Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
"lol i like old photos i'm so random and weird lol rofl 🤪"
"As a supreme intellectual, I don't believe in any FAKE GODS and DUMB BIBLES"
"I drove an extra mile for Uber Eats, just thought everyone should know."
"I am at the gym! I'm exercising and stuff!! 💪 #yovannaventura #disabled #cool #awesome #blahblahblah"
"PLEASE message me Yovanna I'm so lonely waaaaahhhh"

This has been an above-average week in Russtory.
 
"lol i like old photos i'm so random and weird lol rofl 🤪"
"As a supreme intellectual, I don't believe in any FAKE GODS and DUMB BIBLES"
"I drove an extra mile for Uber Eats, just thought everyone should know."
"I am at the gym! I'm exercising and stuff!! 💪 #yovannaventura #disabled #cool #awesome #blahblahblah"
"PLEASE message me Yovanna I'm so lonely waaaaahhhh"

This has been an above-average week in Russtory.
I'm thinking his tard-wrangler either quit or drowned.
 
Gawd, he really has no idea how this blatant thirst-posting makes him look at all. I've never seen a guy with more tunnel-vision then Russhole. When he gets an idea in his sweaty squash-shaped noggin it's impossible to dislodge it by any means, not even extreme rudeness where he'll just automatically translate it to "hates the disabled".

Welp, This is why he'll be feeding us lolmilk until the end of his days. A true tier-1 Lolcow for eternity.
I think Warner Brothers had him pegged decades ago
 
He thinks Chana is Yovanna's cousin. No idea if she is or not, but she made the mistake of responding to him once. He complimented her, and when she said thank you, he immediately started bothering her about Yovanna. He is incapable of grasping how insulting this was, so he keeps contacting her. He talks to her like he's addressing Yovanna's lowly assistant.


This is actually kinda scary.
Some would say "troubling and invasive."

He's pulling the SAME EXACT shit he pulled with TS and her family. It's becoming more likely that Yovanna will have to lawyer up in the near future.
 
He thinks Chana is Yovanna's cousin. No idea if she is or not, but she made the mistake of responding to him once. He complimented her, and when she said thank you, he immediately started bothering her about Yovanna. He is incapable of grasping how insulting this was, so he keeps contacting her. He talks to her like he's addressing Yovanna's lowly assistant.
Wonder how he got it into his head that Chana is Yovanna's cousin. It's possible one of them said the other was their cousin, but it's also possible that because they're both of Dominican decent (Yovanna was born in Miami) and they both live in Miami, Russ thinks they're related. It's also possible Russ did/paid for research on Yovanna like he did with Taylor, and found out about Chana and Yovanna being related. Regardless, it fits with Russ's previous actions of trying to get other people to bug his target for him.
Some would say "troubling and invasive."

He's pulling the SAME EXACT shit he pulled with TS and her family. It's becoming more likely that Yovanna will have to lawyer up in the near future.
And yup, he's rapidly escalating to "invasive and troubling" levels. As long as he sticks to Instagram, poor Chana just has to block him. But he paid for info on Taylor's family so he could pester them, and given it's been over a year since the video and Yovanna not responding to him since the one message, he's getting obsessive, he might try to find/pay for another means to contact Chana to harass her into somehow making Yovanna contact him. I predict a twofer on restraining orders in his future.
 
Wonder how he got it into his head that Chana is Yovanna's cousin. It's possible one of them said the other was their cousin, but it's also possible that because they're both of Dominican decent (Yovanna was born in Miami) and they both live in Miami, Russ thinks they're related. It's also possible Russ did/paid for research on Yovanna like he did with Taylor, and found out about Chana and Yovanna being related. Regardless, it fits with Russ's previous actions of trying to get other people to bug his target for him.

And yup, he's rapidly escalating to "invasive and troubling" levels. As long as he sticks to Instagram, poor Chana just has to block him. But he paid for info on Taylor's family so he could pester them, and given it's been over a year since the video and Yovanna not responding to him since the one message, he's getting obsessive, he might try to find/pay for another means to contact Chana to harass her into somehow making Yovanna contact him. I predict a twofer on restraining orders in his future.
If Yovanna was really just like an enchilada, he could go to his local Mexican restaurant for his Yovanna replacement for less than $20.
 
Got to say, I'm pretty sure Russ didn't buy any cable that morning. It's a story he made up long after the fact as an excuse for his retarded arguments getting thrown out of court by the fake bias judge.

He never mentioned it until he put it in his "book". I think he got the idea from the same place as he got the idea for the Kiwi Farms molotov cocktail and Morgan Freeman owl.
I've been away from the farms for a while so this is late, I know, but while we don't have any video, someone once shared a screenshot from Russ's Facebook on the day of the trial which showed a post and video which said something to the effect of "I finally got a cable" and he appeared to be holding it. Obviouosly the trial didn't go as the book said it because Russell didn't get to present evidence, just give his argument, since the case was instantly dismissed for lack of jurisdiction, but it's clear at some point that he needed a cable. I'm inclined to believe that the exchange at Fedex happened pretty accurately to how it was described since it depicts Russell being an incompetent, entitled asshole without realizing it.
 
On an unrelated note: Have you seen Porn without Porn? It has female porn actresses and regular guys in porn scenarios, but the guy acts normally. Like a plumber comes over, he fixes the plumbing while the girl hits on him, and then he leaves with a confused look on his face. It's hilarious. We could create a similar series with Russ, but with him as the person who does the porn tropes. It would end with him getting maced and hauled off in cuffs. I would find that funny, but the woman might not.

Reminds me of safe for work porn.

 
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This is actually kinda scary.

It's kind of terrifying whenever we get a glimpse at how crazy and obsessive of a stalker Russell can be. And Chana's just the one we can see, I have a very strong feeling that he's doing the same bullshit he pulled back with TS and has at least tried to contact Yovanna's close family as well. All of this because she reacted to a single post where he tagged her over a fucking year ago.

It's genuinely impressive that Russ has the gall to say he's being bullied for things that happened years ago when he's clearly learned absolutely nothing since then. He just turned his obsession towards a different celebrity again.
 
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