Which food had returned that made you most ecstatic? - Your favorite food has returned.

[Alex Hogendorp]

Recently my father bought me 2 cans of mountain dew which are summer Circle-K exclusive for 2022. Two of the flavors are Mountain Dew White Out and Mountain Dew Purple Thunder. I was pretty excited when I find Mountain Dew White Out was making a comeback because the last time I drank it at the time was at a campsite back in 2014 and it reminded me much more of simpler times before politics really went out of whack. Mountain Dew Purple Thunder is another drink I wish would remain permanent here.

 

[ditto]

That Japanese coffee-in-a-can with the William Faulkner logo. I don't think it's ever gone away but it's just so hard to find.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Chicken fries at burger king

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Oreo O's and Doritos 3D.

 

[Naitsirhc Rodriguez]

The "mexican" pizza at Taco Bell.

 

[Apochrypha]

If anybody can tell me which store chains still sell SoBe, let me know. It was the nectar of the gods and I know it's out there but I haven't seen it in like 10 years.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You fucking fat fucking absolute fucking niggers. What the hell is wrong with you? Not only don't you cook your own shit and just drink something normal that isn't pure sugar syrup, you sit there "Omg the corporate overlords have released processed garbage that happens to be the exact formula of sugar, fat, and sodium that appeals to my completely numb taste buds!"

Fucking none, there is not once in my life that I have ever even considered feeling an ounce of euphoria for any corporate gimmick product. It's shitty for you, I had to spend money, and I'm dependent on them to make it for me, all of which is very dysphoric, and if I'm tempted to consume it that means it's just better that it went away. If I wanted to tank my health for hedonistic purposes I'd cut the pretense and just go buy hard drugs.

I mean, your dad bought you mountain dew? Your family encourages this?

 

[break these cuffs]

You fucking fat fucking absolute fucking niggers. What the hell is wrong with you? Not only don't you cook your own shit and just drink something normal that isn't pure sugar syrup, you sit there "Omg the corporate overlords have released processed garbage that happens to be the exact formula of sugar, fat, and sodium that appeals to my completely numb taste buds!"

Fucking none, there is not once in my life that I have ever even considered feeling an ounce of euphoria for any corporate gimmick product. It's shitty for you, I had to spend money, and I'm dependent on them to make it for me, all of which is very dysphoric, and if I'm tempted to consume it that means it's just better that it went away. If I wanted to tank my health for hedonistic purposes I'd cut the pretense and just go buy hard drugs.

I mean, your dad bought you mountain dew? Your family encourages this?

Have a Snickers®. You're not you when you're hungry!©

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

You fucking fat fucking absolute fucking niggers. What the hell is wrong with you? Not only don't you cook your own shit and just drink something normal that isn't pure sugar syrup, you sit there "Omg the corporate overlords have released processed garbage that happens to be the exact formula of sugar, fat, and sodium that appeals to my completely numb taste buds!"

Fucking none, there is not once in my life that I have ever even considered feeling an ounce of euphoria for any corporate gimmick product. It's shitty for you, I had to spend money, and I'm dependent on them to make it for me, all of which is very dysphoric, and if I'm tempted to consume it that means it's just better that it went away. If I wanted to tank my health for hedonistic purposes I'd cut the pretense and just go buy hard drugs.

I mean, your dad bought you mountain dew? Your family encourages this?

lol calm down

 

[BooneHelm]

Crystal Pepsi from a few years ago. I was either not alive or too young to experience the original run so it was not a nostalgic thing for me. It just became sort of infamous in the decades since it left store shelves.

When it was released I came across it randomly at a gas station. I was not disappointed.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Those Lifesavers Cremesavers, especially the orange cream flavor.

 

[ZipDisk]

I always miss the short returns of promotional items.
I wish the companies would do a better job. I'm not glued to chewboom like Jack Scalfani.
I have had the 3d doritos, I don't care for either of the returning flavors.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

That Japanese coffee-in-a-can with the William Faulkner logo. I don't think it's ever gone away but it's just so hard to find.

Boss Coffee! There's a guy in the farms with that as his avatar, I googled them and holy fuck are they expensive on my neck of the woods, lol! Just an empty can had a bonkers asking price!

If anybody can tell me which store chains still sell SoBe, let me know. It was the nectar of the gods and I know it's out there but I haven't seen it in like 10 years.

They have a store locator on their website!

https://www.sobe.com/ , good luck buddy!

Chicken fries at burger king

They had those in my neck of the woods, also discontinued. Not something I always bought as they jacked the price for no fucking reason, but they were neat!

One thing I really liked were the Cool Ranch Doritos, they launched them on my neck of the woods, then vanished after some years until they came back out of nowhere some years back. I always get myself a bag or two whenever I'm out shopping, easily my favourite flavour!

 

[Apochrypha]

They have a store locator on their website!

https://www.sobe.com/ , good luck buddy!

Thank you!

 

[Buff Wellington]

Clearly Canadian came back, delicious soda.

 

[WINWORLDPEECEE]

Fucking mexican pizza at taco bell, It's not great but beats a soft taco, why the hell did they even stop making it for the short time they did.

 

[autoerotic bus accident]

Fucking mexican pizza at taco bell, It's not great but beats a soft taco, why the hell did they even stop making it for the short time they did.

They said the boxes were bad for the environment. I don't know how they singled out those particular boxes rather than, you know, any other item of fast food packaging, so I assume that was a PR cover for "they don't make us enough money." Regardless, fuck them, and I'm so happy Mexican pizzas are back. Been eating them since I was just a little squirt.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

You fucking fat fucking absolute fucking niggers. What the hell is wrong with you? Not only don't you cook your own shit and just drink something normal that isn't pure sugar syrup, you sit there "Omg the corporate overlords have released processed garbage that happens to be the exact formula of sugar, fat, and sodium that appeals to my completely numb taste buds!"

Fucking none, there is not once in my life that I have ever even considered feeling an ounce of euphoria for any corporate gimmick product. It's shitty for you, I had to spend money, and I'm dependent on them to make it for me, all of which is very dysphoric, and if I'm tempted to consume it that means it's just better that it went away. If I wanted to tank my health for hedonistic purposes I'd cut the pretense and just go buy hard drugs.

I mean, your dad bought you mountain dew? Your family encourages this?

Man listen, I agree with you 100%... but putting this much effort into alogging random fatasses on kiwifarms' food shitposting board is not worth your time. They're just gonna go heat up more pizza rolls while they laugh at you

 

[Water Helen Water]

I personally don't think much of them but one my buddies is utterly thrilled that Oreo Cakesters came back.

 

[WonderWino]

Clearly Canadian came back, delicious soda.

Ehh I bought one of each flavor a couple weeks ago. I honestly wasn't impressed. It isn't like it was back in the 90s at all. Especially the raspberry and blackberry flavors

That said I found some crystal pepsi at a local drugstore and bought a few bottles. Definitely a big improvement from how it was in 1992-93. FYI for anyone getting any kind of scoping done, it counts as a clear liquid you can drink during the 24 - 48 hour fasting prior to the procedure, so you can stay caffeinated and keep your blood sugar up. I'd recommend picking up a couple bottles just for that for anyone who expects to have any procedures like that done