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I don't. Those are exactly the conditions when they break out the rifles and make you walk backwards until they clear the house.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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It's good to see that ralph is deeply concerned that his son, whom he totally cares about, could've been killed due to dumb Internet shit. Such a caring and motivated parent, it really brings a tear to your eye to see.
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The pearl clutching about this baby. Why the fuck would the cops shoot a baby? It’s white it’s not like it’s a threat.
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because it looks like ralph
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There is antiswatting software/programs available, why the fuck are some police departments so far behind the curve on this shit? It's not fucking rocket science
ETA: It was pointed out to me after I sperged out that the police department was aware of potential for swatting and attempted to contact the vickers but there was no answer. My bad. I shouldn't assume the worst.
ETA: It was pointed out to me after I sperged out that the police department was aware of potential for swatting and attempted to contact the vickers but there was no answer. My bad. I shouldn't assume the worst.
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Because they can't hit the broad side of a barn and have a tendency to do shit like chuck flashbangs and smoke grenades through a window blind.
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I don't know. I'd love to take Faith at her word that everything happened exactly how she says it did, but she's not the most honest person out there. I guess someone could request bodycam footage if its available when the investigation is done to know for sure.
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Your affirmation takes into the premise government officials and agencies have basic levels of competence.
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They evidently have a swatting list you can put yourself on. Nobody was awake to answer a confirmation call. You could try reading Vickers' statement, or my post on the last page. What anti-swatting software should they use? Which do you recommend?
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White babies don’t tho, at least not as many statistically.
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Thanks for pointing that out, you're right, I obviously didn't read it (I'm "working" right now, so made the mistake of sperging out without complete info). No idea on swatting software, i just googled it and many results came up of it being implemented in some cities starting in 2019 or so. But it sounds like they do have a system in place and it just didn't work this time. Thanks for clarifying what I should have read before, my bad.
I'll get back to work...my apologies friend
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Maybe they should be suspicious if it's obviously not even a human voice on the other end.
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I think they were. You know as well as I do that if they woulda just fucking breached and shot the dogs unless they had reservations.
i bet you 100 percent ralph forgot he even had a son when he said this because you just cant cope about caring about your son after this. you just cant. i mean you can but no one is even going to give you that "oh well we cant know 100 percent" ultimate skeptic contrarian shit.
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I thought Ralph might at least feign concern for his Son to try and drum up pity for himself like when Jessie visited his house and scared his pregnant fiance almost to death. But nope, he can't even pretend to care.
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"Ralph doesn't give a shit about Xander and only uses him to win twitter arguments". It's not news, it's been discussed many times, it's very obvious and yes it's extra disgusting when he's complaining "what about MY wellness checks???" when Xander (allegedly) had a gun pointed at him. That said, it shouldn't come as a shock to anyone that he acts this way, I don't think anything yet beats "I'm going to reroll to get a son with better stats" when it comes to the piece of shit father category, but it is pretty close.
Ralph's been so boring the last few weeks though, ever since the second Portugal beatdown, there's really not been anything interesting, the Boogie fight is garbage and Ralph will never do it, arguing with random 1k YouTubers is garbage, the diary as much as some people enjoyed it, didn't really bring much new to light (yes Ralph is a sexual deviant and a degenerate, that's not news, and there's the old catfished photo of the West Memphis micro where he is wearing women's underwear).
Maybe the Dan fight set the bar too high, but I think it's just been boring. I guess what I'm saying is you need to step it up Ralph, you need the alogs are your main audience/the ones who give you any kind of attention, so go fight a homeless man, or pepper spray randoms on the street like Baked, give IP2 (when it was interesting) a run for its money, just do something other than sperg in your crackshack and on twitter. In short, dance monkey, dance!
Ralph's been so boring the last few weeks though, ever since the second Portugal beatdown, there's really not been anything interesting, the Boogie fight is garbage and Ralph will never do it, arguing with random 1k YouTubers is garbage, the diary as much as some people enjoyed it, didn't really bring much new to light (yes Ralph is a sexual deviant and a degenerate, that's not news, and there's the old catfished photo of the West Memphis micro where he is wearing women's underwear).
Maybe the Dan fight set the bar too high, but I think it's just been boring. I guess what I'm saying is you need to step it up Ralph, you need the alogs are your main audience/the ones who give you any kind of attention, so go fight a homeless man, or pepper spray randoms on the street like Baked, give IP2 (when it was interesting) a run for its money, just do something other than sperg in your crackshack and on twitter. In short, dance monkey, dance!
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He's gonna go to Medicare's house any day now.
ralph does the same shit over and over until something new explodes or someone new is suckered in and changes the dynamic. thats how it goes, thats how it went since 2014. some people like when gunt has another "i dont care my son could have died" moment because its still outlandish. if youre hoping for something totally new idk skim. i dont get people posting this, this is a freaking golden age of ralph content
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Faith and Xander get swatted- Everything’s Fair Game.
Did I mention my debit card got stolen and $100?
Did I mention my debit card got stolen and $100?
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Exactly. It’s actually the perfect defense. “I have always disavowed swatting and whomever did that put my son in danger and I’m grateful he is ok. Vickers is my enemy but not happy that happened at all.”
He would have put forth a great case that it wasn’t him, gained sympathy points and actually shown the a-logs that he cared about his son to refute their claims, while taking the high road all in one tweet.
Man I’d even be better at being a faggot online grifter than him and that’s his whole life.