TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

[CWCissey]

Will Movie Bob ask for a DNA test on twitter to see if it's his? If he imagined that they were good friends for years, I wonder if he convinced himself that their relationship was sexual.

Bald, chubby, cries a lot and feels entitled to what it wants?

It's Bob's.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

So let me get this straight: Lindsay disowned her hometown/family/upbringing for being "uneducated backwater Confederate worshipping trash", moved to NYC and earned an expensive film degree from an elite liberal university....only to realize that deep down, all she really wanted in life was the ability to openly hate on Jews without facing backlash or criticism. (Or as Linsday puts it - "Old Testament baby killing colonizers that worship a Death God")

Anyway, I'm going to make a prediction: Lindsay is setting up the narrative for her dramatic return to the interwebz....as a member of the Alt-Left (...she doesn't have the balls to go full Red Pill). You know, the El Chapo Traphouse sorta dirtbag Leftists - where they're cool with replacement theory and antisemitism, and openly hate on "woke" leftist shenanigans. But they're still progressive enough to want student loan forgiveness and free healthcare.

What is this bitch on? Prince of Egypt is great even if you’re a full on fedora tipper. I think she just hates Doug that much that she wants to shit on one of his favorite movies.

 

[Far Queue]

In all honesty I hope her kid is healthy and manages to turn out well.

This is Lindsay we're talking about here. Let's just be hopeful that kid isn't a poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome. She's also pushing 40 which increases the chance for potato syndrome without other complications. Even then the baby's half fucked because it's half Lindsay, genetically speaking. Hopefully it takes after the father.

who's the father?

Spoony. No wait, that was the other one she aborted.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

I hope she quit drinking during the pregnancy.

 

[Anime Goddess]

Honestly, her " networking skill" is just another way of saying she is an hypocrite that knows how to be likeable and friendly with people she knows will be useful to her.

Another manipulative bitch that uses people as tools.

And if you aren't useful to her? She will just discard you.

Remember how Moviebob simped for her? Creep or not, she saw him as lower status than her, and of no use to her goals, so she discarded him.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I just hope the kid turns out okay, in spite of Lindsay's alcoholism and general Lindsay-ness.

 

[frap]

Spoiler: Women Sperg

Yeah woman can be catty but by the same token women know when they’re getting the backhanded compliment. The fat girl is well aware what her so-called friends are doing. She just doesn’t have the self-esteem to tell them to go fuck themselves.

In person you might get the self-deprecating ‘oh you’re so lucky not to have kids’ when catching up with a childfree friend, but it doesn’t tend to work like that online. Mothers who regret it commiserate online with other mothers, not the childless. Childfree threads draw the attention of mothers who say they have no regrets and they post to tell the childless they should have kids too because they’ll never understand what real love is if they don’t, despite the long-term horrors pregnancy and childbirth can inflict on a woman.

Anyway, the only thing approaching a survey on this topic I could find with a cursory search was this which said the majority (75%) of childfree women don’t regret not having kids. It’s still a relatively new area I guess.

Maybe Lindsay will regret it. Maybe she’s knocked up right now and this is her excuse to stop putting out content. Maybe pregnancy has given her haemorrhoids and that’s why she’s been shitting blood for weeks. Or maybe she won’t and she’s not and she really needs to see a medical professional ASAP.

Jan 3. LOL fucking called it. Classic attention whore behaviour, deliberately misleading everyone about the shitting blood thing for sympathy.

 

[Water-T]

To be fair, I also have a lot of contempt for her fans.

And lol that the theories she went offline because she was pregnant were proven correct.

At least now she had an excuse to be bitchy and bloated these past few months.

I'm not a religious man, but I will be praying that she doesn't fuck that poor child up or pull an Andrea Yates.

 

[Cobalt-60]

This is Lindsay we're talking about here. Let's just be hopeful that kid isn't a poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome. She's also pushing 40 which increases the chance for potato syndrome without other complications. Even then the baby's half fucked because it's half Lindsay, genetically speaking. Hopefully it takes after the father.

I said "hope" and not "expect" and I don't think we know the baby's name yet so there's still a chance Lindsay saddled her with something retarded to fuck up her school life and make her resent her mother.

 

[Random Internet Person]

At least now she had an excuse to be bitchy and bloated these past few months.

I'm not a religious man, but I will be praying that she doesn't fuck that poor child up or pull an Andrea Yates.

Looked her up and I doubt it. Everything Lindsay does is cold and calculated for a certain reaction and image.

 

[Far Queue]

Looked her up and I doubt it. Everything Lindsay does is cold and calculated for a certain reaction and image.

Maybe she tries to present herself that way, but she's pretty fucking bad at it. If her calculations were worth a shit, the whole canceled-off-of-Twitter arc wouldn't have happened. Or for that matter, most of what has earned her a thread here.

But let's be honest, if Lindsay really wanted to kill her kid (again) she'd just have gotten an abortion. She's getting up there in years and I'm pretty sure her husband wasn't under the impression that she was some kind of trophy.

 

[stupid frog]

What, could she not get another abortion in her state?

Stairs are free to the public, Linds.

in b4 sids

 

[Travoltron]

Maybe she tries to present herself that way, but she's pretty fucking bad at it.

Well, yeah. She's not even half as smart as she thinks she is.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Poor kid, I just imagine them trying to do anything in life and then everybody just starts sending these to bully them


Imagine a crowd of children yelling "spoonys kid, spoonys kid" over and over

 

[Kyria the Great]

I know this is getting into ageism territory, but something I really think is the most hilarious as it is terribly common in the feminist and LGBT territory is that she's still trying to act like she's hip in her early to mid 20's when she is almost 40 years old. She is proper middle aged territory and honestly I believe her long-term career prospects are looking bleak. There comes a certain age when even leftist simps will no longer Pay You Tons or listen towards your feminist critic of Cars 4 Car Harder. Truly with her being a mom I certainly hope she was wise with her money as I'm sure as shit that no royalties like film stars will sustain her.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I wish CPS could get involved and take that poor kid somewhere where she has a fighting chance to have a normal, well-adjusted life. People like Lindsey don’t deserve to have children

 

[Dr J]

I just find it hilarious that she had the abortion because, apparently, she was concerned about 'muh career' and now she's actually had a child it comes amidst her bitching that her career is over

 

[Hall of Cost Payer]

I just find it hilarious that she had the abortion because, apparently, she was concerned about 'muh career' and now she's actually had a child it comes amidst her bitching that her career is over

She couldn't say on camera that she didn't want to birth a brown baby.

 

[Dr J]

She couldn't say on camera that she didn't want to birth a brown baby.

Well, that's going to stand her in good stead with the woke community, once they find out she killed her brown baby but birthed her white one

 

[Cobalt-60]

She was, what, 25 with no husband and her Nostalgia Chick gig was going down in flames while it was unknown if she could make things work doing solo Youtube work. She probably knew it wasn't smart to have a kid. But now? Basically she's living the American woman dream: she's had her shot at her 'big' career and now that she's done with that and nailed a husband down she's cranked out a kid.

So if the statement is correct that she gave birth six weeks prior to Vidcon, that's an early May birth. Which makes it an August conception. I don't think anything significant happened in August for her. So the most remarkable thing about this is that Lindsay saw her second book belly flop and managed to get through the ensuing months without any booze. Hopefully.