give away the cat so it can live in a calmer enivronnent.

Somewhere in this thread on one of her cutesy "I'm Polissa that QuIrKy CaT LaDy, buy me shit!" intros, she says that her cats are rescues or "born of rescues". I hope they're fixed now but I wouldn't bet someone else's money on it.

I don't blame you. Every time I see that photo my mood sours. Semper fi to Gomez for shitting in her bed even though I know that it was really because he's an old guy and/or he didn't have clean litter. It's the same with her kicking her own ass while Dobby freed himself from the hot locked car-- the animals are suffering and it's "nice" to think that they're fighting back even if they really aren't.

Looks like Polissa wants to "flea" the country entirely:

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Sometimes reading her tweets peeves the fuck out of me just from all the homophone fails. Her writing "to" when she means "too" is like Marissa Davis's "ect." It makes me irrationally annoyed more than it should because they always do it.

People have been setting off fireworks the week plus before the Fourth for fucking ever, but Polissa seems to think that this time it's because of people celebrating the Roe overturn:

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I guarantee you 100% that those hicks are setting off fireworks because they like pretty colored explosions and setting shit on fire. That's literally it.

More of Polissa's exemplary English in action:

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All of the courthouse's what? What does the courthouse have? My brain knows that she meant plural courthouses, but my inner grammar Nazi is in overdrive.

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Lolcows like Polissa really have a talent for you wanting to go against something they say or are for even if you agree with them on a surface level out of spite, simply because they're that much of an assclown about it.

Wouldn't be a Polissa update without more A/C and food begging:

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(What happened to the other A/Cs she just got?)

On top of that, she wants $200 for her Hot Pocket Fund:

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I wonder what bottled water she gets and where it was sourced. Does she also use it to water her garden and feed the animals? Because those two things need water too. Why not just buy a 5 gallon Primo at Walmart (besides laziness)? Questions, questions...

Polissa is going to be sad to learn that you can't just go to another country and make yourself at home. She has zero skills, much less any that would keep another country from booting her out. I doubt any country is lacking dishwashers and hoarders so badly they'd be honored to keep these two around.

I notice she held off on the AC begging until the frivolous birthday goodies trickled out.

 

[Rewire Tea]

I guarantee you 100% that those hicks are setting off fireworks because they like pretty colored explosions and setting shit on fire. That's literally it.

Hell, my neighbours set off a couple randomly at least once a week during late spring and summer. Just 'cause they can, so far as I can tell.

 

[Bustymuffins]

Hell, my neighbours set off a couple randomly at least once a week during late spring and summer. Just 'cause they can, so far as I can tell.

Same here. Can always hear them popping off overnight at least a couple of times a week. Usually gets accompanied by a Reddit thread wondering what the noises were. Not supposed to fire them off without a permit, but everything’s legal until you get caught.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Same here. Can always hear them popping off overnight at least a couple of times a week. Usually gets accompanied by a Reddit thread wondering what the noises were. Not supposed to fire them off without a permit, but everything’s legal until you get caught.

Around here, there's a combination of law and ordinance that limits what days and times people can shoot off fireworks for personal use (usually x number of days before and after a holiday, and nothing overnight after 10 or 11 PM). In reality, it's difficult to enforce because it's low priority with the police and most people shooting off fireworks see the police coming in enough time to hide the fireworks and deny everything. About the only time the police do anything is when someone is foolish enough to damage someone's property or injure themselves using fireworks illegally.

I notice she held off on the AC begging until the frivolous birthday goodies trickled out.

This shows the grift is intended to be never-ending. As soon as one goal is met or one "gift" is received, a new demand for something else immediately takes its place.

I wonder what bottled water she gets and where it was sourced. Does she also use it to water her garden and feed the animals? Because those two things need water too.

I'd be curious to know if her city/area has a program where people can get large rain barrels so that the water can be used to water grass and gardens without running up the water bill.. Of course, this is a practical idea and Polissa wants no part of those.

I think what might make most people MATI regarding Polissa is the fact she'd rather live in a self-inflicted squalorous environment than do anything that would make a measurable difference in her or Josh's life. Sadly, this same statement could be made for any number of grifters discussed here and existing in the wild.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

More proof that Polissa is first before anything else- Polissa begged for her “needs” much more times today than she did for her special needs cat she can’t take care of:




(“Please help my him”

I wonder if she is using speech to text a la Lou Gagliardi.)



Sounds like Gomez was neutered too early if she’s being truthful? He was also the one to shit in Polissa’s bed.

Polissa’s begging for junk food and woo gummies:





She should try tweeting just “meal” a la Lou actually.

Political Polissa:



Doctor Polissa, Woo Woman:



I dunno man, asking for DNA repair gummies is pretty anti science to me.

 

[Bustymuffins]

Sounds like Gomez was neutered too early if she’s being truthful? He was also the one to shit in Polissa’s bed.

Some heroes don't wear capes

I dunno man, asking for DNA repair gummies is pretty anti science to me.

Today "science" is whatever you think it is and all the studies and research are just "fake news". Sounds like Polissa is just riding the wave since doing some research is just too much effort in her non-air conditioned slum.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I know SNAP isn't perfect but you really have to work hard to be spending it as fast as she does and that's even given her soda and Hot Pocket addiction. Yeah, red meat's really expensive right now but chicken isn't as bad, especially if you get the cheaper packs. It doesn't look like she buys any produce, which blows my mind, but at Wal-Mart canned vegetables are under $1 and we already covered that she's buying the wrong bread. Josh doesn't look like he eats that much so whatever she's blowing the budget on, it's all her.

Fuck her twenty different ways for not being willing to go to food banks, churches and the humane society for her pets. All of those places can hook her up with things to help her pets but she's too much of a sack of shit to ask. Begging strangers online is just fine though.

 

[Rewire Tea]

I know SNAP isn't perfect but you really have to work hard to be spending it as fast as she does and that's even given her soda and Hot Pocket addiction. Yeah, red meat's really expensive right now but chicken isn't as bad, especially if you get the cheaper packs. It doesn't look like she buys any produce, which blows my mind, but at Wal-Mart canned vegetables are under $1 and we already covered that she's buying the wrong bread. Josh doesn't look like he eats that much so whatever she's blowing the budget on, it's all her

Chicken (especially cuts like thighs) can go a long way, and if food preparation is an issue, there are canned or frozen vegetable options that have to be better for you than hot pockets.

If I only had a limited amount of food money, I sure as fuck wouldn't spend $30 of it on soda, that's what really drives me about this woman.

If she's got the internet to beg, then she could...ask Google for recipes/how to cook/shop? That's how I learned to cook when I was half her age.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Chicken (especially cuts like thighs) can go a long way, and if food preparation is an issue, there are canned or frozen vegetable options that have to be better for you than hot pockets.

Minced beef is another good one. Get a big pack, divvy it up and freeze. Can bulk it out with veg, tatos, pasta or dumplings (if you guys make those).

It’s the most frustrating thing about her (and that she makes me want to pl like mad). Like you can even get ready meals that are healthier than hot pockets but she’d probably eat three at once or something (lol fat). The “crisis” is literally her own making as she’s lazy and entitled and it’s amazing that she’s as successful with her begging as she is.

 

[Spliongus]

What is it with these grifting hogs and marijuana?? Like I see so much "I've had such a stressful day and I need-" "My (insert self diagnosed condition/disease etc. here) is flaring up and my medications aren't doing anything I need-". It almost seems synonymous with Twitter grifters, at one point they'll cry about how they require marijuana.

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

This shows the grift is intended to be never-ending. As soon as one goal is met or one "gift" is received, a new demand for something else immediately takes its place.

She's been whining for AC for.a while. She actually received two small portable cooler ones earlier and within like two weeks proclaimed them not good enough (must have been pretty shitty for the gifter to see) while returning to demanding bigger pricer AC units. She just stopped asking for that for her birthday gift period so she could ask for tablets and other junk instead. I guess she didn't want to end up with a need for her birthday when she could whine for wants instead.

More proof that Polissa is first before anything else- Polissa begged for her “needs” much more times today than she did for her special needs cat she can’t take care of:

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(“Please help my him”

I wonder if she is using speech to text a la Lou Gagliardi.)

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Sounds like Gomez was neutered too early if she’s being truthful? He was also the one to shit in Polissa’s bed.

Polissa’s begging for junk food and woo gummies:

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She should try tweeting just “meal” a la Lou actually.

Political Polissa:

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Doctor Polissa, Woo Woman:

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I dunno man, asking for DNA repair gummies is pretty anti science to me.

She could at least be honest that her meds for anxiety are weed and gummies, not actual medicine.

Science also said her tap water is safe to drink and she wants a pendant for brain massage so I'm thinking the same as you about her idea of "science". I am kind of surprised she doesn't do the witch thing. She seems to fall firmly into the demographic that loves that shit.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

What is it with these grifting hogs and marijuana?? Like I see so much "I've had such a stressful day and I need-" "My (insert self diagnosed condition/disease etc. here) is flaring up and my medications aren't doing anything I need-". It almost seems synonymous with Twitter grifters, at one point they'll cry about how they require marijuana.

The vast majority of e-beggers would have their basic needs covered if it wasn't for their addictions. Polissa is a great example. She would have no problem feeding herself and her cats if she didn't spend a third of her benefits on soda.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Profile update



She’s very very angy at the moment. No long Kyttie style meltdowns yet, but:

More talk of wanting to “flea” Alabama






The Hunger Games, Divergent, and Uglies are all young adult novels that came out when she was well over adult age



Joke’s on Josh and her, a lot of trannies already use period tracking apps



Fuck OP for hoarding Plan B.

 

[taco freak]

Profile update

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She’s very very angy at the moment. No long Kyttie style meltdowns yet, but:

More talk of wanting to “flea” Alabama

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The Hunger Games, Divergent, and Uglies are all young adult novels that came out when she was well over adult age

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Joke’s on Josh and her, a lot of trannies already use period tracking apps

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Fuck OP for hoarding Plan B.

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The very definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

 

[I am vomit]

I bet she read the title for hunger games, and decided that it meant grifting on twitter.