Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Constellationzero]

I think she means be around people her same "mental" age, which is perpetually an immature 20 something "influencer." The people in her neighborhood probably were closer to her actual age, but they're married, have children, careers, hobbies, etc., and had nothing at all in common with her.

I thought maybe the smell was getting to them too. Let's face it.

 

[Gramlol]

The hotels better have 24/7 room service, no one being anything but ass kissing lest it's FaTpHoBiA, gym equipment and beds/seating at the bar and restaurants rated up to 600lbs.. and Disney plus, and no cedar in the fireplace. And preferably a hot guy to make her feel like the Kim Kardashian of the Marriot
Shes more high maintenance than the queen, but for utter trash
Good luck, hotel staff!!

 

[Freetimbit]

 

[TheMilkMaiden]

Holy Shit. I’m seriously dumbstruck. Rate me retarded for thinking Anna had any plan in that Mountain Dew 20 Kebab Mickey Mouse Pretzel saturated brain.

Here I am thinking she is going to run some co op space that involves the community and put Corissa the Sea Hag and Jay the Whale to shame. Body positive yoga with a local instructor, fat fashion swap meets, how to be a “successful” influencer workshops with special guests like Emely. You know actually create something based from all the things she has learned from her degree, job, going to promo events and being a social media “personality”

Or a coworking space for other TikTok/YouTube personalities so she can have friends come to her for easy collab access and get her narc fill and pretend she has friends.

Now I think it’s just going to be a shopfront that sells all the stuff she doesn’t keep in her hauls. Appointment only so she can do the bare minimum or online only and she will hire someone to maintain the website and mail runs.

My dream is she fractures her knee or ankle on this cruise. I’d like to see how carefree Anna would be with “the homeless life” if she had to contend with something like that.

Poor Data.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She;s already posting from the hotel bragging about expensive RHINESTONE shoes:

Betsy Johnson SB-HUDSN RHINESTONES $149.00

 

[rocknrollmartian]

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Which artsy community would accept Anna? Anna isn't even as artsy as Hobby Lobby scrapbooking craft moms. Or is she just going to pay for "friends" like she always does and have dozens of losers and users crash at her place until they're sick of her and move on to the next victim?

God, her life is so depressing. I can't think of anything sadder than skulking around various hotels as an anonymous freak with no human connection or purpose. "Permanent vacation" sounds nice until you really think about it for more than two minutes.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Someday the sponsorships and deals will dry up, and Anna will have nothing to show for it. A husband, children, and true friendships (not just transactional partnerships) don't just *happen.*
Anna should check out the GOMI/Alice Walker Wright thread if she wants to see her future, should she survive that long.
Forever alone
Behavior not appropriate for age/pretending to be younger
Alcoholic
Yearns for her internet glory days that were clearly much less glorious than she recalls
Has to pretend to have friends
Wears ridiculous tarps that are not appropriate for the occasion

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Someday the sponsorships and deals will dry up, and Anna will have nothing to show for it. A husband, children, and true friendships (not just transactional partnerships) don't just *happen.*
Anna should check out the GOMI/Alice Walker Wright thread if she wants to see her future, should she survive that long.
Forever alone
Behavior not appropriate for age/pretending to be younger
Alcoholic
Yearns for her internet glory days that were clearly much more glorious than she recalls
Has to pretend to have friends
Wears ridiculous tarps that are not appropriate for the occasion

This is the best comparison because Alice is absolutely terrified of being like Anna, lmaooo. But they really are extremely similar disconnected, alienated, and desperately lonely people.

 

[Pippeyy]

She;s already posting from the hotel bragging about expensive RHINESTONE shoes:
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Betsy Johnson SB-HUDSN RHINESTONES $149.00

"I hope everyone is lucky enough to have a friend who sends you $150 shoes for no reason". Sure. Don't we all have that ability? Money just falls from the sky for all of us.

 

[OttoWest]

There’s no way those boots are gonna fit around her inner tube ankles.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She definitely has no editor Jon with her she forgets to edit out her phone at times.

 

[M.T. Graves]

The most tragic thing here is Anna thinking she’s artistic and creative instead of just an old leech clinging to her long gone youth. In whatever hipster paradise she’s imagining herself moving into, she’s gonna be the weird old “how do you do fellow kids” lady that everyone laughs at.

 

[Catto Gatto]

I look forward to the prime content these next few weeks will produce.

Loving the footage of Anna “I’ve always had a beautiful face” O’Brien tearing into this box like a retarded caveman:

 

[I Smell Burnt Toast...]

so much to say...

FU Anna for talking about yet again being a workaholic who needed to move her "work space" out of her house. You fat lazy bitch
FU Anna for NEVER decorating any fucking room in your house like you said you would.
FU for frivolously buying a huge fucking house, never using it, and then throwing it away by selling it as you do EVERYTHING in your life.
FU for thinking at 37 its totally normal and OK to sell your house and simply live in hotels until the "universe just sorts it out". I mean wtf?? She is living off of daddys money at 37. In this fucking fantasy world.
FU for being so removed from reality that she looks forward to being homeless. I cant explain the depths of hatred I have for her, for that comment.
FU for putting Data through all this!
Im sure that all those kids that she doesn't feel comfortable around had no filter and reallllly let the "you are so fat!" and the "Look at that fat lady, she's as big as a house" comments fly-as young uncensored minds work. LOL

My prediction:
She will set up a store front on the first floor and live in the 2nd floor of that building she was standing in. She will rent the space out for crafters, tiktokers, and others to create in that space. She is talking about hiring a team. A team for what?? She has John who does jack shit already. What the hell is she going to need a team for? FUCK YOU Anna you fat lazy cow.

ps those boots are cheap and hideous. You will never wear them but you will put them on display along with those roller skates.

 

[anna's juicy face]

There’s no way those boots are gonna fit around her inner tube ankles.

Agree, the box says size 11 and I don’t think an 11 fits her anymore, especially anything not in a wide width. Hope Nina isn’t expecting her to wear those.

 

[Angry New Ager]

You know you can buy a cabin on a cruiseliner and just live there? I wonder if that's endgame here.

Seriously, it should be. Every new sailing would give her the chance to make all-new bffs, who would be on their way home before getting sick of her. She could always be the expert on shipboard life and ports of call, telling her latest fatty besties what all the best attractions and food and booze options are. She'd be like an unpaid activities director, only for deathfats. She could do all the bikini and sundress hauls she wanted by having everything shipped to a PO box near the Miami cruise terminal.

Of course, she'd gain another 100lbs in six months, and seal her poor, doomed liver's fate. And then she'd get bored, because she always does, and attempt to travel somewhere else—only to find she's too fat, too immobile, and can no longer do it.

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If this doesn't show how out of touch Anna is with her audience I don't know what will.

• Sold my house BUT I CANT TELL YOU WHY!
  • "I sold my house because i had a CHANCE to do something kinda cool and crazy and stressful."
• She bought the house knowing she was never going to stay there for long.

LOL, she bought it near the top of the market, and paid well over the listing price for it. That's not something you do if you're not planning to live there very long.

• She set the house up so it was live downstairs work upstairs.
  • She says this stopped being viable to live where she worked upstrairs.
    • Rather sure the issue was she started being unable to do those stairs.
  • She says if she needs her support and teams to not be in her home.
    • She has no team yet. But she will manifest it.
    • She says she needs to seperate her work from her perosnal life.

She has no personal life. No partner, no kids, no hobbies, no family that comes to stay, no friends she has over to hang out with. She makes social media content, orders in Door Dash, gets drunk, warches Disney shit on TV, buys more shit online, passes out, and does it again the next day. She's an empty human, living an empty life, and she craves low-effort novelty and stimulation.

If she has to separate her work life from her personal life, it's probably because she's got some vestigial amount of shame at having someone else see how much she actually eats and drinks in a day, and how much of a mess she actually is.

• "I didn't want to stay because this is a big ass house."

YOU BOUGHT IT BECAUSE IT WAS A BIG-ASS HOUSE.

• She thinks that your supposed to always be given a month after the closing date to move.
  • She complains that her buyers wanted closing date and move in date to be the same.
    • This would give her only 30 days to move instead of the 60 she wanted.

I found this on Twitter. I thought it was just about the dumbest thing I'd seen, but now realize this person is only slightly dumber than Anna when it comes to how real estate works:

• She's moving into a hotel.
  • She says she may stay in multiple hotels to rank them all in Austin.

Countless staff of high-end/boutique hotels in Austin can heave a sigh of relief if this happens: this braying, attention-seeking, alcoholic deathfat will only stay one night before moving on.

• Then she's doing a Disney Cruise (sponsorship).
• She has no plans on where she will live and she finds this exciting to be homeless.

I keep telling myself I shouldn't be surprised at how mind-meltingly out-of-touch she is, but then she says shit like this and I'm all, "Never cease to be surprised, boo. Never lose that sense of awe and wonder." Because holy fuck.

• She also admits her "big deal" isnt even come through yet.
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• She plans to stay in Austin.
  • Her area is too suburban.
  • She hates having neighbors.
  • She finds it boring.
  • No ones single.
    • She moved into a HOA that is part of a district its a lot of soccer mobs and kids.
    • She is not "accustomed" to being around children.
    • She wasn't making neighborhood friends.
  • She wants to move to a place where peopel are "her age" and her style. She wants them to be single and want to hang out with her.

So, basically, she hated everything we said she would hate about living in a family-oriented, suburban, master-planned community. We all knew last year that she would be absolutely miserable living there, and seek to escape it.

Anna, you should let Kiwi Farms make all of your major life decisions for you, as we clearly know you better than you know yourself.

• She made the decision to sell the house but wont say why or what is happening.
  • It seems the buyer demanded an appraisal to check if they were paying too much.

The buyer's entitled to seek an appraisal, and it's not an unreasonable request. She paid way over listing price for that house only a year ago, and the market's cooled since then. Prices may not be dropping yet, but from what I can tell it's less competitive—that the buyer's able to make a sale contingent upon an appraisal, instead of being rejected for whoever is willing to pay more than the asking price, speaks volumes.

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Honestly, I expect her "big secret" to either be another massive disappointment—as so many of her previous "big secrets" have been—or else just as insane, ill-considered, and impulse-driven as buying the house was.

Either way, dragging out a "big secret" for weeks or months on end is just fucking tiresome.

I didn't like her before but now I despise her

I'd be more likely to despise her if I thought anything this spoiled, overfed, drunken infant said or did was ultimately going to work in her favor. The gross unfairness of that would be too much. But, given her personal emptiness, obvious lineliness, and chronic feelings of dissatisfaction and disappointment, the best I can summon is mild contempt.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

Truth is, there is room for middle aged people in creative and youth oriented communities, but Anna either can not or will not take that role.

If she had worked, really actually worked at fashion and style and being a content creator, imagine the wealth of knowledge she would have. She should be moving on to the portion of her life right now where her “big news” was starting a business to help younger creatives get a foot in the door, teaching classes, opening a fat modeling agency or fashion mag, whatever. She has the money. Imagine an Anna with 15 years of an online presence and the desire to pass the torch.

But this is unlikely to happen for two reasons. First it means giving up the spotlight for the younger crowd. Anna always looked plain, and I think the idea of passing the torch to other influencers, even fat ones, who are younger and prettier would kill her inside.

Second, I just don’t think she has that expertise. Her backgrounds are bland, her makeup is blah, everything is just meh. A fashion influencer of her experience should t have IKEA shelves with roller skates on them. I’m not claiming to be an expert, but none of her videos or pictures capture the imagination. What young creative would look at that and say “wow, I want her to mentor me”

 

[TomatilloSalsa]

Anna is now being used as a generic stock photo for "revolting morbidly obese Ugly American" by people who don't actually know who she is.

 

[NoReturn]

She has no plans on where she will live and she finds this exciting to be homeless.

I didn't like her before but now I despise her

But this, this made my blood boil.
FUCK YOU, ANNA

Got room for me at the table?

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Austin ALMOST fits Anna - but its a bad fit like those tight spandex outfits she buys.

Where could she fit? Obviously the issue lies within, but where might she find an environment with other Annas?

She's not delusional. THIS is a narcist in its true and unaltered form. Everything is Anna and Anna is everything. Everything goes good for Anna because Anna causes good and anything bad is not due to Anna. You rarely get to see someone who TRULY is a narcissist like this.

You know, a lot of people worry they're narcissists. They see things about narcissism and "covert narcissism" and they think. "Oh no, am I like that? Do I do that? Am I actually a terrible person?"
They should all have to watch this video. That'll relieve them of that anxiety right quick.

This fucking bitch. That she has so much privilege she can just buy and sell her house on a whim, live in a hotel, and “trust the universe” really grinds my gears.

Similar to the above. I see things being called "priveledge" that aren't actually that. They're just basic rights or opportunities everyone should have (not having them putting you at a disadvantage, rather than the other party having an "unfair" advantage).
This, though? This is priveledge. Absolutely.

Truth is, there is room for middle aged people in creative and youth oriented communities, but Anna either can not or will not take that role.
If she had worked, really actually worked at fashion and style and being a content creator, imagine the wealth of knowledge she would have. She should be moving on to the portion of her life right now where her “big news” was starting a business to help younger creatives get a foot in the door, teaching classes, opening a fat modeling agency or fashion mag, whatever. She has the money. Imagine an Anna with 15 years of an online presence and the desire to pass the torch.
But this is unlikely to happen for two reasons. First it means giving up the spotlight for the younger crowd. Anna always looked plain, and I think the idea of passing the torch to other influencers, even fat ones, who are younger and prettier would kill her inside.
Second, I just don’t think she has that expertise. Her backgrounds are bland, her makeup is blah, everything is just meh. A fashion influencer of her experience should t have IKEA shelves with roller skates on them. I’m not claiming to be an expert, but none of her videos or pictures capture the imagination. What young creative would look at that and say “wow, I want her to mentor me”

First person that came to mind for me is this lady who does succulents on TikTok. She's "old", but she's got a ton of loving followers and provides good educational content.

Spoiler: Two videos from her

 

[Pippeyy]

Anna is now being used as a generic stock photo for "revolting morbidly obese Ugly American" by people who don't actually know who she is.

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I love the reasons listed for homelessness; car accident, cancer and couldn't pay their medical bills. And 11 thousand people thought that sounded right.
How many car accident homeless have you met or heard about? Gotta love how America is seen.