DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I've been having massive breaks from Phil and I got the news that I'm cancer free, coincidence?

Powerlevel but fuck you guys, I'm as happy as Phil would be be rolling around in shit. ❤
Genuinely pleased that you’re on the mend, friend. May that shit never return.
 
sure some idiot will throw money at him eventually, but the day/night streams combined so far are at $99 total. For such over-the-top begging (which he's still doing right now), even his dents seem to see through it.

This is a good point and shows how much his support really has dwindled in terms of the number of people actually giving him money and how much those people are willing to give him. The money in these $60-100 streams he seems to have more and more often lately are usually the result of someone tipping like $20 and then the rest is people who, whether they're 'trolls' or actual fans, are only giving a few bucks each.

In his day streams, the top tip is rarely anybody beside 1mm's $25, and he often makes up like 30%+ of the tip total. The only real substantial money he consistently makes anymore is from 1mm, Jaxx, Emil, and one of the numerous socks that coffee cuck has, one of which may be Emil. It often gets thrown out that 'there are only like 5 people keeping Phil afloat', but it may not even be that many.

Having said that, regardless of the veracity or practicality of whatever Keemstar was offering him, Phil was always going to pass on it. He's one of the laziest fucking people I've ever seen, and he's unwilling to do anything to make ends meet if it falls outside of the time he streams. All of which makes me intensely curious to know what it is that he tells himself when he's alone and jonesing for that next pull. Does he actually know what a precarious house of cards he sits on top of every day and just white-knuckle his way through it, or is he arrogant about his dominance over the idiots who actually sympathize with him and think that all he has to do is throw out the same garbage about day off, one meal with wife, cat starving and he'll be good to go? Either way, it's really incredible to see what kind of a financial knife's edge he lives on and how little interest he seems to have in even considering doing something to change that.
 
Found this on another thread and though it could be useful here

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I can’t even believe I’m going here…but, if Keem was THAT serious about this nutty podcast…just fuckin call Phil at one of times he was given. Or just email the motherfucker. Going into Phil’s chat just shows me that this was never a serious thing. It was Keem doing what he does best….trolling for attention and content.
 
Slayer if you see this, I'll do a free react for you right now: K-pop "music" is garbage that was all written by the same computer that makes anime intros and the singers are all plastic surgery bug monsters. You have autism and will never score.
K-pop has always been an inferior knockoff of J-pop. Culturally speaking, Koreans are the biggest weeaboos ever, even if many don't realize it. It's almost all derivative of Japanese culture, and surprise: the Japanese do it better:


 
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This was posted at around 12:30 am Seattle time btw. Phil's ego at an all time low after a bearded gnome completely felted him again. I'm sure Rich will still pay Phil money like the gelded cuck that he is.
Rich Masucci is one of very few people on equal ground as Phil. Can't blame Phil for taking shots at him.
 
I've been having massive breaks from Phil and I got the news that I'm cancer free, coincidence?

Powerlevel but fuck you guys, I'm as happy as Phil would be be rolling around in shit. ❤
Happy to hear you’ve beaten it friend.

Side note, if a fan of Phil’s said a similar thing in a stream, you expect him to react the same as the guy who told DSP that he can get through the rough time and still function like a somewhat normal adult? Fuck no, but we are the mentally ill according to Phil.
 
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