Culture The Bull Pit - Pitbull News Megathread - aka sperginity speds out agendaposting

https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."
 
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You're going to create at least one pitbull-based supervillain like that.
Marvel presents:

PITMOMMY

Scourge of trailer parks and ghettos everywhere, Pitmommy is on the scene to strike terror in the hearts of toddlers and small women who dare go outside without a high caliber weapon!

Powers:

  • Has done so much meth she never has to sleep ever again
  • Immune to prison time no matter how many children she's responsible for killing
  • Able to summon an army of Lesser Pitmommies to defend her at a moment's notice
  • Ages at superhuman speeds
  • Thick, full-body layer of cellulite makes her impervious to blunt weaponry
  • Numerous child support payments despite no (living) children give her access to infinite funds
And of course, her signature power:
  • Always flanked by two deadly beasts she has absolutely no control over
 
Abbeville County investigator Jeffrey Hines testified Minor told investigators they could euthanize the dogs, which he wanted to do after they killed his chickens, but his wife said no, Fox Carolina reported.
Justin Minor, who lives on the road where the attack took place, was arrested and charged with three counts of owning a dangerous animal that attacked and injured a human, rabies control violation and dangerous animal not permitted beyond premises unless restrained.
The owning a dangerous animal charge carries a penalty of $5,000 or a sentence of three years in prison.
I like how he had wanted to get rid of the dogs before this, but his wife said no, and now he's fined thousands of dollars and HE may face prison time cause of his wife's furbabies.

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If there's a mega thread for any articles involving pit bulls, why don't we also have a mega thread for any crimes involving blacks, which is much more common?

By blacks, I mean black bears, of course. What else would I mean?
 
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