You fucking fat fucking absolute fucking niggers. What the hell is wrong with you? Not only don't you cook your own shit and just drink something normal that isn't pure sugar syrup, you sit there "Omg the corporate overlords have released processed garbage that happens to be the exact formula of sugar, fat, and sodium that appeals to my completely numb taste buds!"
Fucking none, there is not once in my life that I have ever even considered feeling an ounce of euphoria for any corporate gimmick product. It's shitty for you, I had to spend money, and I'm dependent on them to make it for me, all of which is very dysphoric, and if I'm tempted to consume it that means it's just better that it went away. If I wanted to tank my health for hedonistic purposes I'd cut the pretense and just go buy hard drugs.
I mean, your dad bought you mountain dew? Your family encourages this?