Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[RainwaterDrop]

Jack looking like an asshole with some poor kid who doesn't know better

Figures that his only legitimate fans are either children, special needs people and other geezers who don't know any better. Anyone who actually knows cooking won't sub to Jagoff, I just feel for this poor kid who might really like Jack and not know the toxic asshole he is!

So he ran into a fan of moistcrit1kal or AugustTheDuck. His descriptions of people are just like his reviews, great guy great family. Referring to a pre-teen as guy instead of young man was a weird choice of words. Also the hashtag is Jack On The Ego, great spelling dumbass.

Kids sometimes like people like Jack, fuck, I remember reading some news about a kid who was a fan of a notoriously corrupt politician on my neck of the woods, usually these fade out once they grow up and realize they've been fans of an asshole. But it's equally likely that it's just a young boy who watches critikal and wanted to take a picture with Jack for the fun of it, we won't know either way lol!

 

[Staffy]

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I see Jamal has been replaced by Cletus there on the left

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I want fatty to make a new cooking video so I can critique it. Tomorrow gonna be a slow day at work

 

[thedingledongle]

He's definitely in a scooty-puff, given his head is at the same level as a young kid's.

Sometimes he gets tired in a store and needs one, ya know?

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Jack's new church loves Murica but they do have some tounge-in-cheek humor.

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They also openly celebrate Juneteenth, something that surely makes Jack seeth.

This is a Megachurch, I don't know if this is tongue-in-cheek or just...well...posting their most devout members.

And ooooh, Juneteenth? That's gonna make Jack jump ship.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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That’s the best soy face I’ve ever seen lmao

 

[salmonellajack]

Jack. The only "celebrity" who asks for a selfie with fans. Pathetic.

 

[AnOminous]

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Two for the price of one! Obviously Jack is advertising he can suck cocks at least twice as big as his gay fan.

As an added bonus he's using his "cumbeard" pfp.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Old man rambles about the weather and the Elvis movie and people sitting in reserved seats at the theatre. He's remarkably nonchalant about the level of swearing, particularly the many instances of taking the Lord's name in vain.

Also, I wanted to make aware that I've edited the synopsis of Jack's church service - there actually was a reference to the Taco Bell Mexican pizza buried in there, and I completely missed it on first listen. The details are in that post, but I wanted to ensure that incorrect info didn't get too far.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

My grandmother got one stroke and died a month later. Now she wasn't in the greatest of health and had a lot of mini strokes before hand, but still. This fucker eats three for breakfast and is hungry for more.

I hate this creature.

 

[captkrisma]

Lol at his pastor saying the stock market is too volatile. I bet a box of doughnuts this man has his 6 figure paycheck invested into multiple assets.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jack's new church loves Murica but they do have some tounge-in-cheek humor.

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They also openly celebrate Juneteenth, something that surely makes Jack seeth.

We love our pastors our religious gatekeepers. We love our blacks they’re important..

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

 

[captkrisma]

Well...Jack doesn't understand that Musk has until October to finalize the sale. On the other hand, there's very little that Jack fully understands, ranging from religion to properly cooking a chicken.

 

[Pig Cups]

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Considering that nearly all of the FoodJacks he meets in the wild look like relatives of the Whittaker family from Odd, WV, I’m kind of taken aback by how normal Ashton looks (by comparison).

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Why is Jack hanging around with young boys?

He's trying to get some for his son to play with.

Well...Jack doesn't understand that Musk has until October to finalize the sale. On the other hand, there's very little that Jack fully understands, ranging from religion to properly cooking a chicken.

Like Mushbrain understands anything more complex than "food goes here" while pointing at his mouth.

 

[Staffy]

Well...Jack doesn't understand that Musk has until October to finalize the sale. On the other hand, there's very little that Jack fully understands, ranging from religion to properly cooking a chicken.

I'm hoping Elon doesn't finalize the sale and some deranged leftist takes over the site thanks to this tub o' lard. He'd be pissed, even more so if his account gets banned.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

How does he take something so simple and make it look nauseating with such impeccable consistency?

Also, does he know that there's a month in between June and August?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I'm hoping Elon doesn't finalize the sale and some deranged leftist takes over the site thanks to this tub o' lard. He'd be pissed, even more so if his account gets banned.

Oh that would be funny. But then anything that causes Jagoff to lose his shit is funny.

How does he take something so simple and make it look nauseating with such impeccable consistency?

Also, does he know that there's a month in between June and August?

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It's frankly amazing how nauseating he makes food look.

 

[Adamska]

I love how his titlecard clearly shows he thinks raw chicken is done chicken. The drumsticks are clearly still fuckin' cluckin in it.