The Great Twitter Meltdown of 2021 - Emulator creator Byuu bullied to death by HateSpeech™ forum, Twitter takes up arms (Still No Death Report)

[Mysterious Autist XX]

But then what was in the cookie jar...?

Meth

 

[Kosher Dill]

But then what was in the cookie jar...?

Byuu's hoarded copy of "Chinko Pachinko Gaiden" for SNES, that's how he smuggled it out of Japan.

 

[Incorrect Password]

But then what was in the cookie jar...?

Cookies

 

[Nonronic]

Cookies

Shoulda deleted 'em

 

[ForTheHoard]

Shoulda deleted 'em

Spoiler

 

[AnOminous]

The "wish I hadn't had to" tweet, claiming an attempt to prevent the suicide, outright contradicts the previous story. It's the blabbering of a bad liar who's just lost control and is trying to improvise.

I don't think he's just a bad liar, he's an autistic one. He never even considered that when he presented an absolutely risible farce of a suicide hoax that people might doubt it.

Panic. The existence of a public register of deaths was not in the hoax plan.

I'd love to see the facial expression on this doughy autist when he realized how badly he fucked up.

 

[Lester Jones]

Marcan is live right now:

 

[FarCentrist]

Marcan is live right now:

Just in case anyone was planning to, I just finished watching the whole stream to check if he mentioned byuu. He didn't.

Spoiler

No I didn't

 

[GorebyHog]

Near now I know, I was right, I messed up, and now you're alive

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Putin killed him

Poutine killed him. Something in the cheese curds.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Happy One Year AnniByuusery

 

[Chatspiracy Theorist]

I wonder if Hector is going to post an obituary or something - I mean posting in remembrance of your lost friend is what people do if someone's passed


unless...

 

[FarCentrist]

I wonder if Hector is going to post an obituary or something - I mean posting in remembrance of your lost friend is what people do if someone's passed


unless...

Isn't is about time he visit byuu's cookie jar and pay his respects?

 

[AnOminous]

Isn't is about time he visit byuu's cookie jar and pay his respects?

By eating some of the cookies inside.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

By eating some of the cookies inside.

They're oatmeal raisin.

Hey, don't kill the messenger.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Hey guys, no worries, Freddit is here to solve the case shut once and for all!
https://twitter.com/fr_brennan/status/1541848010983968769 (archive.md)

Get it now?! Fucking nips can't engrish right! Not even their government officials in charge of talking to the U.S consulate!

 

[The Fatriarchy]

I don't think a misspelled name would result in someone not appearing in a list. Call me crazy.

 

[ScooterL]

Ah, that explains it. They accidentally reported the death of Neal to Amelica. Happens all the time.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I don't think a misspelled name would result in someone not appearing in a list. Call me crazy.

I bet you he thinks they all look the same, too.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Hey guys, no worries, Freddit is here to solve the case shut once and for all!
https://twitter.com/fr_brennan/status/1541848010983968769 (archive.md)
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Get it now?! Fucking nips can't engrish right! Not even their government officials in charge of talking to the U.S consulate!

"I don't know anything about the information KF has, but they must be wrong 'cause Fat programmer said so"

Amazing. We didn't even FOIA, wtf is he on about?