Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Trombonista]

It's for the Razzies.

They allow YouTube movies now?

 

[Picklechu]

Not an awful lot of Wogglebug on the ol WogglebugLove Productions YouTube of late...
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Déjà vu anyone?
I mean only 1 in 15 uploads actually feature the bug himself in the past 3 months, not the best marketing of him on his own platform ngl.
Perhaps you should consider re-branding to Cynthia Hanson/Cherie Anne HapneyLove Productions...
Give the kids what they want? You vacantly talking about pre-orders and coupon codes ad nauseam?

I wonder when the last time that Cherie wore anything other than her pajamas was...?

 

[Miss Misery]

I am not going to listen to you.

Cherie, are these from the same vendor that you got YOUR Wogglebug plushie? If they are, you should include your personal one as an example in ads (even if it's not the same size, you can take a picture of just the plushie without any size references). If not, why didn't you use that vendor? The Woggleplush you have is really nicely made and it looks great.

 

[Monolith]

She should consider commissioning a Wogglebug rig and becoming a Vtuber. Having the 3d model to start with would probably help.

*One of us should. It would be funny.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

It would definitely be a step in the right direction but can she afford somebody on Fiverr to do it for her?

Don't worry, I hear her mother is fairly well off...

I wonder when the last time that Cherie wore anything other than her pajamas was...?

What makes you think that there is any distinction in her mind between sleepwear and daywear?
As she spends 98% of the year inside her bedsit what would even be the point? Pride?
By my count she owns approximately 8 different tops, one for every second/third day of the week and one sun dress for special occasions/family funerals/going outside once every few months if ever...
All in a semi constant yet totally sporadic rotation, but if I were to wager this would be judged by odor rather than season...
She can't even be fucked putting in her dentures when promoting her franchise for children, let alone change into a fresh shirt before going on camera...
Now that's professionalism!

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I am not going to listen to you.

I think you should get them to make at least 10,000 plushies just to make sure you have enough to meet demand.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

They allow YouTube movies now?

They'd made a special case for this as she has sold DVDs.

 

[WogglebugLover]

I have started fixing all of the errors in animation in the "Sylvie and the Wogglebug" movie. I have the first 20 minutes of it filmed and I decided to let you see it has improved so far.

Sylvie and the Wogglebug part 1

 

[Spastic Cologne]

I have started fixing all of the errors in animation in the "Sylvie and the Wogglebug" movie. I have the first 20 minutes of it filmed and I decided to let you see it has improved so far.

Sylvie and the Wogglebug part 1

Nobody tell her...

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I love that this is what greets you when you click that link. Woggy in glorious 480p, thrusting his bulge at a child.


Go to 4:25. The legs glitching out are terrifying.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The legs glitching out are terrifying.

The entire production is terrifying like a fever dream.

 

[WogglebugLover]

I love that this is what greets you when you click that link. Woggy in glorious 480p, thrusting his bulge at a child.
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That is not what it really is, of course

Go to 4:25. The legs glitching out are terrifying.

I've just repaired the glitching as of now.

The entire production is terrifying like a fever dream.

I don't expect you (or very many of you) to like what I do no matter how hard I work to improve it.

But I am still proud of it.

Sylvie and the Wogglebug part 1 (improved animation)

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to keep editing part 2.

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

Maybe you should make better lighting in your movies? Everything looks like its under a lamp and there is no shadows. Some vibrant lights and shadows would improve your movies greatly. Also the colours are kinda bland too. I would think that brighter, richer colours would be a nice touch. Right now everything looks kinda washed off and bland. Bery bright lighting with no shadows doesn't help.

For example, when Woggie and Cylvia are in the forest, you should add more shadows from the trees and make grass textures more greener.

 

[Miss Misery]

I have started fixing all of the errors in animation in the "Sylvie and the Wogglebug" movie. I have the first 20 minutes of it filmed and I decided to let you see it has improved so far.

Sylvie and the Wogglebug part 1

Cherie, are these from the same vendor that you got YOUR Wogglebug plushie? If they are, you should include your personal one as an example in ads (even if it's not the same size, you can take a picture of just the plushie without any size references). If not, why didn't you use that vendor? The Woggleplush you have is really nicely made and it looks great.

@WogglebugLover, can you please answer the questions I asked above?

 

[WogglebugLover]

Cherie, are these from the same vendor that you got YOUR Wogglebug plushie? If they are, you should include your personal one as an example in ads (even if it's not the same size, you can take a picture of just the plushie without any size references). If not, why didn't you use that vendor? The Woggleplush you have is really nicely made and it looks great.

No, the plushies I intend to send to my customers are not from the same vendor. I originally was going to order from them for this, but I fortunately found another one that is at least three times less expensive. This cheaper one seems like a good one as they state on their website they have been in business for at least 13 years and they have good customer reviews and a good reputation. And I have discussed my order for Wogglebug plushies through email with nicest lady at this company and they have walked me through how they intend to manufacture the Wogglebug plushies based on the drawing by my picture books artist I sent them.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I mean of the things I can fault WBL for I can’t fault her for her drive. She has a vision and the determination to fulfill it. She is dogged in keeping that vision true and has found people who help her in achieving it. That is commendable and if she wasn’t so repulsive in her hate for people who are religious or unwilling to even listen to constructive criticism about how to market her vision I would root for her. But dang that smug atheist energy is so 2005 and cringy even to my atheistic ass. So eurphoric.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Maybe you should make better lighting in your movies? Everything looks like its under a lamp and there is no shadows. Some vibrant lights and shadows would improve your movies greatly. Also the colours are kinda bland too. I would think that brighter, richer colours would be a nice touch. Right now everything looks kinda washed off and bland. Bery bright lighting with no shadows doesn't help.

For example, when Woggie and Cylvia are in the forest, you should add more shadows from the trees and make grass textures more greener.

Everything needs to be changed.

The sound balance is off. Some characters sound too loud while others sound too soft. Either lower the volume for the loud ones or raise the volume of the quiet ones.
All the characters either stand still when talking or flail about in the most unrealistic of ways. If you see them walking they tend to slide all over the ground as they're supposedly standing still.
Any child that isn't Sylvie is a monster and Sylvie is just boring as hell.
Professor Knowitall immediately is all about the Wogglebug without ever having examined one before. This leads to ridiculous lines like him saying how great the Wogglebug is just by looking at him.
Everything about this screams amateur and poorly made.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Everything needs to be changed.

The sound balance is off. Some characters sound too loud while others sound too soft. Either lower the volume for the loud ones or raise the volume of the quiet ones.
All the characters either stand still when talking or flail about in the most unrealistic of ways. If you see them walking they tend to slide all over the ground as they're supposedly standing still.
Any child that isn't Sylvie is a monster and Sylvie is just boring as hell.
Professor Knowitall immediately is all about the Wogglebug without ever having examined one before. This leads to ridiculous lines like him saying how great the Wogglebug is just by looking at him.
Everything about this screams amateur and poorly made.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Ah yes and the design for those demon children needs to be destroyed as well. Preferably in a fire while a priest chants in Latin to get rid of the evil spirits inhabiting them.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Ah yes and the design for those demon children needs to be destroyed as well. Preferably in a fire while a priest chants in Latin to get rid of the evil spirits inhabiting them.

And now, for your viewing horror, I give you: Girl Going Up Flight Of Stairs