DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil explaining some strategies on how to beat a boss and getting hit by said boss after beating it is peak DSP.

 

[Poo Twister]

Nigga just called the shield in Sonic 2 a barrier.

"Oh there's a barrier there"

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

wop

dont call him that, that only feeds into his delusion that he's a pure eye-talian, when hes only 25% at most

 

[Poo Twister]

"Casino Night Zone music is a remix of When The Saints Go Marching In"

*Edit*
Fat finger typo.

 

[john_g]

whatever he is, he is 100% garbage

 

[blahblahblah678]

dont call him that, that only feeds into his delusion that he's a pure eye-talian, when hes only 25% at most

Well then, Phil is 100% a scamming asshole.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Why the fuck would anyone pay him to wear the sonic hat that he has on camera the whole stream behind him? It's right there, for free. There is no incentive when you give them what they want for free, while asking for the 200$ at the same time.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Hat streak: Zero.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Cardef1121]

Fit DSP might start jogging, but actually not, it's too hot outside, might get a treadmill instead, his body will CRAVE physical activity once he starts. Also he has brain damage.

It's very DSP, someone will upload the full clip, probably, but this is it in a nutshell.
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There needs to be a new sticker beyond lunacy-- double lunacy. Might I suggest 'asininity' with a peach as the icon?

 

[Corpun]

Has DSP actually ever played any rhythm games? Watching his noodle arms holding a guitar and sausage fingers keep missing notes or having him awkwardly shuffle on a DDR mat would be comedy gold.

If he does there will be so much gin input lag he will have to rage quit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wikaZOQKtUk

Phil singing Dragula is one of my favorites to laugh at

Never link Phil 'singing' again. Please just don't. The guy just lacks musical talent and I wonder if he was ever told that.

”Am I okay?”
No Phil, you are not okay in any way shape or form.

And, what a faggot
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Addicts tend to get irritable when they can't fund their addiction whale. Better step up so Phil is happy for an hour.

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Blowing up on r/cringe again lmao

https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/vkhrcp/streamer_whines_about_a_federal_holiday

I like these reddit posts and everything but it would be nice if they didn't link the fucking channel and just linked a mirror or something. He does not deserve those views.

He's done this before, too.

"WHAT ABOUT THE GYM?"

Is that the one where he stands up to show his obesity and pretend it is muscle bulk?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I am 100% calling it, that this is how he's gonna die: medical negligence/procrastination.

"Waaht? You mean I'm dying? Fucking bugged heart mechanics! No one told me you're supposed to call 911 when your left arm is numb and you have chest pains! Fucking trolls..."

"Tips goals are still in effect. $50 if you want me to not wear the hospital gown, $100 I wear the bedpan on my head, and at $150, I jump rope with the IV bag. I'll only do it once, since I'm not feeling all that great right now. Sound good?"

 

[daBonehead]

He's done this before, too.

"WHAT ABOUT THE GYM?"

*stands up and sucks in gut*

 

[Corpun]

This nigga wop is save scumming the chaos emeralds mini game for Sonic 2.

This pollak save scums for everything from minigames to his stupid fucking walking sims because he needs the best option available. It's pathetic and I would for once love to see one of these retro streams played on a nonbutchered copy of the game.

"Waaht? You mean I'm dying? Fucking bugged heart mechanics! No one told me you're supposed to call 911 when your left arm is numb and you have chest pains! Fucking trolls..."

Wuuuuuuut? I have to PAY bills for my emergency??? Stupid fucking nudnik morahn doctors literally only saved me for money because they are greedy pieces of shit. I bet they would've have killed me if they knew I wasn't paying. Whatever dood, fuck those fucking conmen loser no life fagg- funny men.

 

[Lazycunt]

I really love when he resorts to calling people pieces of shit because of lag

Like everyone who’s ever lagged against him is some sort of malicious monsters who’s intentionally doing this

He can’t ever just be a normal person and say “man this sucks, it’s kinda laggy” he just jumps straight to insults and attacks the persons character, it’s such a Dave thing

And this is why I feel no sorrow for cunt, anyone or anything that inconveniences him is in the wrong even if it's his own fucking fault.

He's currently crying like a baby about the game being bad. It's not his fault at all, because his gameplay is completely flawless, as always.

Proof:

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Look at the reaction time when he lands on the ground and then finally turns right, he is fuckng slow

 

[Need Help With Tips]

*stands up and sucks in gut*

The way his gut looks bigger from the front as he's standing up because he hasn't sucked it in just yet, and the forward lean... this is beautiful

 

[Sup3r]

Fit DSP might start jogging, but actually not, it's too hot outside, might get a treadmill instead, his body will CRAVE physical activity once he starts. Also he has brain damage.

It's very DSP, someone will upload the full clip, probably, but this is it in a nutshell.
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Holy shit, that's a new level of pathetic. He's so desperate to not admit he's unhealthy as fuck that he's trying to present standing up as a herculean task.

 

[Somecatchyname]

would you say this theory is stupider than the escort theory?

To be fair about the escort saga. He was using his fans money to fly a woman across the country it just happened to be Kat. Also, I am pretty sure that couple who made up that lie totally got some money out of Phil at least once. The one minute man theories on the other hand seem like totally bs to me.

 

[Watamelon]

"Waaht? You mean I'm dying? Fucking bugged heart mechanics! No one told me you're supposed to call 911 when your left arm is numb and you have chest pains! Fucking trolls..."

"Tips goals are still in effect. $50 if you want me to not wear the hospital gown, $100 I wear the bedpan on my head, and at $150, I jump rope with the IV bag. I'll only do it once, since I'm not feeling all that great right now. Sound good?"

YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO GET DEFIBD

DO YOU WANT ME TO RUN THE ER FOR YOU?

 

[Chef Autism]

This motherfucker has just morphed into Moe Szyslak over the years.